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Midnight Pals: Bad News

Premee Mohamed: Submitted for the aproval for the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the
not too distant future
Mohamed: in a world ravaged by climate change
Mohamed: and covid
...

2023-09-20 16:33:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Cats

Abby Howard: what if i made a comic all about how funny my cat is
Clive Barker: how funny is this cat
Howard: here, take a look
Junji Ito: [immediately pointing at cat]

Howard: this ...

2023-09-19 17:39:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Gross Time

Aron Beauregard: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the putrescent pustules of penelope pimplepus
Poe: ah yes the storied world of extreme horror
Po...

2023-09-18 16:44:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Playground of Death

Aron Beauregard: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the playground of death
Beauregard: so a rich lady invites these kids to test out a new playground <...

2023-09-17 17:56:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: COPS

Max Booth III: hey john check it out
Booth: i named a character after you in The Last Haunt
John Baltisberger: oh yeah? which character?
Booth: haha you're gonna laugh
Booth: hahaha...

2023-09-16 17:07:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Squishy ghosts

Abby Howard: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight society, I call this the tale of the Crossroads at Midnight
King: ah! a faustian tale of devilish bargains, eh?
Howard: no
Howard...

2023-09-15 16:33:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Graham's back

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: lisssten graham linehan hassss a new manifesssto coming out
Rowling: i mean memoir
Rowling: ssso it's very i...

2023-09-14 22:10:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Interpretive Poetry

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
Helen Joyce: so we're dropping with the "wear whatever you want" line
Joyce: from now on, to ensure proper gender conformity, all school boys must dress...

2023-09-13 22:09:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Extremely Online

Ramsey Campbell: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the village where people looked like rabbits
Franz Kafka: hm that sounds problematic
Kafka: what...

2023-09-11 21:35:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Moonland

Mira Grant: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the super rich woman who bought the moon
Grant: but it’s okay, it turns out she’s one of those nice su...

2023-09-10 18:05:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Tape Worms

Mira Grant: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the parasite that makes you into a zombie
Grant: so they genetically engineer a tape worm that cures every...

2023-09-09 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Fuck this House

Brian Asman: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of FUCK THIS HOUSE
King: haha oh man! that title! that’s great!
King: i’m sold already!
Asman: goo...

2023-09-06 17:13:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Cute Meet!

Ooo! What's this? Just a little clip from an upcoming Midnight Pals audio episode (Mary Shelley meets Jane Williams feat. special guest SCREAM Mike McShane!)

More info coming on our website <...

2023-09-06 00:11:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Publisher Assassins

Poe: Look, this has gone on too long
Poe: we've GOT to distance ourselves from Joanne
Neil Gaiman: she's become a liability
Gaiman: soon she'll be killed by the publisher assassins
...

2023-09-05 15:49:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: The Fourth Estate

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: today we retire jesssse ssssingal
Jesse Singal: but mommy!
Rowling: he is a ssspent force
Rowling no one...

2023-09-04 18:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Back in the Fold

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: sssay hello to graham lineham
Linehan [wearing tinfoil hat]: freemasons run the country
Jesse Singal: but mo...

2023-09-03 17:58:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Mambo #5

Tim Waggoner: I'm writing a book of advice to budding horror writers
Waggoner: any advice to share?
Stephen King: i like to listen to music to get in the appropriately spooky headspace
...

2023-08-31 18:07:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Happy Birthday

Stephen King: guys you know its mary's birthday today?
King: we should get her something
Poe: how about the calcified heart of her boyfriend?
King: no no
King: she already has one o...

2023-08-30 18:39:39 +0000 UTC View Post

New Midnight Pals audio teaser up!

This one's got Anne Rice... we also have an official release date! We're premiering on Halloween. OooOooOoooo how appropriate!

2023-08-29 18:27:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Magical Systems

[at Unicorn Fuck Club]
Brandon Sanderson: hey robert what kind of magic rules do you have
Sanderson: in my fantasy world, there's 18 laws of magic
Sanderson: sorted into 23 categories and ...

2023-08-29 18:05:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Cyclical Time

[at unicorn fuck club]
Robert Jordan: thus as the wheel of time turns, so pass the ages of man!
Jordan: a new epoch of magic and mystery settles upon the land!
Jordan: it was an age of ...

2023-08-28 17:35:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Aliens

Whitley Strieber: big news, Dreamland grey wolves!!!
Strieber: i have
Strieber: here in my hand
Strieber: proof of alien existence
Strieber: it turns out
Strieber: the truth WAS...

2023-08-27 19:20:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Bon Mots

Oscar Wilde: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the ugly painting
Wilde: but first
Wilde: some patented oscar wilde bon mots
Wilde: the ...

2023-08-25 17:55:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: It's about ethics

Stephen King: oh boy this is embarrassing
Poe: what's that?
King: well, see, we kinda
King: accidentally
King: agreed to let this nazi tell a story
Poe: oh boy that is a pickle ...

2023-08-24 16:04:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Florence Balcombe

Bram Stoker: guys, i want you to meet my girlfriend Florence Balcombe
King:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Poe:
Barker: girlfriend huh
Poe: clive

Balcombe: yeah bram is so much be...

2023-08-23 18:36:52 +0000 UTC View Post

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