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Master Chief wants to go outside.

Here's part 3 of Halo 7 or 9 or whatever. The last part for now because this game made me dick around inside with a grapple hook for 5 hours before opening up the part people actually want in a hal...

Dinosaur Time

Ah yes, I see patreon has decided to update itself in such a way as to make me not know what the fuck i'm looking at, my favorite. I'll figure out this labyrinthine interface later, at least i was ...

Kameo: Smellements of Power.

This is Kameo, the final sad fart of the greatest developer ever. It released as a launch game for x-box 360, which was not a console that seemed to give much of a shit about colorful platformers. ...

Old Forgotten Dark Souls video

There was a long period in my life where i played nothing but Dark Souls, so every now and then i find some old Dark Souls Lets Play i never got around to posting and forgot about. Usually taking u...

Rowsboy Woof is well

ROwsboy woof continues to get stronger, bigger, more powerful, angrier, more abused, sadder, cooler, more afraid and less unafraid, and also more traumatized and tortured. just like all of us. that...

No More Hero but oh crap its too cold

There's no comfort in this world. Joy is fleeting by nature and happiness is a childish fairy tale we tell ourselves. Case in point, this video was recorded over the winter, when my heat was broken...

Spicy Chikin Monster

Wow, can you believe it's been two whole posts since i played games badly and complained about Wendy's? 

I'm pretty sure this was recorded a full year before the Resident Evil 1 episode ...

Annabelle the First

I hope you like the editing in this one, it's subtle, but i always try to make the visuals match the general tone of whatever the hell i'm saying. The tone of this one being "oh god i don't care. D...

Going Oldschool with some NES Obscurities

Alright, whippersnappers. It’s time to show you Gen Z rugrats what real hardcore gaming is all about. These are some OLDSCHOOL NES games. I'm talking about the fat grey box that made hom...

Tummy Guts and Runny Butts

Gawrsh, can you believe it’s been 2 whole months since you’ve seen me play games badly or heard me complain about Wendy’s?

That’s because i’ve been far away from the old computer st...

Sony Vegas Rant (Also Hades)

First of all, screw this game for being both really really good and endless. This must be a taste of the resentment others have for me. This stupid game is so crap-sucking excellent, there goes all...

Star Whore: Falling Dead Guy

Upon uploading the previous post, the video of that awful disney game, i realized today is May 4, a fake holiday where Disney bots all post hashtag star wars stuff and say "May The 4th Be With You"...

This Horrible Disney Game

Sadly, i can not afford to go to Disney World and film a funny video of me running around hanging out with Eeyore and hitting on Pocahontas, what with the economy and all. But that's okay....

Scary Spooky - Annabelle Creation

Oh God, it was bound to happen sooner or later. I'm doing the annabelle movies now. Believe it or not, Annabelle Creation is actually considered the good one in the series, as in a big improvement ...

Buff Movie Buffs watch Street Fighter

Link for clicking cause bitchute never embeds right: https://www.bitchute.com/video/CqWEojUgwhTu/

These mo...

Revolution Part 2

Not about to make you all wait a month for part 2, also i'm gonna be away later this month so you're getting your Jess Bomb early. Hope you're twisted enough to withstand having a catapult...

La(m)e

This game is called Lake, but you see, if you replace the K with an M, you'll have a very clear picture of my feelings toward it. This is one for the special category i like to call "Failed Glows"....

Scary Spooky James Wan Crap: Malignant

Here's a quick return to Scary Spooky Bullshit Land. In this one i continue diving or perhaps a better word would be spiraling down into the dark abyss of the James Wan directorial catalogue. Today...

Game so bad i ain't even horny.

This is one of those games you see on the sale and you're like "heh heh sexy girlz funnee hornee game" and then you actually play it and realize the only stiffy here is gonna be you, stiff as a bor...

Spyro Good Shrek Bad.

Fuck Shrek. Fuckin fat green piece of shit. Smelly fucking piece of shit. Stinking goddamn douchebag. I hate him and his whole franchise, and i hate his stink-ass donkey friend, and his fat wife, a...

Monster Rancher - The Ballad of Rowsby Woof

The Monster Rancher series is one of the unsung heroes of gaming and always should have been a bigger deal than it was. Monster Rancher 2 was one of my favorite games back in the day so i'm hype af...

Number 1 Batman Fan, Master Chief

This is technically "The Blue Glow: Halo Infinite Part 2", but it's also an impromptu Panel-Cast: Movie Edition / Review / Not A Review / Cursed Wendy's Spokesman Audition. What I'm saying is i tal...

Razor Ramon Tribute

https://www.bitchute.com/video/9DBwGMDXKUpF/

This one's pretty self-explanatory i should think. I'm sayin ...

AEW Revolution (Part 1)

It's AEW ppv time again, i think, here's what i thought of the last one. That's right, i'm catching up. I've gone from 6 months behind on this show up to just 2 months behind. If i ever tame the ma...

ULTRA OFF ROAD (also Kirby)

That's right, it's 2 horrible games in one. And yes, one of them is a kirby. it sounds impossible i know but the fabled bad kirby game has finally been found, and of course it was found by me. I'll...

Visage continues to haunt me.

Oh God. Visage has boss fights. Or at least a boss fight, of a sort. It's exactly as nightmarish as you've come to expect from this deadly game of evil. 

Fuck. Fucking ViSaGE. G...

Halo Infinite

Hey look, my QT gamer gurl / co-parent to my cat got an X-box, which means i also have one, cause i'm the one with the TV. Now with the X-Bone's library at my fingertips, my powers have increased, ...

Spyro Reignited Trilogy

Wait, one person who already clicked like on this within the first minute, i haven't even finished writing the text post yet. How can you know you like it if you haven't seen the 

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NMH 3 Part 3

More rapping in this one, along with more... i don't actually know. I rendered this weeks ago and can't remember what i said in it. So i'm watching it along with you right now and describing it rea...

Full GEar Par 2

The epic conclusion to my babbling tirade about a 5 month old wrestling show. In this one i talk about the Punker and The Hanger. Now i have to get to work on Revolution. There's a cat on my head a...