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Midnight Pals: Concerning

Stephen King: submitted for the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy itsa me, elon muska!
Barker: oh look steve, it's your friend
King: we're not friends
King: we're barely acquai...

2023-11-02 18:57:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Imaginarium

Neil Gaiman: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the limitless reaches of the human imagination
Gaiman: for where are we truly free to imagine? in dreams!...

2023-11-01 18:07:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Filmic Torment

Sapphire Lazuli: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, if you would, i call this the tale of the king in yellow
HP Lovecraft: oh! this is my favorite!
Lazuli: ah but<...

2023-10-31 18:28:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals Episode 1 now live!

Episode one of Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals aka 2023-10-30 22:36:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Chip off the old block

Joe Hill: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society I call this the tale of the really creative guy and his vampire car
King: wow that’s the chip off the old block! I’m proud of yo...

2023-10-30 18:45:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Book Endorsement

Stephen King: you guys, have you read the new JK Rowling book?
King: this cormorant strike is just incredible stuff!
King: it's amazing that she still finds time to write!
King: since s...

2023-10-27 00:36:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: The Halloween Factory 4

King: after witnessing the virgin birth of dracula i sure feel like i got the halloween spirit
Debbie Dadey: [pushing glasses up bridge of nose] actually
Dadey: for your information, sir, t...

2023-10-26 18:36:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: The Halloween Factory 3

Bradbury: you! ape! clown! cenobite! frankenstein! wolf man! italian!
Bradbury: why do you wear those costumes?
King: well, it's halloween, ray, you see-
Bradbury: no YOU do not see 2023-10-25 19:01:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: The Halloween Factory 2

[at Stephen King's halloween party]
Dean Koontz: hey guys! wow! thanks for letting me come to your party!
Barker: oh man you let dean come?
Barker: great, that's just great
Poe: now...

2023-10-24 17:29:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: The Halloween Factory 1

Ray Bradbury: gone too soon!
Bradbury: the lazy summer afternoons picking dandelions by miller's pond forgotten, buried under an avalanche of adult responsibilities. No time for jump rope or bl...

2023-10-23 18:22:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Mothman

Laurel Hightower: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the mothman
Hightower: and there's a trucker
Hightower: hmm there's a trucker

Ta...

2023-10-20 18:03:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Jail Time

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: you know if labor takess over, they're going to force you to ressspect transss people?
Barker: didn't keir starmer just literally throw them under the bu...

2023-10-19 17:37:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: The Dorsai

Stephen King: listen guys
King: i'm kinda concerned that those bullies over at clarion west might try to pull something
King: so i've hired some security for the campfire
Poe: y...

2023-10-18 16:39:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Church Ladies

Jessica Leonard: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the church that hates witches
Leonard: so this guy's dad was a lawyer but he gave it all up to be a f...

2023-10-17 15:40:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: The Most Divorced Man Returns

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: today we continue our quessst to rehabilitate glinner
Rowling: i will not ressst until he isss reintegrated into ss...

2023-10-16 16:45:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Corporate Body

RA Busby: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the corporate body
Busby: so this guy volunteers for a drug study
Busby: run by a not-at-all shady corpor...

2023-10-13 17:15:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: I Want to Believe

Stephen King: hey did you hear that thomas wrote an x files episode?
Barker: what? which one?
King: oh i think
King: i think it was called
King: 'thomas ligotti is from outer space' or ...

2023-10-10 17:36:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Frankensexy

Guillermo del Toro: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of frankenstein del Toro: but this time del T

Guillermo del Toro: Submitted for the approval of ...

2023-10-09 16:49:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Belated birthday

Stephen King: happy birthday clive!!!
King: we all got together and-
Clive Barker: my birthday was yesterday
King:
King: what

King: your birthday was yesterday?
Barker: yes
...

2023-10-06 16:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post

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