Hello and welcome to the description of the podcast. If you'll take a look to your left, you'll see that Log's erected a top 10 of people in his pub - he says it's not a feature but it's got a back...
2021-05-07 09:54:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! Hey! God you're lovely.
We've been sitting on the fence way too long. It's about time we took Ellen Degeneres down a peg or five. And as a feature appetiser: Steve got Mrs Doub...
2021-05-03 18:07:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Houston, we have a problem. The problem is that three guys came in and made some yuk-yuks in mission control and now we got a whole 'sploded Cape Canaveral. What were the yuk-yuks? Well, a guy call...
2021-04-23 22:02:57 +0000 UTC View PostHello there, it's Log here. While this is about Regular Features tangentially, and could be a feature, it's predominantly self-interested, so feel free to bin it and get back to your box of red Lin...
2021-04-21 12:12:23 +0000 UTC View Post
We interrupt your regularly scheduled features to bring you this very special report about a prince, which you are also paying us for, thank you x
2021-04-10 15:37:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons. Let's slow things down for a second.
In this very special episode of Regular Features, we tackle the real issues facing our societies todays, what are named of: kayak mishaps, duck t...
2021-04-01 22:16:16 +0000 UTC View Post
HEY. PATRENS!
Sure, you've all heard about how that big boat got wedged. Yawn! But have you also heard that Gav was mildly traumatised by an intractable camera man? No, because the "news" don...
2021-03-29 18:34:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello readers, it's me, the podcast, with another episode of myself. In this one, Steve gets rich off of blockchain dunks. Joe embarks on a lucrative Tik Tok career. And Log eats so many oak-temper...
2021-03-23 19:30:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons? Oh phew, we thought it might be one of those NON-patron readers. Yuck!
I once said boo to a goose and it laid an egg, and inside the egg was a piece of paper, and on the paper there ...
2021-03-16 13:01:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Look patrons, it's late on a Sunday so let's cut to the chase.
In this one, Joe tells a blood-curdling foot story to curry favour with the producers of any horror podcast who'll have him. Log...
2021-03-07 17:33:17 +0000 UTC View Post
What is the Gorbo Vibe? If you have to ask, it's not for you. And if you don't have to ask, well you come across as aloof and so it's also not for you, sorry. I don't make the rules.
In this ...
2021-02-28 14:47:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! I'm writing this in the bath, so I'll be brief. In this episode, Steve reports on how the newest Martian rover narrowly avoided wasp-induced catastrophe. Joe reveals he is Sia's honest-to-...
2021-02-21 13:50:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but you know what it does gather? A lot of freaking attention that's what. And the last thing we want is the police snooping around here.
In this epi...
2021-02-12 18:34:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! Tuck in your elbows, lock eyes with the person you love the most, and then hurl yourself out of the nearest window, because it's time for another episode of the Regular Features podcast. 2021-02-07 20:21:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Rare meat raves. Pick and mix mince raffles. Room temperature offal sermons. Pig gristle quinceañeras. They all have one thing in common: they are ground zero for the aching bone rot known only as...
2021-01-29 17:36:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Elegance. Charm. Big moustache. Poise. Intellect. Their very own pizza oven. Grace. Wit. These are the qualities we look for in an Italian chef, and we will settle for nothing less. What? Oh, we al...
2021-01-21 11:47:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! How's your 2021 going? I hope it's okay.
Hey now, what's that sound, everybody look, it's a new episode of the podcast. What happens in this one? I'm so glad you asked. Steve compose...
2021-01-14 11:28:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Strap in patrons, as we carousel into the new year with a mildly irresponsible and Disaronno-fuelled special episode of Regular Features. Can we perform our features before Old Lazy Booze kisses us...
2021-01-07 11:13:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons, thank you for all your support in 2020, you lovely honeys.
In this episode. International mega-psychic and telepathic thorn in Nintendo's side, Uri Geller's back, and this time he's ...
2020-12-31 16:48:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Nadolig Llawen, Nollaig Shona Daoibh, Happy Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanza to all of our beloved multi-faith and faithless patrons. Thank you for all of your support this year. We hope you like wha...
2020-12-24 14:49:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! In this ALMOST LIVE episode, Log invites you to explore the soundscape of a reader's body, Steve's been on the hunt for his local missing dogs, and Gavin libels Colonel Sanders, then goes ...
2020-12-20 23:59:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Giddy up, patrons. It's us again.
In this one: Log is open for business, with an entire bazaar's worth of Regular Features purchasables just for the readers. Joe investigates the origin...
2020-12-13 13:38:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Good afternoon patrons. You alright? Alright. Well this is for YOU.
In this one: Gav takes matters into his own hands to catch a local parcel thief. Steve invites you into the vice-addled und...
2020-12-04 15:15:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons. We done another one. Ahhhhh!
Joe sets out to change a few laws with some harmless presidential bullying. Log writes his own episode of Star Trek in an attempt to derive something...
2020-11-28 18:48:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning Patreon! In this episode... WOW! Joe screams and howls until flying kicks are reinstated in society. AMAZING. Steve brings you a hands-on preview of the new PlayStation. OH PLEASE. And...
2020-11-20 14:34:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreons. Watch out! This episode entitles you to one free yacht, redeemable at your nearest marina. Log will tell you everything you need to know to get the most out of your new boat. Then Joe wil...
2020-11-14 14:27:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey lovely lovely patrons, do you ever get that thing where you're just about to fall asleep and you suddenly feel yourself falling and you jerk yourself awake again? That's us, giving you a little...
2020-11-07 13:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey readers!
Just a heads up. You might have noticed that, because we got excited and switched our Patreon page's currency from USD to GBP halfway through October, Patreon might have...
2020-11-02 16:47:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, Patreons! It's me, the Regular Features Podcast. Let me open up way wide for you. Excuse me. Wow, what have we got here?! Gav has rented a Morgan Freeman voice. Joe has got the Alienest alien ...
2020-11-01 21:49:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, dear patrons.
In this episode we're back to basics, stripped down, nude and unplugged. Log invites us to a haunted manor. Steve searches the cosmos for treasures untold, a...
2020-10-23 10:02:56 +0000 UTC View Post