Chronology Department personnel must avoid and avert any actions or events which may significantly alter these events. The annual documentation of SCP-7432 must be regularly reviewed to identif...
2024-06-20 19:54:06 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks!
Just wanted to let you know there will be a small delay on this week's episode, "K is for Keystone." It's a long episode, clocking in at nearly two and a half hours. We're b...
2024-06-19 00:55:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks!
Just a friendly reminder, to update your address!
Our offer for this month's postcards closes on June 20, 11pm MST. Whatever address...
2024-06-15 20:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Any information regarding SCP-7396 isto be scrubbed from public record,with the responsible vectorinvestigated and de-legitimized byany means necessary. Cleanup of SCP-7396 phenomena continues ...
2024-06-13 05:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHey Everyone!
This month I want to introduce you to one of the many illustrious departments within the Foundation: The Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration (RAISA) 2024-06-08 22:51:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey folks!
I've just started our Saturday Jam! If you'd like to watch me stream some art, and listen to music, click the link above!
If you're on the go, or wanna add some songs to our ...
2024-06-08 16:32:03 +0000 UTC View Post
SCP-7340 designates a group of storage drums containing United States Pharmacopeia grade isoflurane, a general anesthetic commonly used in surgery…
Content Warnings: 2024-06-06 00:33:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone, it's Pacific (in text form)!
This update was suppose to come out last Friday but I got waylaid by a friend coming into town to visit (and scout out some potentia...
2024-06-05 22:09:39 +0000 UTC View Post
SCP-7303 is a behavioral phenomenon in which a medical professional, most commonly a doctor, will diagnose a patient with an asymptomatic variant of a health condition where no such variant exi...
2024-05-29 00:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Update
We're live now! Come join us on Discord to chat, and add your songs to the queue here: 2024-05-25 14:37:08 +0000 UTC
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SCP-7291 is a tomb in the Pinsk Marshes, Belarus, near the Pripyat River.
Content Warnings: Gore & dismemberment, gun violence, detailed description o...
2024-05-23 22:38:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey Folks!
It's been a little while since we've done a perks poll, but I'm always looking for new ways to hang out with y'all, and provide content that you wanna see!
I started a...
2024-05-23 21:45:11 +0000 UTC View Post
SCP-7291 is a tomb in the Pinsk Marshes, Belarus, near the Pripyat River.
Content Warnings: Gore & dismemberment, gun violence, detailed description o...
2024-05-21 18:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Event begins at 10:30 PST / 1:30 EST
Hey folks!
It's Saturday, which means it's time for another Spotify Jam! If you haven't joined the past couple, a Jam is a queue wher...
SCP-7234 is an anomalous cave system beneath Site 91, which intersects with an extra-dimensional space.
Content Warnings: Gun violence, Grease Burns
Patrons!
Our store is live!! And to celebrate the launch of our first two products, I have a
I'm incredibly excited to announce we are finally launching our merch store! This has been years in the making, and I couldn't be happier to announce that we're working with DFTBA (Don't F...
2024-05-11 16:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey folks!
It's Saturday, so I'm going on a long walk and running some errands, but I need some music to listen to!
Join my Spotify jam, and queue up some songs, and let's start off Sat...
Next week brings a literal river of grease!
I'm excited for this episode, it's one of the first scripts I remember reading for our Alphabet Series, and I was ecstatic to edit it!
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SCP-7219: "F is for Fallout"
SCP-7219 is an invulnerable humanoid entity believed to be the amalgamation of an anomalous human male formerly known as Kendell Stevenson an...
2024-05-08 19:39:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Upon any human's death, their consciousness is transported to an instance of SCP7179, where they will physically re-manifest in the same state as they were upon death, except in perfect healt...
2024-05-02 22:48:19 +0000 UTC View Post
We already covered "E is for Eternity" here on Patreon, so this week, please enjoy my rendition of the Cockroach Critic.
Written by PlaguePJP
Narrated by Pacific S. Obad...
2024-05-01 00:26:37 +0000 UTC View Post
(Sorry this was late, y'all!! I forgot to hit publish on it yesterday 🫠)
SCP-7160 is the corpse of a 24-year-old adult male identified as John McAckler.
Now, if you're anything like me, you're deathly afraid of bugs. Especially swarms of them. Bugs just really get under my skin, y'know?
Next week's episode is full of bugs. I had...
2024-04-18 15:05:14 +0000 UTC View Post
SCP-7113 was an AquaticEctoplasmic Entity with a Level VII rating on the Ruby-Spears spirit index. SCP-7113 inhabited a home at 113 Elkview Drive in Athens, Georgia for approximately 14 years.<...
2024-04-16 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on SCP Archives we present "B is for Blood-Borne."
Did you know, "B" can stand for other things, like, "oh boy, I wish I hadn't heard that." This episode is availabl...
2024-04-09 20:40:22 +0000 UTC View Post
All artifacts and materials collected during the Prometheus Mission are to remain within a cryogenic, hermetically sealed subterranean vault beneath Site-82.
Content Warnings...
2024-04-09 20:38:04 +0000 UTC View Post
SCP-7034’s description is solely sourced from the account of Senior Researcher Richard Battaglia. The file will be updated accordingly upon Foundation access to SCP-7034…
Hello Patrons!
Continuing with our new video content, I'd like to share a video interview I did with the iconic Jesse Hall! In this interview, I ask Jesse a series of standard questions accep...
2024-03-29 14:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patrons! You might have already heard this episode, but now you can watch it too! We'll be uploading early versions of our videos here on Patreon, alongside the public releases of our episodes ...
2024-03-27 22:44:35 +0000 UTC View Post