Furret Walk WITH LYRICS - Furret's Lo-Fi Lockdown Lullaby
The furret video is completed! I hope you all enjoy it!
2020-05-29 18:38:10 +0000 UTC View Post
The furret video is completed! I hope you all enjoy it!
2020-05-29 18:38:10 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a much improved version with final furret vocals! Full video coming friday!
2020-05-27 06:18:47 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a small thing for all of you. I hope it finds you well. Video coming soon!
2020-05-26 07:08:25 +0000 UTC View PostI've been kickin' this one around for awhile since I finished SPM, and I'm really excited about seeing it through!
LYRICS:
*Bowser sighs on his throne*
Bowser: Grrrgh...Rejected by the princess again...
I even put on my no-scratch claw gloves before I kidnapped her this time...
Bowser: Is she EVER gonna realize how COOL and EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE and LARGE and COOL I am???
Maybe I should just call it quits...
Bleck: Do you feel downtrodden?
Bowser: Huh?
Bleck: Do you feel dismayed?
Bowser: Where's that coming from?
Bleck: Like a shroom that's rotten, paper crumpled up and thrown away?
Bowser: Kind of...
Bleck: Are you feeling hopeless?
Bowser: Yeah...
Bleck: So sad and blue?
Bowser: More of a...red-orange, really?
Bleck: Then mister have I ever got the pick-me-up for you...
BLECK flips Bowser into the void world.
Bowser: AUGH! Where am I! It's all black and void-y!
Dimentio: I know, right? Paradise!
Mimi: It matches the color of my soul!
O'Chunks: Ye get used to it in time, laddie.
Nastasia: It's the most efficient commute for everyone, 'k?
Bowser: Whuh? Who are all you NERDS?
Bleck: I am Count Bleck, and these are my...wedding planners.
Bowser: Huh? Wedding?
Bleck: Welcome, King Bowser, said count bleck...to the rest of your life!
(VERSE)
Bleck: Let's talk about your wedding, Bowser! Let's talk about your dreams!
I'm sure you're likely wondering how, sir, it's easier than it seems!
Love is so very complicated, trust me, I know...
But you've got us now, so here we go!
Bowser: But I've never seen you guys before! Why do you wanna help me?
Bleck: Why, it's our first gig! Just think of the world-shattering effect
it'll have when we help THE King Bowser tie the knot!
Bowser: Hm...I see....
O'Chunks: But ye'll never get there if ye don't BELIEVE in yerself!
(VERSE)
Let's talk about your thinkin', Bowser! Let's talk yer confidence!
Ye'll never be more than a sprout of yer full self if yer stuck on the fence!
It's chunkin' hard to make confessions! Not just fer you...
But don't ye chicken out when it's time to say "I do!"
Bowser: YEAH! I'm COOL! And LARGE! and NO princess is too good for me!
O'Chunks: That's the spirit, big lad! Now let's get ye dressed up! MIMI! IT'S YER TURN!
Mimi: Hmm, Let me get a goood look at you...okay! Mimimimimi...
*MIMI turns into bowser*
Bowser: HUH? You're ME?
Mimi: Do you KNOW how many rubees a good mirror costs? I'm not made of money!
Well...I am. BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.
Let's talk about your clothing, buddy. Let's talk about your duds!
If you let my handiwork get muddy...I'LL BATHE IN BOWSER BLOOD.
Bowser: Uh...
Mimi:
It takes talent to design for Turtles...be glad I'm around!
So put this on and you'll be wedding-bound!
Bowser: Huh...a perfect fit! You guys ARE good...
Mimi: Only the best for our Count Bleck! HEY FOUR-EYES! YOU'RE UP!
Nastasia: Yeah, alllright...So, King Bowser, who do you like?
Bowser: That's the problem. The only girl for me is peach, and she doesn't want anything to do with me!
Nastasia:
That's all? Not a problem.
Bowser: OK, you lost me.
Nastasia:
Let's talk about your Princess Peach, k? Your future wife-to-be...
She won't be so far out of reach with some slight hypnotherapy.
Relationships take years, but I'll need five seconds, tops...
To brainwash all her fears and make them stop.
Bowser: Huh. That sounds morally questionable...
*NASTASIA uses her Super-Hypnosis on Bowser.*
Bowser: That sounds great!
Nastasia: Glad we're on the same page.
Dimentio: Ooh! My tuuuurn! My heart is pounding like furious timpanis tumbling down a mountain of drumsticks!
Bleck: *sigh*
Dimentio:
Let's talk about your entertainment! And why it should be mine!
I won't require any payment...and you won't pay me. It's a sign!
I'll pepper in some magic sparkles...a few baloons!
Then I'll BLOW UP THE WEDDING ROOM!
ALL OTHERS: DIMENTIO, NO.
Dimentio: Fine. I've got magic to do one way or another.
*ding*
Oh! That must be my hot pocket dimensions. Goodbye for noooow!
Bowser: What's the deal with THAT guy?
Count Bleck: Don't mind him. He's harmless, I assure you, said Count Bleck.
And you've got bigger things to worry about.
THE ROOM TRANSFORMS TO A CHAPEL. PEACH, KOOPAS AND LUIGI ARE THERE.
Bowser: HUH? ALREADY?
ALL:
Let's not spend any more time talking, let's just cut to the chase!
Put on your tux, king, and get walking, we've got no time to waste!
May your marriage last your whole life long, king!
Bleck:
Trust me, it will...
ALL:
SO STEP UP TO THE ALTAR AND STAND STILL...
A rising chorus as the crowd cheers and peach yells out.
Koopas/Audience: Yeah! Go king! You're finally doing it! Bowser X Peach! Etc
Luigi: Huh? This can't-a be right!
Peach: What's going on? BOWSER! I TOLD you I'm not intereste-
*super hypnosis*
Peach: Ugh....
Bleck:
Here comes the bride...
Mind pacified..
Do you take Bowser to be by your side?
Peach: I...I do...
Here comes the groom
Filling the room...
Now say
Bowser: "I DO!"
Bleck:
And prepare for YOUR DOOM...
Bowser: HUH? What're you talkin' about, Blecky, old boy?
Bleck: Bleh heh heh heh...BLEEH HEH HEH HEEEH!
The chaos Heart Emerges.
2020-05-20 06:30:35 +0000 UTC View Post
After an all-nighter editing jam, Masked Dedede is finally here! I hope you all enjoy it!
2020-05-16 01:17:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Rip and Tear! It's finally done! Look forward to more goofy songs in the near future!
2020-05-06 18:35:17 +0000 UTC View PostIsabelle Sings DOOM has progressed wonderfully tonight, and I should have the video out in a few days! Enjoy the song!
2020-05-05 07:34:08 +0000 UTC View PostAnd now, the full song is recorded! Crazy how much can be done in a day!
All it needs now is the Kirby voices and it's ready to go to editing!
2020-05-01 08:05:12 +0000 UTC View PostIt's taken awhile, but I'm finally getting to the Kirby Vs. Dedede series again. And this one is gonna be a doozy.
As you guys may know, whenever I cover a nintendo song, I score the entire thing from scratch to avoid getting hit by future copyright claims. The major benefit of this is that I get the opportunity to make these songs a lot more cinematic. And this time, I'm going all out! Only the intro is completed so far, but tomorrow I will begin to work on the actual Masked Dedede part! What awaits after that? You'll have to wait and see! ;)
2020-04-30 06:06:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Got it out in time for MOTHER 3's 14th anniversary! Hope you all enjoy!
2020-04-20 17:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostHere's something really near and dear to my heart. Bon Voyage Amigo, performed by DCMC. No bassist, no bass.
LYRICS:
Great guy in the sky, please hear our plea
Grant our friend a gift on his journey
It's a dangerous world out there
And our pal has been just about anything but Lucky
Bring him laughter, bring him smiles and tears
Bring him friends to help him through the difficult years
Bring the happiness that he deserves,
but hey
Can you help us patch the hole in our hearts first?
How much time did we waste, just singing silly songs
Smiling in the first place we belonged
But oh great guy so high up there in the blue sky~
We loved to waste time with our friend
And one day, once his journey's over maybe he'll come back to waste some time again...
Hey, you never know, so
Bon Voyage, Amigo, for awhile
Bon Voyage, In DCMC Style....
Possibly more in the future? Time will tell!
2020-04-20 02:52:52 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a left-field number - Isabelle Sings The DOOM THEME! I wrote this as my Furret VA, SassMasterMickey, also wanted to try voicing Isabelle, and it seemed like a fun opportunity!
If all goes well, I'll have a video by the end of the week!
Lyrics:
IS:
Good Morning, Mr. Doom Slayer! How are you?
It's such a warm and sunny day!
I hope you don't mind if I join in your crew
here on your daily morning slay!
I've got a new job on an island this time
Just like the last, it's the pits, too!
The hours and workload make me feel like I'm
about to go Ape-Shih tzu!
But when I'm here with you on deadly missions
I can get shooting and relax
I don't have to be careful and efficient
I don't have to calculate tax!
So c'mon Mr. Doomslayer, if you would
Open the door and let's have fun!
I'll be your lookout just a like a good dog should
So rip and tear until it is done!
Some Zombiemen are on your left, no big deal!
They're probably already dead!
Seems like awhile since you've had a good meal
I brought some native fruit and bread!
Watch out! A mob of imps is right behind you!
Strafe left and let me take the shot!
*animal crossing party popper sound combined with explosions*
Isn't it cool? This popper gun is brand new!
I DIY'd an ammo slot!
All right, I think this area is empty
Let's move on to the next one now!
Looks like we're gonna need a blue ID key
And there's a demon horde to plow!
There's lots of Demons here, so keep your distance
Your Super Shotgun's tailor-made
To blast these horrid things out of existance
Just like it did the last time we played!
Oh no, looks like you just ran out of ammo!
And there's still a few demons more!
Here, let me get your chainsaw out, and WHAMMO!
The demon guts just line the floors!
The keycard's close, sir, trust me, I can smell it!
Us dogs have a sensitive snout!
Ride down this elevator, I can tell it's
Awaiting us there - WHOA, WATCH OUT!
A CACODEMON! WOW, THIS IS EXCITING!
I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE LIVE BEFORE!
Take it out quick and dodge its belched-up lightning
And bum-rush for the exit door!
That should do it! Great work today, Mr. Doom Slayer!
DOOM: CAN I...VISIT YOU...NEXT TIME...
Isabelle: Well, Of course, silly! How else are you going to try on the new shirt you ordered?
DOOM: IT IS ARMOR...WITH A PATTERN...OF BLOOD...
Isabelle: Yes, your red shirt came out wonderfully!
And here's the finished video! I still can't believe I spent 8 hours making this.
2020-04-11 16:32:49 +0000 UTC View PostThis is absolutely the dumbest song I've ever done, but after stream chat's autocorrect turned Jevil into "Chevrolet", I promised them I'd make it happen. So, all silliness intact, here's "Jevil WITH LYRICS But Jevil Is A Car" - Probably releasing tomorrow or Saturday on YouTube.
2020-04-10 04:01:16 +0000 UTC View Post If you came here from Hotel Mario The Musical, here they are!
https://www.mariowiki.com/Koopa_hotel
Video coming april 1st! It's Hotel Mario THE MUSICAL!
2020-03-30 20:38:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the finished version of this month's Patron's Choice pick! Thanks for all your votes, everyone! I hope you enjoy it, and look forward to choosing a song for next month soon!
2020-03-28 16:29:30 +0000 UTC View PostDANG this was a tricky one to get down, but it has been scratched! Finished version with VAs before too long!
2020-03-23 19:49:38 +0000 UTC View PostThis one took a surprisingly long time to write! I had to watch playthroughs to think of gags in the Scarlet Forest area, similar to how I used to write the Sonic Heroes musicals. I finally wrapped lyrics! It's too late to do a scratch track (thatll be tomorrow) but for tonight, here's the lyrics to Scarlet Forest!
RAL:
This place is so pretty! Kris, Why don't we have a picnic here
after we save the world?
LANCER: You're not saving anything so long as Lancer has something to say about it!
...Hey Susie, give me something to say about it.
Susie: How abou-ah..aaaaCHOO!
RAL: Aww. you sneeze like a kitten.
Susie: You're gonna sneeze like a corpse if you say that again.
RAL: Deep into the forest's growth, a hero and his mage can both
Find meditative peace amongst the leaves!
Beauty abound!
LANCER: Deep into the forest's stump, A bad guy and his bad guy-ette can stop to pump
Tasty salsa up their tricky sleeves!
Plenty to go around!
Susie: Deep into the forest stands, there's ways to boost our evil plan
To chances of success higher than none!
Buy a cookie, you dorks!
Ralsei: You've set up shop! How nice! I do love to support the culinary arts, and for
that price, I'll bite, but it's a bit awkward to eat your face, say
what's inside of this? is it a salsa disc???
LANCER: Deep into this food I bought, there's donut blood and golly, seems to be a lot!
C'mon susie, taste the prize we won!
Use my spades as a fork!
Susie: Man, that looks really good, but you made the cookie and the money so I guess you
should be the one who eats up the lion's share, sitting on the plate there,
wait, you want me to have it?
Ralsei: Kris, Watch out for monsters hiding in the bushes and the bends!
Clover: (Clover's in the hole)
Rabbick: (RABBICK'S WAITIN')
Ralsei: This place is known to be the home of freaky blocky spider-men
Bloxer: (Help! My spider-sense is all misshapen!)
Clover:
Oh my gosh!
You missed my birthday!
I'm gonna KILL YOU!
Ralsei: Oh, great...
Ralsei: What's that, Kris? Talk boys? I'll do it! Good plan!
Let me check my manual, gotta be a chapter on boy traits!
Clover: LIKE, I LOVE THOSE! GO ON, FELLOW BOY FANS!
Ralsei: Life is like a ballet, and the cards you play each dainty step
So dance along with me and we'll get through, there's just one thing you can't do
Don't forget, I'm with you full of PEP!
(RABBICK TIME!)
*Ralsei is hit by a rabbick and trips over it, falling and clogging up the line of card dancers.
Ralsei: Heheh...sorry guys...
And here's the released video! I had a lot of fun with this one.
2020-03-13 18:01:53 +0000 UTC View Post
As I await a fancy thumbnail for no one's around to help and begin work on SCARLET FOREST, this month's patreon poll winner, here's an hour loop of Chaos King!
2020-03-08 16:16:32 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a goofy little thing I wrote up to celebrate the new Animal Crossing launch! Expect it out pretty soon! Thanks to JerryTerry for permission to do this!
Lyrics:
Hmm...where'd everybody go?
They must be trying that new Deserted Island Getaway package...
Who's gonna help me eat all these fish now?
Nobody? If that's the case...
I guess I'll dance
I guess I'll move
I guess I'll shake
I guess I'll groove
I guess I'll swing my kitty hips from side to side
Cos if I gotta eat it all I'll make some room with exercise!
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself
It's not so bad, here in the no-judgement zone
(Chilled out)
No one's around to help but that's just fine
Sometimes the best thing you can be is alone!
(No doubt)
So, just remember on your next tough day
'when there's a scary and daunting task awaitin'
Just bust a move and shake your fears away
There's nothin' wrong with some pre-fish celebratin'!
No one's around to help but that's OK!
My chill out skills are the best in town by far!
(Laid back)
There's lots of debts that still need to be paid!
But ol' Tom nook doesn't seem to care when they are!
(paid back)
Allright, that's enough dancin. I musta burned a million calories!
Welp, Time to gain 'em all back! Dinner time, pthhhpth!
2020-03-06 04:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time again for the monthly patron's choice! Votes are due in by the end of the week, and whichever is on top, I'll begin making! This time, the choices are all prospective deltarune THE MUSICAL IMSYWU numbers, and YOU get to pick which one happens first! It's your choice from the three overworld areas of the game!
2020-03-03 18:02:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe most bizarre person I know commissioned me to make this. It turned out good enough to be a video. Coming soon.
2020-02-21 07:09:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the finished version of "Get Outta The Pool"! I'm really happy with how this one came out!
2020-02-17 17:55:53 +0000 UTC View PostHere's something that's been in the works since 2016 finally getting arranged and (hopefully) released around valentines day this year!
I actually wrote this when my staff dared me I couldn't write a new number in a half hour. It's too goofy for UNDERSONG, so it'll be a standalone video!
2020-02-13 05:59:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the final release of Snom With Lyrics! I hope you'll enjoy it.
2020-02-07 19:25:11 +0000 UTC View PostNeeded something Jazzier to fit the Snom song, so why not? Here's a new version of the outro!
2020-02-07 07:38:49 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the song track for Snom WITH LYRICS! I went for a more poetic, word-jazz styling on this one with an original backing track, and I hope you'll enjoy it!
2020-02-07 07:35:09 +0000 UTC View Post