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Full Gear Review (Part 1)

Lately i've had a lot to talk about wrestling-wise, more than i can responsibly keep up with in fact. Case in point being this Full Gear 2021 review that you're only hearing now. After this,  ...

UFC 4: This Time it's Punchable.

That isn't the real subtitle. There is no subtitle because this is an EA game and EA is to creativity and fun what creativity and fun is to cynicism and boredom, as diametrically opposed as flipper...

Dirt 5

Your guess is as good as mine on this one. I don't know where it came from, how it got here, or what weirdo came up with it, but it's on my ps4 somehow so i had to play it. I assume it to have been...

MAXIMUM FOOTBALL.

This is a good example of a game that crosses over into multiple genres, on the one hand it's a "sports game", but on the other hand it's also a "heinous disaster", and a "putrid sin". Look, this.....

Panel-Cast: 90s X-men Part 2 - JEEEAAAANNN!

The 90s X-men clusterfuck continues, i don't even know how many of these i recorded, considering the massive stack i had there surely must be more somewhere. This episode ended up being all about j...

Visage 4 (of 5,000)

Jebus Crapping Crom i'm so sick of this game i'm running out of ways to say how sick of it i am. I hope and pray you're not as sick of my commentary on it as i am on the game itself because there's...

Pudding Cup and Blue Suitman

Hee hee fuckin hee, it's everyone's favorite thing, stupid Endless Jess characters! This episode features not just one but two of my patented freaks, both of which i'm exceptionally proud of.

NMH3 Part 2: Stupidly Confused, and Dangerously ill

This might be the most Blue Glow episode of the Blue Glow yet. In these 30 minutes you will be relentlessly assaulted and pummeled by nearly every famous hallmark of my lets plays. A rapid successi...

Panel-Cast: 90s X-men Clusterfuck

To me, my patrons. Whichever one of you said Panel-Cast, your prayers have been answered. So sit back, relax, crack open a cold, refreshing anything except Wendy's tropical fruit lemonade (because ...

Talkin bout Hangman and Hook

For those of you who need that sweet me talkin about wrestling fix. Here's some thoughts for ya, from my brain to yours. 

Today i'm talking about the totally rad journey of the the Hange...

Booby Lady Time

Here's the part of the game everyone's been waiting for. The spooky castle with the big booby lady and her 3 hot juggalette daughters. These chicks want man blood which seems unnecesarry when they ...

Piss-Age 3, The Game is Still Pee

God, what is even happening in that thumbnail. Here’s episode 3 of 150 fuckin thousand of this Helly, smelly, interminable goddamn gump of a game. I’m already sick of writing about it, even don...

No More Heroes 3

A game so anticipated when it finally came out i forgot to play it. But then i remembered, and what do you know it kicks ass. I would expect nothing less. 

This game has the most insane ...

Groovy Tunes

Fuck i’ve been so preoccupied with other miserable shit this month i don’t know what the hell kind of wacky silly upbeat, hip, hoopy scoop of word soup to ploop on the plopper here.

I mea...

Something special for you.

Here’s a little something I've wanted to do on here for a while. You’ve all been very supportive on here, so as much as I hate doing this kind of stuff, I figured it’s time I let you in on so...

MAXX PAYBEEB

Let's end the year on something oldschool. Max Payne, baby. My man. Classic. Self-explanatory. I ain't gotta sit here and spin a bunch of fluff about it. You know the deal. 

I'm sick of ...

EVILWHITHn 2PArt3 or OSMtihing

Yeah that's right it's all scary lets plays this month apparently. Not on purpose it just worked out like that. Call it Halloween on Christmas. There's a great big pile of scary spooky bullshit und...

Wrewoofs

Someone requested more of Re8, which reminds me i in fact recorded the entire game. So yeah, plenty of these to come. And if you've played the game, you know what that means.

You're gonna see...

Residentiv Ebils

Oh gosh, did you think the frightmare was over? Too bad. Tonight the frightmare is right there. Yeah, that's right. More Resndent Evil silliness. MOre silly voices and sounds from me, the guy who d...

DOMESTZC BLISS

Oh hey, what's up gamers. I'm just sitting by the fireplace hanging out with a cool tree and a hot chick living that grown up life. Writing my outlaw manifestos, eating at red lobster once in a whi...

Piss-Age Fart Poo - Even SMELELIER

I hate this goddamn game so much. Even editing it is a pain because i don't wanna look at it. Don't get me wrong, I'm hilarious, as usual. But that's no comfort t...

Mussics podkast frum me car

Just rambling in my car about this big pile of cds I got. If it sounds like I have a cold, it's cause I have a cold. Or I got that newfangled made up omicron persei 8 shit, but either way the dayqu...

Back to the past with Night Trap, baby!

Alright you little zoomer rugrats, gather round and hear my pointless, rambling old man story. This is Night Trap. Back in my day this game was infamous. Not Infamous the game, i mean an infamous g...

Harvest Moon (but not the good one)

By "the good one" i of course mean Back To Nature, which in today's hideously inflated retro games market goes for around 3 and a half house payments and a firstborn son. The N64 one is al...

Lord of The Rings Game (But not the one you remember)

The one you remember of course being the excellent Two Towers, and Return of The King movie tie in games, to this day some of the best licensed games around. But what do i look like, a guy that kno...

I Loathe And Despise This Horrid Game (Visage)

As the eons march onward and my wizard brain grows ever wiser, more cynical, and less patient, i've come to accept a growing disconnect between myself and the "gamersphere", if that's even a term. ...

RE The Silly Man

Happy thanksgiving, here's a monstrously retarded resident evil video i made for Halloween and forgot to post. 

It's the blue glow, you know the formula by now. The question is not w...