What's this? The low-fi acoustic version of Ding Dong Goes The Bell from one of the songwriters? Yeah it is!
Keep your eyes open for the official Ding Dong available soon!
EDIT: officia...
2021-05-26 18:45:49 +0000 UTC View PostWe're back answering all your Q's about that dang song, fun one-shots, Animorphs, and mooooooooore!
2021-05-26 15:56:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Traveler! You're not abed? Ahh, I see. Yes that does sound stressful. Well come on, pull on your coat. Put your feet on the path. And I shall bring you what you most desperately seek…
sleep...
2021-05-21 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
And there it is. Thanks to the staff of Ulcer Anatomies shop, Mr. de Bonesby is as complete as he can be... for now.
2021-05-13 16:55:30 +0000 UTC View PostThis episode is brought to you by the Hedonism II resort in beautiful Jamaica!
2021-05-13 00:12:19 +0000 UTC View PostBonjour! It’s me, Stirfry the Kenku! If you’ve followed my many adventures then you know I’m a first rate friend, a fine tuned lover, and, most importantly, a five star chef. But this was not...
2021-05-05 14:31:35 +0000 UTC View Post
There's no experience quite like spending your summer as a camp counselor, and Taylor and Christopher both lived it! Two different camps at two very different times, but there's still a lot of comm...
2021-04-29 16:36:39 +0000 UTC View PostHey! You! Don't forget to buy your tickets for RToM Live: CRUISE CONTROL on Friday! Yeah, I'll give you a link: 2021-04-28 14:44:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Gosh, the old bone man sure had a real time running around in that hotel before stealing a baggy suit that I'm quite sure he hates. But clothes are clothes, and nudity had become tiresome. 2021-04-22 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
HAIL!
To claim your comp ticket to Rude Tales of Magic LIVE: Cruise Control, simply v2021-04-19 16:57:12 +0000 UTC View Post
You will believe a car can drive.
NEW LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCED for April 30th. See ya there.
Ahh. Good evening, traveler. Restless, are we? The night’s not quite done with you yet, I see. So pull on your coat. Put your feet on the path. And I shall bring you what you most desperately see...
2021-04-16 01:03:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe cast is back to discuss the frights and terrors on last week's episode. Plus, we learn why you should *never* combine a diner and a laundromat.
2021-04-13 19:07:57 +0000 UTC View PostDeli, our newest champion, in her own words.
2021-04-03 18:44:56 +0000 UTC View Post
In a match for the ages, Deli was declared our 2021 Rude March of Madness Champion. Ivan was characteristically sanguine after his defeat, saying, "ehh, it happens."
CCUMM wishes to congrat...
Stirfry’s exit from Rude March of Madness left everyone in Cordelia stunned. And his sole stateme...
2021-04-02 16:34:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, after a March of Madness full of twists and turns, it's all come down to this. Bellow was looking strong in his matchup versus Deli, but then Stirfry got a PS5 and invited Bellow over to play...
2021-04-01 18:07:34 +0000 UTC View PostOpen wide and say "Aaah" it's Bonus Content!!
Since there won't be a Rude Talks this week, Ali, Chris, Carly, Joe, and Tim get together and show off some of that newly award-winning roleplay...
ALBEE: And then there were four! Since we’re in the Final Fuck, I thought it would be fun to bring in last year’s champion (and my best friend!!!), Cordelia! How do we think this is gonna go, C...
2021-03-31 17:15:44 +0000 UTC View Post
After a controversial Skeet Sixteen, the Butthole Eight proved to be one of the most exciting rounds in recent memory. Bellow briefly appeared down for the count, but asked Kreedis a question about...
2021-03-30 20:08:44 +0000 UTC View Post
My, Lords! My Lords, please!
We want to thank all of you who've taken part in the playtest over the last month! Below are the feedback forms for anyone who wants to share feedback on the Spi...
Welp, I did warn you about Stirfry and his accountability! I definitely wasn't expecting him to murder a gavel specifically, but maybe I should have known. I've seen him get angry at a hammer befor...
2021-03-29 15:18:42 +0000 UTC View Post
--FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE--
Following consultations with officials, coaches, and players, The Cordelian Committee for United March Madness (CCUMM) would like to share its decision regarding th...
We'd like to congratulate all our competitors who've advanced to the Butthole Eight and their respective conference championships. A statement regarding Stirfry will be issued shortly.
2021-03-28 20:17:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow!!! We are left with some really exciting matchups after what everybody is calling "the second round of Rude March of Madness". Emotions are running high...Robespierre's devotees are decked out ...
2021-03-27 00:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Things are 🌞😎HEATING UP😎🌞 as we enter the third round of Madness! Torrin and Grimothee are the first PCs to fall and the Shish Kebab Express slays the giant that is Fractus.
What ...
2021-03-26 18:14:32 +0000 UTC View Post
A conversation about how much fun it is to be into a band! In this case, the band is Radiohead! Branson, Carly, and Tim talk about the evolution of their relationship with the band, favorite albums...
2021-03-25 11:30:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Whew!! What a first round! I think it's safe to say that absolutely nobody here is afraid to fight dirty. One of the matches in the Conference at the King literally ended with a dragon eating an as...
2021-03-24 23:56:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The results are in and we're on to the next round!! Head to Discord to vote by tomorrow (3/25) at Midnight OR ELSE!!!
2021-03-24 18:18:08 +0000 UTC View PostHi! Okay, so I should start by saying that me and Cord are sitting out this year. We didn't expect to make it to the finals last time, partly because neither of us really understood what was happen...
2021-03-22 21:44:57 +0000 UTC View Post