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Get Shorty (season 1, 2017) = Finished

Hey, so Chris O'Dowd from The IT Crowd and Ray Romano from everything Ray Romano has been in star in an adaptation of the comedic John Travolta crime movie that transforms the premise into a mix of...

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The Death of Captain Marvel/Iron Man: Demon in a Bottle (1982/1979 comics) = Finished

I've heard so much about these stories. About how groundbreaking they were. About how they forced the industry to reckon with topics like death and alcoholism in unparalleled sequences of ...

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World War Hulk/Planet Hulk (2006/2007 comics) = Finished

You think World War Hulk is going to be about the big guy beating the crap out of Literally Everything, right? So that's what the book gives you. Hulk angry, Hulk stronger than ever before, Hulk--<...

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Colossal (2017 film) = Finished

This is the most uncomfortable monster movie I've ever watched.

That isn't a diss--it's why I recommend Colossal wholeheartedly. The premise of the movie takes two people, and embodies the to...

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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001 film) = Finished

This movie chosen by a "Fennelsher" patron. 

Okay, I don't wish to alarm anyone, but...this movie is good?

It's good???

In fact, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider was so effec...

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Punch-Drunk Love (2002 film) = Finished

I saw Punch-Drunk Love when I was younger. Three years ago, if Twitter is to be believed.

At the time, I thought it was a good movie!
Inexplicably strange guy finds understanding woman and...

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We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011 film) = Finished

We Need To Talk About Kevin doesn't give a single, flying F*CK about your bewilderment.

A lot of discussion about storytelling goes into the onboarding process. How to do an accelerated openi...

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National Treasure/National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2004/2007 film) = Finished

The National Treasure movies are a strange anomaly. Produced three years apart from each other, they are perhaps the most cohesive sequels of all time--there's a time skip, but they feel like they ...

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Ryse: Son of Rome (2014 game) = Finished

Let me start off by saying - the way they treat Boudica was abrasively, persistently disrespectful, and that alone soured a big part of the campaign for me.

That aside, would you be surprised...

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Inside Llewyn Davis (2013 film) = Finished

The more I think about this movie, the more I love it.

The work of the Coens often balances arch or mythic qualities (which can be distancing) with approachable humor and straight up weirdnes...

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A Fistful of Dollars (1964 film) = Finished

The image of the western that I usually have in my head is of the mythic gunslinger, riding into a beleaguered town already having most of what they need to save it. A gun, a lasso...They're self-s...

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Hereditary (2018 film) = Finished

At first, I was impressed with how Hereditary literally weaponized the symbols of grief - the memories, the objects...the little tics and words used by the one you knew - and turned them into engin...

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Gears of War 4 (2016 game) = Finished

I didn't find a way to describe how radical the changes were to the Gears of War formula, until I noticed an audio cue that was missing.

In previous Gears of War games, when a new objective w...

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Network (1976 film) = Finished

Compulsion is an odd thing to judge in a movie. The very nature of the medium says that you're along for the ride, right? You probably want to see what happens next. That ...

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Cloud Atlas (2012 film) = Finished

This movie chosen by a "Fennelsher" patron.

The typical film epic structure is a bit of a downer, isn't it?

I'm thinking of the Boogie Nights and Beaches and Terms of Endearmen...

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Apocalypse Now (1979 film) = Finished

You can't tell the difference between the blood and the sweat any more.

They both shine on Willard's skin as he emerges from the lair of Kurtz. They dazzle in the light like gemstones, and raise the...

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Total Recall (1990 film) = Finished

You'd think narrative ambiguity would make things easier for you, right?
You just don't say how a story ends. 

That isn't true, of course, as I've learned through much pain. If anything it m...

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Aliens (1986 film) = Finished

I first saw Aliens as part of a library DVD collection with the original movie. Alien blew my fricking mind. I still consider it one of the greatest movies ever made. A tense debut that used ...

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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018 film) = Finished

Spider-Verse reminded me of why I love movies.

I like being in another place, safely detached by a screen, and feeling things. I like taking those emotions and observations back into the world, and ...

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Bonnie and Clyde (1967 film) = Finished

There's a scene near the end of the movie where Bonnie and Clyde roll into a camp of what seem to be dispossessed Americans. Their gang--or what's left of it--has been shot to bits, left dehydrated an...

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Shadow Complex Remastered (2016 game) = Finished

I remember when the original came out!

It was one of the first metroidvanias I'd ever played. I easily sunk over 30 hours into combing every piece of its map for secrets and upgrades. The two tasks ...

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The Mask (1994 film) = Finished

Okay, first off: I am aware that this is the equivalent of a live-action cartoon. I am aware that this is a star vehicle for Jim Carrey (and to a lesser degree Cameron Diaz). I am aware that the 90s w...

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Incredibles 2 (2018 film) = Finished

Incredibles 2 made a major aesthetic shift that I don't quite understand yet.

I know the components it's using. Incredibles 2 combines realistic materials and lighting with heavily stylized...

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Battlefield V (2018 game) = Finished

Hey, so I can't talk about this too much for some reasons I can't go into right now, but Battlefield V was good in ways I wasn't even expecting.

I played BF1, where the series debuted its vignette s...

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Boogie Nights (1997 film) = Finished

I wonder if this would have been a better movie if it ended 3 minutes earlier.

Boogie Nights takes you on a journey that is honestly disturbing in its efficacy. When it first introduces you to the m...

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Wild Wild West (1999 film) = Finished

I...kinda love Wild Wild West.

Let me be absolutely clear: it is not a good movie, per se. It is an expensive one, and has some very talented actors on board, but a good movie it does not m...

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Blade II (2002 film) = Finished

I don't get it.

I don't get how Blade II is not as compelling as the first movie.

Blade II is, by every account, better. Better direction. Better writing. Better visual effects. Better fight s...

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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993 film) = Finished

When Tim Burton was still a wee animation student at CalArts, he saw the newly-debuted Stephen Sondheim musical Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. A few years later, he had made his first...

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True Lies (1994 film) = Finished

It is fascinating to see the culmination of a director's career before they make a major shift. True Lies combines the personal focus and suspense of Terminator, when James Cameron had Very L...

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The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018 film) = Finished

Weird West - a genre that puts the legends and problematic framing of the Wild West through a twisted prism, and sets all equal. We are one before a dry sea of grass and scrub, cosmic horror and haunt...

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