This is the other actually good game i played this year, besides Disco Elysium. Both are masterpieces that i can't believe got made in the era of lootboxes and menu screens with ads on them. <...
2023-01-01 03:45:27 +0000 UTC View Post
This Twilight Zone period between Chrismas and New Years is my favorite time of year. There's a weird sense of melancholic but relieved exhalation in the air. We all get this week long decompressio...
2023-01-01 03:06:27 +0000 UTC View Post
(In a funny Brok voice) Well a merry hairy fuckin christmas and a happy crappy blue year, Kratos!
I hate posting the same game twice in one month b...
2023-01-01 00:53:43 +0000 UTC View Post
What a terrible night to have a curse, by which i mean any night, and the curse is a curse of middling modern loot-collecting puzzle-pissing menu-munching crap-ass game design.
I beat t...
2022-12-27 02:16:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas, patron-peeps! I'm.... working! Good thing Santa knows I'm a crazy man because that's exactly what i wished for, something productive to do instead of visiting my f...
2022-12-26 02:56:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy holidays one and all, here's a gift you can unwrap early. New reward tiers for you to throw your patronage at and sink your content slurping canines into!
Welcome to the clown show, go ...
2022-12-23 00:56:48 +0000 UTC View Post
This episode, and the next few, were recorded on a private livestream, because my playstation's hard drive was too full of old footage to record on. The downside is that my stream mic is slightly c...
2022-12-01 05:57:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Ratalaika Games is an interesting little indie developer i've had my eye on for a bit. Not on purpose, mind you. More like by necessity, because they're the only developer i know that regularly rel...
2022-12-01 05:35:45 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for our monthly check-in with Norman Reedus and his horrible job dragging bodies across America to prevent the explosive devastation of necrotic butt-rot bombs.
Ah yes, i remember n...
2022-12-01 05:16:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I hate this game i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game.
I long for the day i never have to edit another piece of visage footage ever again. It sickens me. ...
2022-12-01 05:16:32 +0000 UTC View Post
This falls into the category of Blue Glow videos where if someone who wasn't already familiar with my sense of humor ever saw it, i can only assume their immediate takeaway would be that...
2022-12-01 05:16:10 +0000 UTC View Post
This might be the most heartwarming video i post this year. It's literally just a video of me being happy for once and falling in love in real time. Not with a person, with a video game, which if y...
2022-12-01 05:10:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh boy it's the Blue Glow debut of another one of the greatest games ever made. Well technically it's the modern remake/remaster/re-something of it, but you get what i mean. Katamari Damacy, ...
2022-12-01 04:26:55 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the last Hades video unless it returns to Game Pass at some point. So for now the series wraps up the way every Blue Glow should, with me tired and cranky. It's good that i don't have any m...
2022-11-30 10:56:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, Battletoads, the Street Sharks of the Gaming World. Not all Ninja Turtle rip-offs are created equal. For every S.W.A.T. Kats, there's a Wild C.A.T.s. Writing that sentence gave me an aneurysm s...
2022-11-30 10:05:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I accomplished fuck all that i wanted to do this month because someone who doesn't respect my time decided to release a new padded-as-fuck 80 hour God of War game. The good news is that i recorded ...
2022-11-30 07:38:03 +0000 UTC View Post
https://www.bitchute.com/video/bNibrpNv5PUw/
AAAH SCARY BAD MOVIE. I
AM FUCKING.&nb...
2022-11-01 04:57:57 +0000 UTC View Post
AAAH SCARY BABY GAME!
This is actually two games i played two games its a two for one wow what the fuck.
The first game here is called An Evil Existance. Yeah, it's an evil existe...
2022-11-01 04:57:37 +0000 UTC View Post
It wouldn't be Halloween without the scariest game of all time Visage, and by scary i mean bad. Oh what, you thought you were safe? WRONG. NObody is safe from Visage and no one ever will be until t...
2022-11-01 04:57:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Does death stranding count as a scary halloween game? I don't know. It gets kinda creepy at some parts, but mostly it just flip flops between poignant serenity and controller smashing hatred. ...
2022-11-01 04:54:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Another cool new modern but oldschool ass throwback survival horror type thing ooh boy. This one was popular with the streamers i think, it had some buzz. Unlike Tormented Souls which uses 1990s as...
2022-11-01 04:47:37 +0000 UTC View Post
In this game you break into the school at night but not to do something cool like eat pizza and candy with your boys and guzzle sodey pops. I'd play the crap out of that game only it's not a ...
2022-11-01 04:35:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Evil Within 2 was too much fun so i had to go back to the asinine first one to torture myself, you know, for context. You'll find no finer torture throughout the 10 planets of Hell than the crap-sh...
2022-11-01 04:27:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh shit remember NXT? Didn't that used to be a thing? Well, turns out it's still a thing so i guess it's wrestle talky time. Apparantly at some point in the last few years WWE revived Halloween Hav...
2022-11-01 04:16:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Quick, name the two scariest things you can think of. If you said "antiquated chastity vows and shitty parents" then watch this video at your own peril as you may find our selection of funny books ...
2022-11-01 04:15:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a creepy little indie game you've probably never heard of that i'm pretty sure i got for one dollar. It's cool. It's cool and it's creepy and it's scary and it's spooky and it's short and it...
2022-11-01 02:50:53 +0000 UTC View Post
https://www.bitchute.com/video/GO9HCtylwRwa/
Ugh. Here's the third and, if Gods be good, last Annabelle mo...
2022-10-31 20:20:08 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Halloween. I'm too poor for a costume, too old for candy, i don't know anyone to party with, and i'm more afraid of death, regrets, mysterious body pains, and social media than any ghosty-ghou...
2022-10-31 12:29:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Link because bitchute never embeds right: https://www.bitchute.com/video/MSOvGwI9i6Xu/
The Baba...
2022-10-30 23:58:16 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Disco Elysium, it's one of the best games i have ever played in my life. There's so much i could say about it, that i don't know what the hell to say about it, because i don't know where to...
2022-10-01 01:40:10 +0000 UTC View Post