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An extremely dangerous sign to have at a dog park

I just picture one confused guy like "Hey! You are all supposed to be doing this!" That poor dog....

NEW AI Generated Bigfoot is Real! T-Shirt

I just wanted to give you all first dibs on this one. My favorite AI generated product I have done so far! Bigfoot is wearing his FLuffee Beanie!

32-Bit FLuffee Shirt. Get it before everyone else!

I am giving you exclusive first dibs on this new MERCH ITEM at a discounted price!! The link is not public yet so you are the first to see this and if you feel like grabbing one, much apricated! I ...

NEW MERCH JUST LAUCNCHED!

You get first dibs on the new boop! mug I just launched on 

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Need to plan my next video what should I work on?

Sometimes I can't figure out what to do next, that's where these votes really help!

Just finished editing a new exclusive Patreon Video.

A new "Put Your Fucking Dildo Away!!" video will be going up tomorrow, probably early afternoon EST. Try and contain your excitement!! Also don't forget to PUT YOUR FUCKING DILDO AWAY! 

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The perfect way to use a chainsaw

What could possibly go wrong?

Just a man having morning coffee with his lover...

Thank you to all the new Patrons! You being here means the world to me!

I feel sexually assaulted by this picture...

Alfred..

I wonder what Batman's reaction would be, I also wonder what Alfred is into.

So I guess we should just not buy the book?

a little sneak peak at my newest You're Stupid Video. :O cooooool

Purple Nurple

This is a dedication to sore nips, do you think this is like their super hero car?

Hmmmmm

Does the sweaty ball sack stain add value? I guess it depends on the buyer..

Covid Update.

Me and my wife are getting over our symptoms but now both our kids have Covid, the last three days have been a nightmare. Both girls had fevers stuffed up noses and a bad cough. Our poor 6 month ol...

Welp it finally happened... I got Covid.

I went so long without getting Covid and now me and my wife both have it. Just mild symptoms but I will be resting a bit the next few days.

oh my, NSFW

his subconscious was running the conversation

Yaaaaayyyyy

Today's the day I get to move into my new basement office, I'm so flip nugget excited!

Happy Valentines Day!

PS. This is not me dressed as cupid, although he does have the same sexy build as me.

I'll take three

Just for the record, if someone bought me one of these they would solidify themselves as a friend for life. 

Long nipple slides...nice

How to stop your kid from ever wanting to go to the park again.

<3

Reagan is helping me do some editing today <3

It's a GIRL!

Say hello to the newest addition to our family. Reagan, Born September 27th 2021 10:15am, 8.5 LBs, 22.5 inches long. I am so happy with her and my wife did an amazing job with the delivery!

S...

Tempted to buy

I always figured Shrek's poop would taste like tooth paste.

What in the fuck

OK I need to know how someone becomes such a smooth mutha fucka.

I also like books about piss..

It's amazing how funny kids are and they just don't realize it lol

Ummmmmmm....

Someone sent me this one as a tattoo, I'm pretty sure it's just a drawing but still an amazing concept. Just think if Cheetos were just turds...I mean, I love Cheetos so fuck it, I'd let him poop i...

Oh man.

My newest tattoo video on YouTube was eventually demonetized because I was over sexualizing that goose with boobs... wow lol I wasn't really going to have sex with the geese in my neighborhood, I s...

This Tattoo

A whole bunch of you fans sent me this tattoo, I would love to use it on YouTube but I'm pretty sure that it will get me in trouble...I'm really considering getting one of my own though.

Wow, finally a scent for me

It's like they read my mind.

ummmmmm

And this is why I don't use public transportation.