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251: Makes Meow Difference To Me!

Howdy Paychez. That's what I am calling the Patrons now. Paychez. My sweet peachy Paychez. Love you bops!

We've gone cat crazy in this, the episode of Regular Features that features precisely one fe...

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250: The Quarter Millennium Live Show

250 episodes and we still haven't found a feature worth repeating. There's only one thing for it...to carry on our brave search for ANOTHER 250 EPISODES!! 

We're not charging you for this one b...

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249.5: Steve's Big Job Interview

Steve thought he was heading to Gav and Joe's office for a simple Regular Features goodtime recording party sesh. Little did he know that he would soon be amidst the most grueling, invasive job interv...

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249: Kenyan Arsehole Replacement

 Gav is in Kenya. No one knows why. Honestly it probably doesn't even matter. 

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248: Big Boys' Nude Legs No Go

Log, Steve and Joe got together, took their shorts off and shouted into a microphone for just ages. Enjoy. 

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247: This One's Just Log and Steve

Hey there Patrons! Sorry, this one's just Log and Steve talking for absolutely ages about these four things exclusively:

- Idle animations
- Roger Helmer
- Whales
- Salad

Hope you're ...

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246: Escaping Houdini's Van


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Regular Features: The Quarter Millennium Weekender

Patreons! We have an honest-to-goodness live show coming up in Nottingham and YOU are invited. All of the details are here:

2017-06-03 14:16:18 +0000 UTC View Post

245: Good Boys With Bad Haircuts

What happens when good boys get bad haircuts? Find out in this thrilling 245th episode of the podcast professors are calling "immensely fruity". 

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244: Collapsing Cum and Tory Scum

Matt has been on HONEYMOON, Joe wants to rekindle things with an old friend, and Log has a quiz so you can work out what type of Conservative voter you are. 

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243: The Gavin Murphy Special

DON'T WORRY WE'RE NOT CHARGING YOU IT'S FIIIIINE


We couldn't get together this week, so we have finally completed the compilation circle.  You've heard him, you've smelled him, he's ...

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242: Oh La La Mon Booby Gauche

Hey there Patrons! We're organising a special episode 250 live show in Nottingham in July, and YOU'RE INVITED. Keep an eye on the Patreon page for NEWS and UPDATES.

In this episode, Steve gives you ...

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241: Escaping Victoria Wood's Heimlich Festival LIVE

This is for YOU, sexy Patreon people. We love you all! 

This week's episode ends with a feature that's good enough to show your Mum...especially if she looks like Victoria Wood.

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240: The Regular Features Book Club

Joe solves a viral mystery. Log laments fart injustice. Both read other people's books instead of really putting the work in. Gav attends. 

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239: Learn To Speak Welsh Rabbit

Hey there Patron Peters and Patron Patricias, it's a hot new guzzlesworth of that neat-o podcast you like. In this episode, Matt has watched Watership Down and now he loves rabbits. Gav teaches unwill...

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238: And the BAFTA for Best Bircher Goes To...

Listen, Gav forgot he was editing this episode until THE SECOND YOU'RE READING THIS. If we say anything bad about anyone, do us a favour and don't tell anyone, yeah? 

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237: Live with Puppets and Popes

 Log takes us on a puppet-based snooker adventure, Joe has been watching terrible things, Steve wants us to visit a pyramid I think, and Matt walks into a teleportation device. 

Thanks so ...

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236: Choose Your Own Brexit

 Matt and Log and Steven unite on the eve of "Britain's Worst Decision Since Spam" for a flurry of Brexit-related tosh. 

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235: Broke Straight Beasts

Hello you desirable bunch of Patron lovelies. Here's a new episode! We did it all by ourselves. Boopity boop! We love you. Teehee. 

INSIDE: Gavin escapes from New York. Matt inflicts a bad tele...

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234: Silly Squid's Birthday Church

 

HOOT HOOT

That is the sound of an owl AND one of those party blower birthday trumpets and if that's not the best summation of this episode then perhaps you would care to imagine a churc...

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233: Lots of Death LIVE at The Canal Cafe Theatre

Guys...we reckon this is EASY one of our Top 6 podcasts ever. 

Come see us LIVE on April 3rd: 

ht...

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232: Joe or Gav? You Decide!

Are you a Joe or are you a Gav?!


Come see us LIVE on March 6th:

https://canalcafetheatre.com/eve...

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231: Playing Basketball With a Racist Cock

Hey Hey! Who wants to hear a podcast about Gav's weird penis, Joe's love of basketball and Log's new house? 

Come see us LIVE on March 6th:

2017-02-23 10:34:54 +0000 UTC View Post

230: Two Sad Men Kidnap Rocky

In what has become an annual tradition, Matt & Gav get in a room and talk about their sad lives. 

(Gav mentions this story at the end of the podcast which you should read: 2017-02-17 09:51:59 +0000 UTC View Post

229: Chalky Old Men, Trumpy Babies

 I can't believe it but we managed to fit your four absolute favourite things into a single podcast this week: political chicanery, time travel, babyfury, and gypsum. Gee baby, ain't we good to y...

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228: Protesting Instagram's Dirty Parlour Pranks


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227: Big Boy Bee Bar Brexit

We've got a real nostalgic treat for you this week as Steve "Volcano Paedophile" Hogarty for his first episode after a long, long, long absence. Also Matt and Log were there. 

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226: Vin Diesel's Poo Poo Sticks Startup


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225: A Journey Through Tims and Face

 Matt knows about Dinosaurs, Gav punches a man in his face, Joe is there so I suppose he deserves some sort of credit for that. 

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224: The Crown Pooch Strangle Dangle

Log celebrates his birthday. Steve invites you aboard Flight 2017. And Joe recounts the time Lord Heseltine never even strangled a dog. Apologies for the clipping on this one, but we all had very larg...

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