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In the Flesh: Rachel Getting Married

“All of you people living in this little world of judgement and paranoia and mistrust,” rants Kym Buchman (Anne Hathaway) to her family. “I can feel it every second.” It’s a statement mad...

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Sign of the Dragonfly Chapter VII

It was on their tenth day in the desert that Slava spotted the horseman. The sun was past its zenith and the column was strung out across the shifting sands, their shadows stretching for what seeme...

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Sign of the Dragonfly: Chapter VI

The dragonfly rose up from the palace’s windyard in a dizzying rush, the roar of its wings like a hurricane to either side of Rupa where she sat behind her mistress in the howdah. Ahead, p...

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In the Flesh: Frankenstein (2025)

It’s nice to be reminded that Oscar Isaac can act. After years of sleepwalking through airless franchise crap, here he is throwing himself into a project he obviously cares deeply about. His inca...

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In the Flesh: Bugonia

Yorgos Lanthimos uses whimsy more effectively than perhaps any other working director. In Bugonia, his latest feature, he keeps that particular knife hidden for a long, long time, but when...

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In the Flesh: The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (2025)

It’s such a treat to watch a director grow and mature in real time. The thematic fixations that made director Michelle Garza Cervera’s debut feature, La Huesera, so captivating are exp...

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In the Flesh: Hollow Knight: Silksong

The first thing anyone’s going to think about Silksong is that it’s hard. Gruelingly hard. Punishingly, brutally, relentlessly hard. Rush or fuck up your timing against even the simple...

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In the Flesh: Dead Mail

There’s a moment in Dead Mail I’ve never really seen in anything else. Uptight, sexually repressed Trent Whittington (John Fleck) speaks over a private audio address system to his kidn...

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In the Flesh: Kindred

I don’t know that I’ve seen a nastier, more brutal ending since The Devils Bath. The sight of two well-heeled British aristos cooing over the baby they’ve stolen from a y...

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In the Flesh: Raging Grace

There’s a sick-making tension at the heart of Raging Grace, a cruel, twisting sense of precarity, that any single moment could upend everything undocumented housekeeper and care nurse Jo...

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In the Flesh: One Battle After Another

As Col. Steven J. Lockjaw, Sean Penn walks like he just got off a horse after a hard day’s ride. He walks like this at all times, as though he’s dismounting a steady stream of horses, one befor...

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In the Flesh: Hades II

Hades II is beautiful. Jen Zee’s much-lauded art direction deserves its roses, imparting a lived-in but rarefied feeling to the game’s mythological settings and characters, as though A...

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In the Flesh: Fantastic Four: First Steps

Every new Marvel movie has its wave of critics declaring it either a return to form or a brand new direction for the lumbering pop culture behemoth, and every new Marvel movie, without fail, is pre...

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In the Flesh: HIM

Director Justin Tipping handles HIM, his feature-length debut, like the unholy love child of a Nike ad and a military recruitment promo reel. Thermal imaged skeletons smash together with c...

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In the Flesh: Foundation Season 3

For two seasons now, Foundation has been the come-from-behind sensation among all its prestige sci-fi and fantasy ilk, an epic series spanning centuries and effortlessly mixing what feels ...

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In the Flesh: Night Moves

For the first forty minutes of its sleek 99-minute running time, Night Moves is more or less a standard noir mystery with a curiously rinky-dink score by composer Michael Small. Harry Mose...

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On Violence

"We must also be real. We must be honest with the population. Having an armed citizenry comes with a price, and that is part of liberty... We need to be very clear that you're not going to get gun ...

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A Thank You

I try to avoid non-work posts on here, so tomorrow I'll have a review of the classic 1975 neo-noir Night Moves, starring Gene Hackman, and it'll be back to business as usual, but for tonig...

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In the Flesh: The Naked Gun (2025)

Every single moment of The Naked Gun, and I mean this in the most complimentary sense, is stupid. Every bit is more moronic than the last, a relentless onslaught of idiocy so overwhelming ...

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In the Flesh: Daddy's Head

I don’t think anything in Daddy’s Head is poorly done. The performances range from decent (Nathaniel Martello-White as Robert) to unsettlingly raw (the young Rupert Turnbull as Isaac)....

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In the Flesh: Weapons

There’s a particular rhythm to most good Stephen King stories. The intentional layering of small-town tensions. The probing of everyday human failings and foibles, sometimes in pursuit of true mo...

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In the Flesh: Sex House

If you want a picture of the future, imagine being forced to deepthroat a dildo somehow synthesized from the physical manifestations of the worst experiences of your life — forever. Written by Sa...

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In the Flesh: Superman (2025)

Right out of the gate, James Gunn’s reimagining of DC’s iconic Superman (David Corenswet) is big and bold, full of bright colors and frenetic action. The villains are repulsive, self-aggrandizi...

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In the Flesh: Harvest

With her camera, director Athina Rachel Tsangari makes love to the Scottish countryside with the same pagan verve as her protagonist, Walter Thirsk (Caleb Landry Jones), in the film’s opening seq...

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In the Flesh: The Shield

Imagine if Law and Order had ended with detectives Munch and Finn executing a murder/suicide pact with their families in a fleabag motel. Imagine old-fashioned hound dog Lennie Briscoe joi...

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In the Flesh: Jurassic World: Rebirth

A thuddingly stupid conceit, underpinning ideas like “humans are tired of seeing dinosaurs” so transparently absurd they derail everything around them, indifferent visual effects, and a severel...

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In the Flesh: Together (2025)

The first time I did mushrooms, I had a vision of an endless sea of flesh, of quivering eyelids, trembling mouths, jiggling fat, thighs clenching and relaxing. An orgasm without a beginning or an e...

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In the Flesh: Dangerous Animals

If you’ve heard one serial killer give a growling monologue about the food chain and apex predators to their victims, you’ve heard them all. It’s too bad no one told Sean Byrne before he dire...

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In the Flesh: Miami Vice

Palm trees sway and whisper in the gusting sea breeze. The dark, full and starless, turns soft light hard and shadows stark. Shot with sometimes unnerving fidelity on a Thomson Viper Filmstream, View Post

In the Flesh: Eddington

Here’s a living corpse, Joe Cross (Joaquin Phoenix), brain bisected by a hunting knife, nervous system ravaged by COVID, propped up in a motorized wheelchair. He’s the mayor, by default, of a s...

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