Someone asked to see actual images of my old notebook, as mentioned in episode 306, so please enjoy these scans that make it look even more like I'm a fucking murderer:
2018-08-31 12:57:25 +0000 UTC
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Daddy needs new shoes and the only way he's going to get them is if you listen to this lil podcast o' mine.
Gav tried to trick people with meat? Whoa! Steve tells a sexy little story about Spider-ma...
2018-08-30 14:57:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, I've managed to tear myself away from Chain Chomp fanfic to edit and post this weeks episode.
This week, Matt reprises an old feature that was lost in the great IGN "what the hell happen...
2018-08-23 16:05:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe and Gav dig through old documentation, Steve gets blind drunk and goes to watch a musical, and Log brings the ship into port with journalists on the hunt for tea.
THANKS FOR YOUR...
HENCHMAN 1: It is boring here guarding the Bad Base.
HENCHMAN 2: I listen to podcasts to pass the time.
HENCHMAN 1: Oh, like what?
HENCHMAN 2: Like Regular Features of cours...
2018-08-10 14:03:12 +0000 UTC View Post
You Patreon people are our favourite in the whole world. Thanks for supporting us, we couldn't do this without you.
This week Log & Joe blow Gav's mind with a revelation about pedestrian c...
2018-08-02 14:05:35 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's podcast hears Log, Gav, and Matt slowly melt into the carpet in an especially nostalgia-ridden ramble of an episode. Gavin has a bicycle dilemma, Matt has been Journalism'd, and Log channe...
2018-07-26 19:25:49 +0000 UTC View Post- Pulled Pork
- Yanked Pork
- Fucked Pork
- Baconed Alaska
- Surf and TERF
- The Heart Attack
- The Early-Onset Dementia
- The Excised Cataract
- Tricky Dic...
2018-07-19 15:38:08 +0000 UTC View Post
In a coincidence we are describing as "nice", this show's full of ghosts, psychics and troublingly sexy robots. Oh boy, Gav, Log and Steve have got spookies coming out of their collective arses and th...
2018-07-19 11:23:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Patreonales, this one is dedicated to YOU.
Hoik up your mother's britches and sidle on up to the latest episode of the good old audio business we call the Regular Features podcast, in which the...
2018-07-12 22:26:23 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the latest sound sensation for the noise-eyes on the side of your head! And boy oh boy have we got a creamy dreamy punnet of skank for those bad chaps!
That's what I'd say if I had a single oun...
2018-07-05 17:15:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Normally, we'd use this description to call you all a bunch of shites or something, but Gav met a man called Robin who's put us all on best behaviour.
Robin if you're reading we're ...
2018-06-28 12:09:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there BEST readers. It's us, the Regular Features boys, with another hot hot episode of juice. x
Who wears jort jorts? We wear jort jorts, though our jort jorts have almost no bearing at all o...
2018-06-14 12:04:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the live show sandwich. The bread is audience applause at the start and end, the ham is Log doing a sexy summer panto, the cheese is Gav making miners angry, the lettuce is Joe talking abou...
2018-06-07 14:17:33 +0000 UTC View PostHave you seen the original Blade Runner? No? Oh, you're scuttered, pal, sorry.
Come watch us live at the Canal Cafe Theatre on June 4th! It's well cheap and we're fun guys to spend a maximum of one ...
2018-05-31 18:02:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Come for the great features, stay for the top ladbants between Gav, Log and Steve, leave after it gets a bit awkward right at the end.
But COME BACK for our June 4th live show at the Canal Cafe Thea...
2018-05-24 16:32:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Heyup! Here's the latest episode, and over the course of the next few days I'll be posting some Patreon-only bonus overmatter. I originally wrote three bedtime stories, see - but ten minutes of going ...
2018-05-17 16:35:48 +0000 UTC View PostHello. I’m the Journalism Horse, and the telling of my encounter with Nelson Mandela's wife, whatever her name is, in Episode 291 enraged every hair in my flowing investigative mane. In addition, I ...
2018-05-14 12:54:47 +0000 UTC View Post
We love you, Patreon people!
You are the best things in our lives because your support literally helps us live. If you ever stopped supporting us...well, it wouldn't be good...let's put it lik...
2018-05-11 07:36:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hang your chads down your dads if it ain't another episode of Regular Features!!
2018-05-03 21:04:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Steve, Matt and Log talk the Journalism Horse, Amelie's Fish-Babe, and much more besides. Mostly the latter.
2018-04-27 00:49:09 +0000 UTC View Post
On this week's show, can YOU tell the difference between Neil Morrissey and just plain old dickhead Morrissey? What kind of God of War are YOU? And do YOU want to hear all about Steve's summer outfit?...
2018-04-20 07:28:18 +0000 UTC View Post
SOMEONE forgot to put this on the Patreon last week but shhhhhh, it'll be our little secret xoxo
This week's show was recorded LIVE at the Canal Cafe Theatre.
Every month we get drunk and d...
Matt reads from The Bible, Steve takes us to the land of Peaky Blinders, Joe recalls a famous 1990s song, all while Log oversees from SPACE.
2018-04-06 15:38:00 +0000 UTC View Post
THESE GUYS MADE IT... a podcast that is! Hahaha, anyway, please come and watch us live on April 9th: 2018-03-29 23:37:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patreon babes. It's us. The podcast.
In this episode, Steve questions whether the Queer Eye Fab 5 will ever escape their purgatory hellscape, Joe peruses a jaggedy raggedy jazz mag, and Log gets...
2018-03-22 23:10:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, I am Kevin McCallister from the movie Home Alone. I grew up and am currently an unemployed surveyor. In my spare time I like to listen to podcasts about rats, Oakie Doke, the Tomb Raider's Monz...
2018-03-15 19:22:43 +0000 UTC View Post
FUCKIN BEN KINGSLEY ON A CHEESE, LOOK AT THAT MAM. LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT. MAGIC
2018-03-08 20:46:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The boys are trapped! The snow has absolutely done them in but we've got emergency tape broadcasts from all of them(except Joe, who is dead)
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2018-03-02 10:32:09 +0000 UTC
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Here, Gav was very kind to put this episode of horrible Valentine's stories together, but he went and forgot to publish it on Patreon where it belongs. I hope you don't mind if we slip it in a little ...
2018-02-28 11:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post