Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: Dracula Sovereign of the Damned

Bram Stoker: everyone, i have a story
Barker: oh boy this should be good
Stoker: and this time it's different
Stoker: i've been secretly taking lessons in how to be horny
Stoker: so thi...

Midnight Pals: Cozy Horror Discourse Continues

Lovecraft: ugh! cozy horror!
Lovecraft: that's the thing i hate the most!
Lovecraft: it's so
Lovecraft: it's
Lovecraft: it's just so!!
Lovecraft: so cozy!!
Lovecraft: reminds me o...

Midnight Pals: Horror for Her

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers time pack it in!
Poe: what's going on?
Shelley: haven't you heard? there's a new kind of horror in town!
Shelley: it's called cozy horror!
Shelley: and this on...

Midnight Pals: Mr Sandman

Neil Gaiman: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale Gaiman: of the hierophant of illusions!
Gaiman: the patriarch of the velvet shroud of night!
Gaiman: th...

Midnight Pals: The Good Leaper

Harry Turtledove: greetings citizens of earth 12, do not be alarmed
Poe: oh hi harry
Turtledove: ah you know me?
Turtledove: i've passed this way...
Turtledove: before?

Turtle...

Midnight Pals: Cozy Horror

King: hey have you guys heard about this new thing?
King: it’s called cozy horror!
Poe: whats that?
King: I’m not entirely sure
King: but it seems to be quite the discourse
...

Midnight Pals... in living sound!!!

I've been hinting for a while, but here it is... the first teaser trailer for the new Midnight Pals audio drama (comedy) podcast!! Thanks to some incredible work from our producer Robin Johnson and...

Midnight Pals: Oxfam fam

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i'm happy to report a terrible injussstice has been rectified
Rowling: oxfam made a video in sssupport of pride month
Rowling: but we sssoon put a ss...

Midnight Pals: Chromosomes

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i bring excellent newssss
Rowling: i have received word that a very prominent horror writer might be  
Ro...

Midnight Pals: The Future is Now

Tim Boucher: hello fellow authors!
Boucher: it's me, tim Boucher -- author!
Boucher: and boy, as an author, let me tell you
Boucher: us authors sure love to author around
Poe: something...

Midnight Pals: What a Deal

Koontz: submitted for the approval of the midnight society
Koontz: i
Koontz: phew
Poe: what's the matter dean
Koontz: i don't know, telling stories is such hard work
Koontz: the...

Midnight Pals: Libel & Ssslander

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i'm back
Poe:
Rowling: and I'm
Rowling: HIGHLY dissssappointed
Barker: oh good!
Barker: i can't wait to hear this one

Rowling: people kee...

Midnight Pals: Holy Matrimony

Koontz: i don't want to!!!
King: dean you're overreacting
Koontz: no! no!
King: dean its brian and mary's wedding
King: you have to look nice
King: let me tie this tie
Koontz: [ex...

Midnight Pals: Faust Love

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of faust
Goethe: so this guy sells his soul to the devil to get the ultimate knowledge
G...

Midnight Pals: Hungry Trees

Arthur Machen: now see, some people think that true evil is when a person, like, does a murder or something
Machen: but i propose that true evil
Machen: is when you see a real fucked up tre...

Midnight Pals: Oates the GOAT

Joyce Carol Oates: [busting down door] buckle up fucklechucks
Oates: Oates the GOATS is back
Oates: and i got a hot take straight off the griddle for ya
Oates: careful!
Oates: it's ...

Midnight Pals: Yellow

Robert Chambers: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the yellow sign
Chambers: the scary part is that its yellow
Barker: how do you figure
Chambe...

Midnight Pals: Thought Crimes of the Future

HP Lovecraft: S-submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the swarthy foreigner
King: c’mon howard really
Lovecraft: t-this is cancel culture
King: <...

Midnight Pals: Rusticated!!!

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Poe: oh mary
Poe: sit down
Poe: we have some bad news
Poe: it’s about percy
Mary Shelley: what about percy
Poe: he’s been rusticated

Mary Shell...

Midnight Pals: Cleese Phobia

JK Rowling: hello children
Poe: oh jk rowling
Poe: great to see you again
Poe:
Poe: in theory
Barker: ha ha ha
Poe: clive i'm not in the mood

Rowling: i jusst sslithered in ...

Midnight Pals: Podcast Guy

Dan Bongino: eyyyy lemme tell you, dat biden, e's a real shwetegenutz! badda bing badda boom git im outtaaa erreee i'm a cop new york's fine

Dan Bongino: eyyyy lemme tell you, dat biden, e's ...

Midnight Pals: Gay Space Communism

Aubrey Wood: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the cyberpunk future
Wood: [flashlight under chin] of luxury gay space communism!
King: uh
King:...

Midnight Pals: American Horror Backrooms

Ryan Murphy: hey everyone it's me ryan murphy!
Brad Falchuk: and I'm ryan murphy!
Murphy: and we're back with another exciting American Horror Story
Murphy: with me! Brad Falchuk!
F...

Midnight Pals: Historical House BOO!!!--r

Gemma Amor: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the six rooms
Amor: so there’s this historic house--
King: oh like the Biltmore!
Amor:
Amor: [t...

Midnight Pals: Lifestyles of the Dog and Famous

Poe: it’s awful nice of dean Koontz to invite us over for a picnic, eh, guys?
Dario Argento: I hope he made lots of spaghetti!!!
[approaching luxurious manor house, entrance flanked by 2 st...

Midnight Pals: Baby Musk

Stephen King: [throws football] go wide, joe!
Joe Hill: [catches football] I love you, dad!
King: I love you too son
Elon Musk:
Musk: eyyyy whata the fuck

Musk: you thinka you wi...

Midnight Pals: The Case of the Martian Invasion

Manly Wade Wellman: tonight my son and I are going to tell a story together
Manly Wade Wellman: I want you all to say hello to my boy
Manly Wade Wellman: Wade Wellman
Manly Wade Wellman: o...

Midnight Pals: The Horla

Guy de Maupassant: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the horla
de Maupassant: it’s about an invisible monster that’s always chasing me!
Stephen K...

Midnight Pals: Doll House

Mary San Giovanni: it’s time for the model doll house expo
Brian Keene: ixnay on the odel doll house expo may
Thomas Ligotti: I want to hear more about this expo

SanGiovanni: well, ...

Midnight Pals: Anthrax

Brian Keene: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the rising zombies
Poe: who’s that with you?
Keene: oh this? this is just Charlie Benante
Keene: ...