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Mermay Character Designs (plus bonus sketches)

If you follow my twitter, you'll know that I've been doing some character designs based on various lesser-known marine animals. Here are all the designs compiled in one place, as well as several ro...

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A Comic About Marina and the Diamonds

What no exposure to the outside world does to a mf—teetering on the brink of insanity, scraping the inside of my brain for comic inspiration, when the bastard queen MARINA releases a new single s...

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Patreon Thank You, April 2021

Bringing back out the old, speech bubble-less format here. Not sure how I feel-- looks somehow cleaner and messier at the same time. 


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Damaged Goods (or: "I Can Fix Him")

Normally, I would think this sort of comic veers into a level of self-deprecation that is annoyingly excessive, veering from comedy to jokey self-pity. But, I think for the joke to work I need an i...

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Mistaken Identity

Nowadays, when making a comic I usually use it as an opportunity to flex or improve on  my drawing skills. In this case, I had to redraw this several times to avoid depicting a child molester ...

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Patreon Thank-You Comic, March 2021

Ta-Da! Here is an idea of what the patreon thank-you comics will more or less look like from here on out, featuring names of "Legendary Super Tuesday" and "Ten Doller Boller" patrons. 

W...

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White Boy Summer Draft Picks Just Leaked

This was an idea prompted by my friend Spencer. Who’s on your ideal “White Boy Summer” crew?

Not pictured here:

-Two drunk guys wearing Joy Division shirts who get into a fight be...

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Trying My Hand At Poety

In case you live under a rock, Rupi Kaur is in the twittersphere again for posting this nightmare fu...

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Two Friends Discuss Dogs

Everyone: Pugs are so cute!

Pugs: 

Originally, I went into the research of this comic w...

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Adding some new tiers to my Patreon! Please read below for more information

Hello!

As you may or may not have noticed, I just added two new Patreon tiers: 5$ and 10$. Now, first and foremost, let me assure people: nothing is being taken away from 2$ patrons, ...

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Marvel Fucks Up

There are two potential problems with this joke, which I won't know the extent of until it hits public eyes. The first one is that the joke just doesn't read clearly, and people will think that the...

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Bad Enders Chapter 2 pp 49-54

It's been a minute since the last update, sorry! I've been spread thin across a lot of other things. 

Read the new pages h...

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My New Comic Series

This comic really runs the gamut of BT tropes--  introspection, massive walls of text, overthought commentary on the stupidest of dumb internet minutiae, and sex jokes. 

This comic ...

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Cute Monkey Videos

Argh, that last panel really bothers me-- I spent so much time trying to get the perspective right, but it still looks weird. Whatever. Spent a ton of time getting the minutiae of the wording right...

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Powerpoint Comedy at Bummer City Open Mic (Starts at 1hr13m)

Hey! In case you missed it, yesterday I did a little bit of not-quite-stand-up, not-quite-comic comedy at a local Boston artist's open mic that invited me as the featured act. It was a blast gettin...

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Animal Crackers

This is very much a throwback to the older, shittier-drawn, less wordy style of comic, but I still think the concept is pretty good. Perhaps I need to refine my ultra-cartoony style, though...

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Damage Control

I've actually been sitting on this idea for a while, and when the Lincoln Project shit went down, I knew it was the universe telling me it was time. 

One joke I didn't end up using becau...

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Every Magic The Gathering Card vs Every Yugioh Card

Bing bang boom. A simple one. I usually try to put more effort into the artwork of the comics these days, but I'm not sure I should've bothered trying to replicate Magic's James Gurney-esque oil pa...

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Fandom - A Comics Quadrilogy

Here's another comic about twitter. As with most character design projects, I got way mor into it than I needed to for something that would only appear as a one-off gag, so there are some design sk...

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A Comic About Maturity

During quarantine, I’ve felt some stagnation in my ability to be funny, the lack of social interaction meaning a lack of situations necessitating on-the-spot humor. I have, however, had a lot of ...

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Ancient Greek YouTube

AnotherYouTube parody, eh? Isn't this all a little... base? Maybe. And yet, I'd like to think that there's at least something a little more interesting about the YouTuber phenomenon, something that...

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The Ultimate Christmas Album

Surprise! My grinchlike dislike for Christmas has yielded two separate anti-Christmas works this December. Huzzah! 

Modern christmas music really is the pits-- you either get:

1) p...

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Two Friends Discuss Soda Pop

This is a comic that I felt a little less strongly about the longer I worked on it. There's so much bonkers shit about the history of soda that I had to make it double length-- but even still, afte...

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The Remake Genie

This is a fairly old-school style comic-- no dense text bursts, just a sort of comedy-sketch style gag. I think it's just okay. The humor rests almost solely on familiarity with outside material, a...

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WHO KILLED SANTA? (an instant holiday classic)

Below is a brand new short story you can download and read! I won't spoil anything here, but I will say that the genesis of this idea was a conversation about samey, boring Christmas movies for kid...

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Bad Enders Chapter 2: pp 41-48

If you are a new patron and have no idea what you're looking at, you can read chapter 1 for free right here<...

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A Comic About Work and Identity

Is this good? Do people like this? Or is it just some hacky "eat-pray-love for failsons" type of thing? Let me know. People seemed to enjoy the other more personal comics I've made, but I still fee...

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Breaking News: The Biden Campaign

The Tantalus allusion is my personal favorite part of this-- like a tortured, hungry soul is to food and water, so is this decrepit, power hungry pervert to nubile young flesh. But alas, at the ver...

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Founding Father Jokez

Kate Beaton, eat your heart out.

This is based off a real conversation I had with my friend Spencer, demongrified like myself in the comic above. He suggested that 'The Quaker Oats Guy" was o...

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Food Trends 20 Years Ago vs Food Trends Now

Here's a premise that is perhaps a little bit hacky, and a format that is a little overused, but hey, you gotta make something that has popular appeal every now and again, right? I'm sure if I were...

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