Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: Once Upon a Time in Delain

Stephen King: wow piers anthony you know my daughter is a big fan of your work
Piers Anthony: oh yeah girls love my books
Anthony: probably all the mentions of panties
Anthony: you know...

Midnight Pals: Pun Times

[at unicorn fuck club]
Piers Anthony: ok guys get ready
Piers Anthony: it's time for PUN times with Piers Anthony!
Anthony: i think you'll all have a real SNAKE time!
Anthony: ANACO...

Midnight Pals: The Big Fight

Stephen King: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight society i c-
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyy stephano king
Musk: eyy you hear i fighta zuck? dissa tima for real
Musk: dissa...

Midnight Pals: Sting

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i call before me...
Rowling: hadley freeman!
Hadley Freeman: d-dark lord?
Rowling: DO NOT SSS...

Midnight Pals: Delete the data, Dan Backslide

Benji Smith: ah! the sum total of human creativity!
Smith: i'll steal it!
Smith: [screaming] NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

Smith: i have a simple ai recipe
Smith: you just take a pinch of...

Midnight Pals Trailer 5: Koontz

https://midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes/teaser-05-dean-koontz-XSa1Kb2O&nbs...

Midnight Pals: Hurt Comfort

Neil Gaiman: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this
Gaiman: the most whimsical apocalypse
Gaiman: open the sphincters of your mind
Gaiman: and let the torrent of w...

Midnight Pals: Advice from a Dog

Dean Koontz: hey guys i got a story for you!
Poe: oh wow, good job dean!
Poe: i'm sure we're all excited to hear a new scary story from you
Koontz: oh this one's not scary
Poe:
Poe: ...

Midnight Pals: Escape Antics

HP Lovecraft: s-so my editor at weird tales wants me to ghost write a story
Lovecraft: for harry houdini
King: harry houdini? the famous escape artist?
King: wow, howard, what an opportuni...

Midnight Pals: Long Longfellow War

King: hey edgar how's it going?
King: you still fighting your little longfellow war?
Poe: i will fight it as long as i have to, steve
Poe: the world must know that longfellow is a maudl...

Midnight Pals: Little Longfellow War

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow: By the shores of Gitche Gumee
Longfellow: By the shining Big-Sea-Water
Longfellow: stood the mighty Hiawatha
Longfellow: in a coat he made from otter

King...

Midnight Pals: $8

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyyyy stephano king!
Musk: you still no paya $8 for X?
King: no elon i'm
King: wait
King: $8 f...

Midnight Pals: A Whale of a Tale

Darren Aronofsky: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the whale
Stephen King: wow! sounds like a whale of a -
Aronofsky: do not patronize ...

Midnight Pals Trailer 4: Lovecraft

Check it out, the fourth teaser trailer for the new Midnight Pals audio drama (comedy) podcast, this one featuring HP Lovecraft!! Thanks  to some incredible work from our producer Robin Johnso...

Midnight Pals: Italian Developments

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: what newssss of the terf fight
Kathleen Stock: great news, dark lord!
Stock: you know how we've...

Midnight Pals: Gaslight

Rae Knowles: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the missing violin
Knowles: it's got murder, insanity
Knowles: and
Knowles: gaslighting but quee...

Midnight Pals: The Philosophy of Composition

Tim Waggoner: so I’m compiling some advice on writing horror
Poe: oh excellent! As it just so happens
Poe: I actually have a whole theory about that
Poe: a whole philosophy of compositio...

Midnight Pals: New Painting

HR Giger: i've completed a new painting
King: that's great hans
Giger: would you like to see it?
Giger: it's airbrushed on the side of this van

Giger: i've completed ...

Midnight Pals: Funny Ducks

Alan Moore: [appearing in a clap of thunder]
Poe: the arch magus!
King: the arch magus!
Moore: i have a story to tell
Moore: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call t...

Midnight Pals: Body Horror

David Cronenberg: body horror is the art of possibility. the body is the canvas. to change the body is to change reality, to unmake & remake the world.
Junji Ito: what if your hea...

Midnight Pals: The Bear

Caitlin Marceau: so that's where we talk things out, eh?
Marceau: oh sorry i meant to say
Marceau: this is where we talk things oot, eh?
King: wow caitlin that sure is Canadian!
Kin...

Midnight Pals: The Great White North

Caitlin Marceau: good day and welcome to my story eh?
Marceau: i'm caitlin marceau eh?
Marceau: and i call this the tale of the toxic parent-child relationship
King: no caitlin you have to...

Midnight Pals: A fable

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: today i want to introducce a very sspecial guessst- john boyne
Rowling: author of the boy in the sstriped pajama...

Midnight Pals: Cage Match 2

King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyy stephano king you thinka you so smart
Musk: you no hear i gonna fight mark zuckerberg?
Musk: now who looka...

Midnight Pals: Jewish Noir

Zachary Rosenberg: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the long shalom
Rosenberg: so it’s the 1920s
Lovecraft: [nodding]
Rosenberg: and there’s ...

Midnight Pals: Raw Deal

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i've just learned ssssome disssturbing newsss
Rowling: from a reputable sssource
Rowling: a random nazi on t...

Midnight Pals: Cage Match

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [busting out of the bushes] eyyyyy stephano king! you thinka you so smart
Musk: you thinka you smart but elon muska he da smartest...

the 5 horniest horror movies

It's been a slow week and I haven't made a whole lot of, as the kids say, content. So enjoy this old video I made a while back when I thought I might make videos! it's about the horniest horror mov...

Midnight Pals: This is so stupid

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: good newssss
Rowling: elon mussssk the sssmartesst man in the says ciss isss a sslur
Rowling: you can't sssay cisss
Rowling: itsss a ssslur you s...

Midnight Pals: New Friends

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i've jusssst been corresssponding with sssome delightful people
Rowling: The United Patriot Front of Nordic Bloo...