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Scary Spooky Bullshit: Conjuring 2

Well my computer is currently held together with Elmer's glue and band-aids but at the very least i finally got it functional enough to put a video together with rubber bands and thumbtacks, and le...

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WRESTLING: AEW Good, WWE Bad

I've been getting a lot of requests for a wrestling podcast, so i did one. It's taking its sweet time to upload though, so come back in a little while, please and thank ya.

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Totally Absurd Computer Woes

Last month i mentioned that i was having some computer trouble, and i want you all to know that you have my gratitude for sticking around and reading my text posts. So i figured i’d go into more ...

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DC Movie Mark Out 5: Superman 2

I'm sorry, give me a minute here. My cat is afraid of the thunderstorm and being very needy so writing these is taking a backseat to babysitting a frightened pet at the moment...

Okay i'm bac...

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DC Movie Mark Out 4 - Superman (1978)

I've heard the 1970s Superman film spoken of with reverence for as long as I've been around, but somehow i ain't ever seen it. So, you know, I'm fixing that. There's 4 of these, plus a Supergirl on...

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DC Movie Mark Out 3 - The Suicide Squad

The Suicide Squad

Good news everyone, this one doesn't suck. 

2021-09-01 05:59:06 +0000 UTC View Post

DC Movie Mark Out 2 - Doom Patrol

Doom Patrol

Of all the live action series from marvel or DC, Doom Patrol is by far the weirdest and by even farther the best. 

Unabashedly proud of its own inheren...

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DC Movie Mark Out - Snyder Cut


Holy second chances, Batman, this shit is da bomb. Dude, I'm serious. I'm dead fucking serious here. The Snyder Cut shreds.

I can hardly believe it, myself. I saw those ot...

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Marvel Phase 4 Reviews

I hope you'll forgive a lack of video content this month, i'm having a bit of computer trouble.

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King's Thirst

Here's a song i did for a friend's submission show, the topic of the day being "water". Unfortunately i may have goofed it up, as it's demonstrably impossible for my ill communications to be anythi...

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The Pointless Adventures of Captain Fireman

Sick of me playing Dark Souls yet? Well tough tit, cause you haven't seen me play Dark Souls 2 yet. Or maybe you have, i don't really know. This time i'm a fireman character or something. It's all ...

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Splatterhouse Wanpaku Grafiti (Namco Part 2)

Oh yeah baby, that’s right. This is what the whole thing was for. Splatterhouse, motherfucker. The most badass fuckin balls to the wall violent fucking horror-show of a game series there ever was...

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Namco Museum (Part 1)

You kids today, you think you know, but you don’t know. You brats ain’t even gamers. I’m a gamer. I a real gamer. An Oldschool Gamer. I’m the Oldschool Fool, cause Oldschool’s cool, but y...

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New Super Lucky's Tale

Dude, have you seen this shit? Perhaps i’m just an easily impressed 90s boomer but boy howdy I sure do like games that remind me of mario 64 in some way.

Super Lucky’s Tale is a throwback...

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Magical Mystery Games

Alright, once again we are at the end of the month and once again my scheduled upload is taking a goddamn eternity with my assey-ass internet connection so once again i am forced to improvise. ...

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Me Likey Virtua Fighter

Crap I love virtua fighter so much i don't even know what to write here. Give me a minute I'll think of something...

Well i can't think of anything silly at the moment and i also don't feel l...

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Tony Hawk High Score Get!

Hey. Did you know I'm the best at Tony Hawk? Well, like 3000th best, apparently. But that's still pretty good. Look, I'm better at it than you, that's all that matters. 

The point is I l...

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Buff Movie Buffs Watch Mortal Kombat (1995)


*Edit* I don't know why the link in the thumbnail isn't working, try this one. 

2021-07-01 03:57:41 +0000 UTC View Post

What The Hell Is Starseed Pilgrim?

Oh gosh, wowie zowie, it's Starseed Pilgrim. What is there to say about Starseed Pilgrim? I genuinely don't know. Just look at it. What the hell is it? What is the goal? What is the AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH...

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Rambling Fool Reviews Ran

Damn dog, you ever watch movies? Sometimes i watch movies. Sometimes i even do drugs. And sometimes, late at night, when i'm sufficiently inebriated on reptile slime, i decide to babble incoherentl...

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Resident Evil 8

This piece of shit took all fucking day to upload. I'm sitting in Starbucks tired as hell and my goddamn eyes feel like they're getting squozed by Krumm. If you don't get the reference you're not a...

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The Man In The Woods

I choose not to over-explain this piece. I feel it speaks for itself, and i shan't provide any further context here, except to say it's but one piece of a larger upcoming project, and should be reg...

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Scary Lady Makes Me Crap Myself and Die.

Well, I hope you like The Evil Within 2 because here's more of it. I generally prefer not to post more than one episode of a series in the same month, but as usual i vastly overestimated the upload...

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Ay Mon It's me, Sebastian!

It's The Evil Within 2, which is like The Evil Within 1 but good. Some series take a few tries to find their footing, so the Evil Within 2 is like The Clock Tower 3 of 2's, or The Final Fantasy 4's...

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Another Accursed Booze Quest

I don't know what's more cursed, this show.... or me, with this show. 

This episode in particular falls into a very specific sub-genre of my content. The "i clearly did not feel at all u...

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Doin' Crimes and Eatin Limes

I told you there would be more of this madness. This villain is gonna keep on shocking the system and no one can do a damn thing about it. Not the Super Friends, not the Justice League, not even Za...

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Diaper-Brained Console Baby Bamboozled By Balders Gate

Sorry if this is too many lets plays back to back for your liking, the goddamn beer quest upload is taking too long.

Here is a game i've always wanted to play... and immediately suck at. For ...

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Something Something Crash 4


Ay yo, dis video features an unexpectedly loud joke at around 3 minutes in so take off dem headphones, cousin. But enough about that, here's some other words. 

It's Crash 4, b...

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Falling In Love with Samurai Showdown

Y'all messed up. No one told me that Samurai Showdown is cool as heck and kicks flippin dickity shit. 

The fighting game genre is capable of great highs, particularly in one's youth. The...

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I'm Too Foolish For This Scary Game

I recently began playing this totally rad and cool game called The Evil Within 2, only to learn that the 2 was not a purely aesthetic affectation and there was in fact an Evil Within 1. Upon learni...

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