Jerynboe

Dretches

Among the smallest, dumbest, weakest demons on record. They are about four feet of flab, muscle, and claws destined to be pushed around and used as minions until they die or evolve into a stronger ...

Slayer of a Thousand Men

Curtis barely even noticed, but he killed a sentient creature. That ghoul went down to a Ray of Frost from Emrys. He will be justifiably surprised to find out that counted. So, what did he get?

How do you solve a problem like Sosima?

I mean obviously we are going to ally with her to finish our missions on the island, and obviously autopilot will gaslight her as much as necessary, but what else are we doing with her?

Chapter 42: Well at Least We Found Sosima

In which Curtis is scared of free real estate

Cog curls up onto a ball during his first fight

And Emrys earns an achievement without even noticing.

What’s the plan?

We have four people missing, and most likely about to get ritually sacrificed to some kind of giant monster if Rowe is to be believed. We’ve got a whole island to search, but it’s probably smal...

Chapter 41b: Sosima

In which Sosima reads a book, freshens up to meet guests, and avoids an awkward social encounter.

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Chapter 41: Well at Least Nobody Died

In which a confused crab is assaulted,

Rowe shoots everyone including Emrys,

And Plugg agrees with Emrys with zero persuasion necessary

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Chapter 40: Well at Least I Got Sleep

In which Curtis experiences the cold gaze of the void,

Emrys demonstrates the value of remembering your spells,

and an angry cat yells at a cloud.

Cog: level 3

Who knows how long the gym bro will be in the party, but we now have a bulky brawler for the front lines. Don’t tease him about the low wisdom; there’s a reason he’s not a cleric.

Mister Cogward

Both as a devout pharasmite and as a spy, Cog favors daggers as his weapons of choice. So, how does he make a typically dexterity based weapon as a strength based guy?

Fate sealer- Foc...

Rowe Character Sheet

Our little goblin girl has a natural talent for things that go boom, and adores tinkering. She is also quite fond of ships, though that won’t necessarily manifest in talents unless she gets upgra...

Chapter 39: Well at Least I’ll Have a Chance to Sleep

In which Dierdre experiences a micro aggression,

Curtis eats a very unimpressive lunch, and

Emrys is not impressed.

Chapter 38: Well at least I Found a Good Use for that Amulet

In which Emrys employs his culinary skills, Rowe uses perfect grammar, and Emrys appreciates a colorful pony. 

Salyar

The chef of the Man’s Promise held a very respectable, well paying job for years before Emrys came into his life. He’s not very interested in what a pirate has to say. 

Chapter 37: Well at Least Caulky Had a Good Time

Scored

Our boy Emrys is getting laid, and that means another sexual perk. So, here are his options this time: 

Second level spell known: Shamefully Overdressed (sexual variant)- Touch spell: Ta...

Chapter 36: Well at Least I’m Using my Degree Somewhat

Rowe Build.

Polls say that the goblin girl is getting into the party. 

So, what do we know about Rowe? She has a gun. So, what does this gun toting goblin do when her mind a...