And I thought rowing was bad. Let me tell ya something, rowing is a party compared to Atreus slowly walking through a town, slowly climbing a wall, slowly riding an elevator, slowly riding a big mo...
2023-02-27 06:13:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't even know what I'm doing in this game anymore. I've had more adventures wandering around an actual forest than the one in this fake ass game. I've seen more fires at a damn water park. I've...
2023-02-26 08:55:22 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to find my cat.
Where the hell is she at?
Is she sitting, is she shitting, is she pissing where she shat?
Is she scratching, is she hatching up another crooked sch...
2023-02-26 08:38:04 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a double dose of spooky scary. Back to Back boo! You've seen the Evil Residents now see the Evils Within.
This is the scariest part of the game but not scary like scary scary, i me...
2023-02-26 08:26:00 +0000 UTC View Post
That's right I'm bringing back this one, complete with everyone's favorite big fucking fat-tittied vampire slag. I don't remember what happens in this one but i'm pretty sure it's hilarious. <...
2023-02-26 08:14:25 +0000 UTC View Post
You're getting a lot of No More Heroes this month because i just got done putting the polish on a 9 hour chunk of footage and i'd like this series to be completed sometime in the next century or th...
2023-02-26 08:02:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, climb up into the treehouse, bring some sodey pop and butefingers, and gather around the N64 cause it's Boy's Time. Time for boy stuff. Things that girl's will never understand. Things like a...
2023-02-26 07:40:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh boy oh boy, It's my favorite kind of game to play. Badass PC games from the 90s that i didn't get to play as a kid because i didn't see a computer until i was 22. System Shock? Never played it. ...
2023-02-26 07:05:15 +0000 UTC View Post
This month the Dolphin Pod Squad swims a slipstream vortex through Outworld, straight to Sandy Fork Delaware. Freak your flippers to these fresh fighting friends. Over here we got The Mad Sorcerer ...
2023-02-26 06:26:24 +0000 UTC View Post
UGh . Gohd . Cough. Wheeze. Wait. Before death takes me again. One more cool X-box game. And this time i mean cool only in a vaguely nostalgic sense, because this game is not actually what any sane...
2023-02-01 01:25:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the rest of that big chunk of No More Heroes footage i forgot to post, so i can actually continue this series and finally beat it. Surely by now i'v captured enough scorpions and mowed enoug...
2023-02-01 01:14:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't let the world's most unfortunate thumbnail fool you, this game is actually totally rad and kicks a decent amount of butt. Did you forget about Black? Yeah everyone did, probably cause it was ...
2023-02-01 00:41:07 +0000 UTC View Post
CAW! croak! CAW! Have some shiny, sparkly, twinkly, stinkly bonus crow video content, my fine feathered fucking friends.
Here's some weird, pointless, cutting room floor content too stu...
2023-01-29 17:35:40 +0000 UTC View PostButtchug Brothers and beyond, here's your bonus blog for the month. A cool chronicle of my many days and many ways. I bet you're wondering how i spent my first month of 2023. The answer is mostly c...
2023-01-29 14:51:46 +0000 UTC View Post
DAY-TONAAAAAAAAA. It's done. I have completed the body disposal. They all doubted me, the whole stinkin world said it was impossible, and for any other man they would have been right. But i ain't n...
2023-01-28 20:15:29 +0000 UTC View Post
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!! DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SABBBATTHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Nowadays when you say the name Dio, a bunch of zoomers jump out of the bushes to spam you with idiotic JoJo memes...
2023-01-28 16:03:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember last month when i played Perfect Dark? Yeah, that was awesome. Well here's the somewhat inferior sequel that came out on the X-Box 360. I think as a launch title. Wait let me look it up. Y...
2023-01-28 15:27:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Firewatch my butt. They should have been honest and just called it Boomer Simulator. But it got off easy by coming out in 2013 just a bit before people dunking on boomers all the time. Sweet mercif...
2023-01-28 14:41:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm just a hard luck hero. An intrepid traveler. A historical horny man. The only thing more sexier than the environments in this gorgeous-ass game are the fine sexy sluts and hot horny honeys that...
2023-01-28 13:47:09 +0000 UTC View Post
This is my favorite kind of Blue Glow. The kind where i get stuck on one part for way too long and have to entertain myself by spiraling into madness, eventually getting hung up on some truly inane...
2023-01-28 12:46:35 +0000 UTC View Post
This was a Buff Movie request by a Buff Movie Buff called Zegathra. He asked me to review this, then messaged me again a few days later to say never mind because it wasn't playing anywhere yet. But...
2023-01-26 01:04:43 +0000 UTC View Post
One of the patrons on here by the name of Zane did a big phat pledge so i owe him a bunch of shit. I can owe you a bunch of shit too, all you gotta do is pay me pay me pay me.
This was ...
2023-01-25 21:16:43 +0000 UTC View Post
On the last episode of this series i posted, someone asked if i cut the Kimmy Love fight. The answer is no, i did not cut it, i forgot to post it entirely. Since all my game footage is just randoml...
2023-01-25 17:29:41 +0000 UTC View Post
God i can't believe i'm still putzing around this hideous filthy fucking swamp. I hope your buckled in for the pulse-pounding excitement of watching me continue to beat my ahead against the never-e...
2023-01-25 16:56:03 +0000 UTC View Post
https://www.bitchute.com/video/uAS9H5VByIaX/
Hop aboard the Porkchop express! I don't know what that means...
2023-01-25 15:51:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is, pod pals. The first edition of my all request dolphin pod, the echo-pod, where i'll be echoing topics sent in by all the porpoise pals at the pod-squad tier or higher. All you proud pat...
2023-01-05 02:25:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is folks the final Endo Jendo Oldschoo nintendo post of the year. Thanks for hanging around and watching my silly crap for another year, i hate making promises but i got my fingers crossed ...
2023-01-01 05:57:35 +0000 UTC View Post
ha ha ha ha ha ha HA patrick stewart is in this fucking game. I love oblivion. God i love this fucking game its a masterpiece its a classic i love it its nostalgic i love it.
Bet you di...
2023-01-01 05:48:49 +0000 UTC View Post
aaaaahhhh god help oh now oh god.
Another year is drawing to a close and i i just want to thank everybody who continues to support this silly old broken down sack of space flotsom known...
2023-01-01 05:40:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Falling and Screaming and dying and trying and crying and pissing and shitting and quitting and NO. NEVER QUITTING. I AM INDOMITABLE. I AM TENACIOUS. I. AM. NORMAN REEDUS.
I don't even ...
2023-01-01 05:23:15 +0000 UTC View Post