Okay baby i'm all drugged up and ready to sink into beautiful darkness. Before i do please enjoy this miserable continuation of the worst thing that ever happened, aka the time i played Death Stran...
2022-10-01 00:28:44 +0000 UTC View Post
hA ha holy shit this game rules, fam. It's called Yuko's Island Express and it's basically like Sonic Spinball, only good. I personally adore Sonic Spinball despite it being a nightmare in every wa...
2022-09-30 23:59:56 +0000 UTC View Post
AAAAaHH god it's too hot. im burnign. im burning up in hell so i guess i post me hades.
in this episoe i take on ths blistering blazing balls depths of Hades with the COOOLESt weapon yo...
2022-09-30 23:38:27 +0000 UTC View Post
We're a little out of order here i think. Sometime between the last Evil Within 2 and this Evil Within 2 i played The Evil Within too, hence the confusion you may experience upon hearing my palpabl...
2022-09-30 23:33:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Gross. Disgusting. Superfreak. Manic Babbling Monster Bitch. These are but a few of the ways one might describe this boss. Just when i thought Visage couldn't get any more worthless, No More Heroes...
2022-09-30 22:50:06 +0000 UTC View Post
My cat titled this post by trundling over my keyboard. I'm going to allow it. It's probably closer to the corrct spelling of mmONstor RNinchYr than i would have managed.
Let's all say a...
2022-09-30 22:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Last month i'm sure you all were positively riveted by watching me answer depressing choose your own adventure questions about early onset alzheimers and dead dogs, well now i'm past that so the ga...
2022-09-30 22:18:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Another night alone in my Gamer Tomb, another weird game no one's ever heard of. This one is called Figment and for all I know it might be a figment of The Blue Glow itself. Only my own irradiated ...
2022-09-30 22:00:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The Evil Resident himself, sometimes known as The Silly Man, returns for more cool stupidity. Where did i go? Off The Rails. Where am I going? A padded Cell. Where does it end? The same place it be...
2022-09-30 21:21:47 +0000 UTC View Post
As a personal hero of mine, the guy who says "time to relax" on that Offspring album once famously said, it's time to relax. Kick off your shoes, take it easy, and enjoy The Good Life. Not your act...
2022-09-30 20:54:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright what the hell, here's one more cool video before i allow myself my one night a month of decompression, and then revert back to the mentally insane grindset that is slowly killing me. There'...
2022-09-01 04:46:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It was the perfect crime... perfectly bad. The consequences... also bad. It wasn't supposed to be this way but sometimes life throws surprises. Sometimes you have to kill a couple men. Sometimes th...
2022-08-31 18:15:25 +0000 UTC View Post
He's gonna take you back to the past, to play dark souls and fall on his ass. Can you believe those rat-bastard goblins out there in the people-city put mustard on my chili dog? Mustard. On a chili...
2022-08-31 18:13:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Believe it or not i don't hate all walking simulators, just the crappily written, pretentious ones, which happens to be most of them. I know for a fact i've played good ones but it's always the ann...
2022-08-31 16:12:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is, world. Here's my vote for most annoying video game boss in the last 500 years. This big fat gelatinous bullet sponge that soaks up damage forever, one shots, and repeatedly yells out th...
2022-08-31 16:08:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, traveller. I am The Man of Many Sounds and this is my loyal mutt, Rowsboy Woof, the smelliest, mangiest, dirtiest, dumbest, dogginist damn dog that ever dogged around in the dirt. My pow...
2022-08-31 15:54:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm serious, this one is fucking demented, insane, straight up psychotic. I love it because i am also those things, but i can not in good conscience recommend it to any but the most hard...
2022-08-31 14:55:37 +0000 UTC View Post
The Super Nintendo has one of the best libraries in the history of gaming. A decent number of those masterpieces is on switch, but so are a bunch of weird bullshit games that nobody ever heard of. ...
2022-08-31 14:24:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Damn it, Janet, it's Groovy Tunes time again. The world's most random and insipid music review show, by the man with the world's most eclectic palette. This time it's Janet Jacksons classic 80s ban...
2022-08-31 13:42:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The scary spooky bullshit quest to catalogue these crappy James Wan movies for no reason lurches along like a deteriorating husk. 149 movies down, 11,027 to go. The worst thing about subjecting mys...
2022-08-31 13:10:36 +0000 UTC View Post
As usual i'm incapable of just talking about wrestling like a normal person and have produced yet another mentally insane babbling tirade that would make all 3 animaniacs combined seem dry and prof...
2022-08-31 12:33:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I know what you people want, what you need. You wanna see my stupid cool face and manly body. For some reason that feels like the real shit, the good stuff, premium grade fun-fuel. Let's plays and ...
2022-08-31 11:28:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Visage.
Fucking Visage.
Of course it had to be fucking... dogshit visage.
In this episode Floozy finally fucking loses it over a glitched out room that won't do ...
2022-08-01 03:36:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Continuing on with our documentary series about primordial life, in this recently discovered archival footage we are shown how primitive man would present his female companion with a "video game", ...
2022-08-01 03:09:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's where my Sekiro journey ended. Pitifully, as does a sad squeaker of a fart that you thought was gonna be huge and blow everyone away. As you can see it was this battle with the big fat man t...
2022-08-01 02:22:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I randomly remembered this movie the other day and had to watch it to make sure it's as good as i remembered it being, and hell yeah it is. I fucking love this flick.
This is an often o...
2022-08-01 01:49:09 +0000 UTC View Post
This will be a series of pain, a torture-train on a terror track toward triple-hell. I'm calling it the side mission from hell but in truth the actual mission is only the beginning. If you were cur...
2022-08-01 00:20:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh look, another lost and forgotten blue glow dragged out into the modern day like a primitive cave hag chained to a doghouse outside the museum of natural his-tory, or something.
This ...
2022-07-31 07:48:58 +0000 UTC View Post
He's the last one, you know. Or so they say. I wouldn't really know because i will never beat this game.
I posted part 1 of this series maybe 17 years ago or something and just remember...
2022-07-31 07:16:30 +0000 UTC View Post
eeeeeeeeee hee heee
Me doesnt just play video games somtimes i play muzik in my car, and then i go home and talk to myself about it, and you can listen.
Goddamnit that's enough. E...
2022-07-31 06:13:38 +0000 UTC View Post