Midnight Pals: Inferno
Dario Argento: eyyyy itsa me dario!
Argento: you all lika da suspiria yes?
Koontz: yeah suspiria was great!
Poe: yeah, great film
King: we love it!
Argento: eyyy now you really gonna...
Bitter Karella posts
Midnight Pals: X-Men
Stephen King: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of when the X-Men fought the literal embodiment of hunger
King: it was for a charity comic
Poe: oh right...
Midnight Pals: Edgy Comedy
Oscar Wilde: [wearing sunglasses & tight black crewneck T, smoking cigarette] hey
Poe: new look, oscar?
Wilde: that's right, jerkface
Poe: Whoa oscar
Poe: that's uncalled for
Wi...
Midnight Pals: Gross Out
Lor Gislason: bloop bloop time for goop
Gislason: this is the story of the sick-off
Gislason: these nurses make a bet about who can be the grossest
Gislason: and one eats poop
Midnight Pals: Muse
Anna Helen Crofts: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, this is a little story that me and howard wrote together
Barker: you and howard? how'd that happen?
HP Lovecraft: oh we'...
Midnight Pals: Grosser than Gross
Eric Raglin: report to the goop troop
Shelley Lavigne: and we always stick together
Raglin: yeah we're the goop troop
Lavigne: best of friends forever
Raglin...
Midnight Pals: 2 Fisted Tales
Stephen King: hey patricia is it true you used to write comics?
Patricia Highsmith: [long cigarette drag]
Highsmith: who told you that
King: well, i just heard-
Highsmith: was it sta...
Midnight Pals: The Sun
Aleister Crowley: and now as we approach the winter solstice
Crowley: great god apollo, great master brain thinker guy thoth
Crowley: all the little thelematic sprites and boggles
Crowley:...
Midnight Pals: An Evening with Charles
Neil Gaiman: i should like to invite you all to an evening of spleniferous whimsy and unearthly magic
Gaiman: [handing flier to Poe] for I, Neil Gaiman, shall be performing my world renowned Ch...
Midnight Pals: Grip the Raven
Charles Dickens: ok guys today i'm gonna tell a spooky ghost story
Edgar Allan Poe: what the
Poe: what is THAT
Dickens: oh this? this is my pet raven Grip
Poe:
King:
Barker:
Ko...
Midnight Pals: Prog Harder
Stephen King: you know i'm something of a prog guy myself
Todd Keisling: is that right
King: maybe you've heard of a little band called the rock bottom remainders
Keisling: yeah i've heard...
Midnight Pals: Prog
Todd Keisling: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call the tale of the yellow kings
Keisling: so there's this progressive rock band making an album based on the yellow king
Midnight Pals: Racist AI
Stephen King: submitted for th
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy stephano king
Barker: oh look steve it's your friend
King: he's not my friend
Musk: ima not his friend!
Musk:...
Midnight Pals: Ladies of Llangollen
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Shelley: what's going on here
Lord Byron: [tossing hair] ah mary what a vision you are
Lord Byron: [tossing hair] percy and i were just about to visit the ladies ...
Midnight Pals: Cars
[at unicorn fuck club]
CS Lewis: hey jrrt when are you going to give us another hobbit story?
JRR Tolkien: oh you guys liked the hobbit?
Lewis: yeah we all loved it! we want more hobbit ad...
Midnight Pals: Legal Comedy
Stephen King: submitted for the app
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king
Barker: oh hey steve it's your friend
King: we're not friends
Musk: eyyy stephan...
Midnight Pals: The Mysteries
Bill Watterson: what ho, mortals
Watterson: it is i the hermit bill watterson
Watterson: i have lived up in my cave on the mountain for nigh on 30 years
Watterson: in silent contemplation ...
Midnight Pals: The Other Side
Eric Stenbock: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the other side
Stenbock: ok so there's this brook
Stenbock: and everyone in the village says you sh...
Midnight Pals: Large Adult Son
Eric Stenbock: hello midnight society
Stenbock: i'm Count Eric Stanislaus Stenbock
Stenbock: [producing life-size mannequin] and this is my son le Petit Comte
Thomas Ligotti:
Ligotti:
Midnight Pals: Sunsweet Prunes
Ray Bradbury: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the lazy summer of youth
Bradbury: long days down by the river, fishing in miller's pond, afternoons at ...
Midnight Pals: Evil Computer
Harlan Ellison: so how does a guy get paid around here
Edgar Allan Poe: this isn't that kind of event, harlan
Poe: we just gather here to tell stories for fun
Ellison: well, the rest of yo...
Midnight Pals: Kitsunes in Love
Neil Gaiman: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the kitsune in love
Kij Johnson: oh this sounds great
Lafcadio Hearn: AHEM
Hearn: i'll be the ju...
Midnight Pals: The Golden Age of Sci Fi
Robert Heinlein: now i usually tell stories over at space coven
Heinlein: but i thought I'd come over and tell you a story
Heinlein: about alien puppet masters
Heinlein: i call it the pupp...
Midnight Pals: Hogwarts Legacy
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
Helen Joyce: ok listen when the dark lord gets here
Joyce: nobody mention that hogwarts legacy didn't get a single award nomination
Joyce: she's goi...
Midnight Pals: Headless Horseman
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Poe: oh hi mary
Poe: you're just in time
Poe: washington irving's telling a story tonight
Shelley: w
Shelley: washington irving?
Poe: yeah
...
Midnight Pals: the state of elon
Stephen King: submitted for the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king!
Musk: itsa me, elon musk!
Barker: ohh steve your best pal is here
King: we're not pals
Musk:...
Midnight Pals: Last Day
Seann Barbour: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the day that kept repeating
Stephen King: oh! like groundhog day?
Barbour: except that everyone also...
Midnight Pals: In the Barn
Harlan Ellison: listen up you chucklefucks
Ellison: it only happens once in a lifetime that an author emerges fully formed like athena from the forehead of zeus
Ellison: tonight you are going...
Midnight Pals: Terfcon
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i'm back from genussspect con '23
Stephen King: from what?
Clive Barker: it's her terf convention, steve
Rowling: IT ISS MORE THAN JUSSST A TERF ...
Midnight Pals: Love on a Battlefield
Stephen King: guys did you hear there’s a video game campfire too?
Mary Shelley: that sounds like some nerd shit
King: no no there are lots of cool people there
King: hideo k...