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December 2024 Weekly Sketch 1

The last time I paid attention to Pokemon there were only 151. What was the motto again? Gotta yank'em all? Well, according to Skull Team Grunt Rapp, the answer is yes =P

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December 2024 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

The festivities have been decided! Teagan will reward all the naughty girls at Bartholomew High with the chance to humiliate some of the nicer girls. That should teach all those dorks to NEVER be on Teagan's...I mean Santa's nice list!

With this option there may be a second poll in a few days for additional input on this month's image. There are a couple of ways I could go about it. I could do a poll for front/back facing, bullying methods, or which girls will be doing the bullying.

Also, this post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics,  ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas) because I don't want to use someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the  characters  have to be firmly 18+.

For this month's Weekly Sketches the genre is: grunt.

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December 2024 Poll!

Christmas is here and that means it's time to get into the holiday spirit! Teagan has graciously volunteered to help Santa with some of his duties this year. The bully is planning to spread joy to all the good little girls at Bartholomew High. Of course it'll be Teagan's idea of joy, so expect a lot of humiliation and sore butts.

The first possibility is sleigh rides. Who doesn't enjoy a peaceful sleigh ride through the snow? A few lucky girls will get to ride alongside Teagan as they are pulled through the neighborhood by two reindeer, Kim and Hailey. You can use your imagination for how Teagan plans to connect the two dorks to her sleigh...

The second possibility involves the infamous 'Naughty or Nice' list. Normally the naughty girls get coal and the nice girls get presents, but Teagan has other plans. Using a festive pillory at the mall, Teagan is actually going to reward the girls on the naughty list! Kim and Hailey are going to be left in the pillory for all the naughty list girls to have fun with!

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November 2024 Weekly Sketch 3

One last sketch in the final days of November. You could say...the final stretch! I bet Kim would find it funny if she wasn't currently the one getting stretched...Maybe Jasper will enjoy the joke more?

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November 2024 Poll Image!

Touchdown! That's four touchdowns and eight split butt cheeks! Unfortunately for the students of Bartholomew High, with Teagan around, turkeys aren't the only thing getting stuffed this season. Maybe they'll have better luck next year...I don't mean Teagan won't do this again, but that maybe these four won't be the ones strung up next year!

On a side note, I was a bit more experimental with the perspective on this piece. I worry about creating too many boring straight forward views and want to keep things interesting. Though I'm not sure if my skills are quite good enough to pull off so many characters from an angle like this.

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November 2024 Weekly Sketch 2

OBJECTION! Kim would deserve a wedgie regardless of what kind of underwear she is wearing! The defense requests a dismissal of the fact that Kim is wearing tighty whities. Somehow I doubt that this will hurt Franziska von Karma's case.

On a side note, I feel like this would be a decent knock-off. Girls that have been bullied must take the stand to explain why they shouldn't have been wedgied. Bullies must defend their act of bullying by explaining why the dork deserved it. If the dork loses they have to keep the wedgie in, if the bully loses they have to get a taste of their own medicine =P

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November 2024 Weekly Sketch 1

If you asked Kim or Hailey how it feels to be hung up on the school's flag pole by their underwear they'd say it was humiliating. Ask an egotistical wolf babe? She'd probably volunteer on the spot. I think Kim and Hailey could learn a thing or two from Roxy's enthusiasm =)

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Additional November Poll Input

Creating this poll for everyone to vote on who they want to see Teagan hang up on the football goal post =) I'm going to add a (very) rough sketch to to the attachments if you're interested in seeing the composition I'm going with. I'm hesitant to embed the sketch directly into this post as some people may want the entire piece to be a surprise. For those who don't want to spoil the composition: There will be 4 spots for students to hang from. So the 4 girls with the most votes will win

Also, sorry for the awkward layout of references. I really need to organize a better character sheet with updated models and color palettes.

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November 2024 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

The decision has been made! Kim and Hailey will be shown mercy this month, but the same can not be said for their peers at Bartholomew High! Teagan has decided to get into the spirit of Thanksgiving by giving several students some serious wedgies on the goal post at the football field. There will be a second poll in a couple of days to decide which unfortunate girls are going to be the victims of Teagan's holiday spirit, once I do a rough sketch and figure out how many butts can comfortably fit along the post =)

Also, this post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics,  ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas) because I don't want to use someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the  characters  have to be firmly 18+.

For this month's Weekly Sketches the genre is: egotistical.

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November 2024 Poll!

It's November, the time for cool weather, falling leaves, and football! That also means it's the time of year to be thankful and the time of year to give back. Our two dorky goth girls actually have something to be thankful for this November...they won't be the ones getting the main wedgie this month! That honor (or horror) will be given to some of the other students of Bartholomew High.

Sticking with the theme of November, this month's image will take place at the school's football field. Specifically, at the goal post. You'll be the ones deciding: how many butts will be hanging from that goal post, and who will be the one putting those butts up there?

The first option involves Kim and Hailey giving the wedgies. Of course, Kim and Hailey aren't the toughest, so the only person they're able to hang up is Eveline.

The second option involves Teagan giving the wedgies. Since Teagan is the alpha bully of the school, she'll have no problem hanging up several girls by their undies.

The second option will involve a second poll or post where Teagan's victims will be chosen!

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October 2024 Weekly Sketch 4

Ending the spooky season, we have Junko Enoshima having some fun with Hailey =) I've had the idea of a dork being tied up with their own tie for a while, but seeing as I don't have any character with long ties I haven't been able to enact it. Junko just so happened to have her own to use on Hailey.

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October 2024, the morning after

Here's a fun little display of the morning after Taylor's Halloween party =) Kim and Hailey have to trek to Hailey's house where they can finally pry their underwear out of their aching butt cracks!

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October 2024 Poll Image!

The night is young, there is still plenty of time left to celebrate! Unfortunately for Kim and Hailey that means many butt crack chafing hours left to hang on Taylor's front door. The party seems to be a success. All of Bartholomew High came to celebrate All Hallows' Eve, and everyone got to see Kim and Hailey strung up as two dorky decorations. I'm sure that once the party-goers leave, Taylor will let the two friends down, right? Right?

On a side note, I apologize for this being a couple days late. I will try to make it up to you with an additional piece, giving you all a better look at Kim and Hailey's costumes (wedgies included, of course!). Additionally, I think I'm getting a little better at doing dark/dimly lit scenes. Still not amazing, but better than my last one I'd say =)

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October 2024 Weekly Sketch 3

I hear there is a DLC in the works that replaces the "Free Lae'zel" mission with one called "How far can I stretch these?". Maybe Kim will be able to escape on her own? Then again, it's probably a bad idea to try and jump out of a suspended cage while a strong bully is holding onto the back of your tighty whities...

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October 2024 Weekly Sketch 2

I hear Lady Dimitrescu makes a wonderful wine called Wedguis Tightinis. It's supposedly made from the tears of wedgied dorks, making the person drinking it blush, not from the alcohol but from embarrassment. I have a feeling she'll get a large batch thanks to Kim =)

On a side note, I tried doing this sketch in blue as well as black. I'll probably do both version from now on in case anyone has a preference =)

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October 2024 Poll Image Input

I'm posting this to get your input on the poll image for this month. Previously, you guys voted to have poor Kim and Hailey used as dorky decorations for Taylor's Halloween party. So, Kim and Hailey need to be dressed appropriately. Do you have any suggestions?

Do you have any particular hair styles in mind? Should the girls have braces on? Glasses? Suspenders? Are there any particular dorky outfits you'd like to see them in?

I would do a poll, but I think with such a large variety it would be sort of difficult to do. If you have any suggestions for Kim and/or Hailey's outfits then comment down below =)

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October 2024 Weekly Sketch 1

It was finally time for Hailey to don the uniform of the dork...or at least one of the many uncomfortable uniforms of the dork. It involved some stretching, some yanking, and some pulling, but eventually Satsuki had her way with the goth dork!

On a side note, I'm trying out a different look for the sketches. Let me know what you think. I've recently posted some sketches on my Twitter and personally kind of prefer it (though it's a little rough still).

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October 2024 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

The results are in! In a fitting tribute to All Hallows' Eve, Kim and Hailey will get to experience true horror as they're used for decoration at Taylor's party! Our two lovable goths are going to be put into some humiliating dork costumes and placed on the front porch of the house. The first thing the partygoers will see will be cobwebs, jack-o-lanterns, and a couple of wedgied dorks greeting them at the doorway (dorkway?)!

Additionally, I'll make a post in a day or so for some input on the girls' costumes.

Also, this post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics,  ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas) because I don't want to use someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the  characters  have to be firmly 18+.

For this month's Weekly Sketches the genre is: intimidating.

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October 2024 Poll!

It's the scary season! The leaves are falling off the trees, the pumpkins are filling the fields, and the nights are getting longer. How best to celebrate this time of year? Trick-or-treating? Scary pranks? Parties? Dorky sacrifices?

The first option to celebrate Halloween is a party! Taylor is having a costume party at her house and she's asked her friends, Izumi and Amber, to help with some 'dorky decorations' to spice up the front door. Of course those dorky decorations are going to be Kim and Hailey dressed up as total dorks (it is a costume party, after all)!

The second option to celebrate Halloween is witchcraft! Scout has taken offense to this Great Pumpkin creature . She has summoned the aid of Sydney, a member of her coven, to help offer up a sacrifice to their deity, Saesurdeus! Using her cards, Scout has lured 3 poor girls out to the nearby pumpkin field. Those 3 will be strung up like scarecrows (wedgies included) and their bellies will be pinkened throughout the night! The Great Pumpkin will flee at the sight of such devotion!

Note: for option one I will ask for some input on dorky outfits for the girls. For option two there will be a second poll where you choose the 3 victims (multiple choice, top 3 win)

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September 2024 Poll Image!

Another day, another gym class. Another gym class...another wedgie for poor Kimberly. Generally the point of a wedgie is to hurt the bottom of the victim, but the head cheerleader, Rebecca, decided she wanted the pain to extend to Kim's lady parts as well. A quick slap from a field hockey stick seems to have done the trick!

I'm sure the cheerleaders will let Kim go now that they've had their fun...right?

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September 2024 Weekly Sketch 3

No matter where you go, no matter which school you attend there's always one simple rule: cheerleaders are always above goths in the hierarchy! Juliet Starling decided to stop by and remind Kimmy of that. Even when there's hordes of zombies to kill there's always time to wedgie a goth girl =)

On a side note: the monthly piece will be coming out tomorrow.

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September 2024 Weekly Sketch 2

Have you ever been wedgied so hard that the velocity strips your clothes off? I feel like there are very few instances where this would happen and Chun-Li giving a 'kick wedgie' is one of them =P

On a side note, I don't think I've drawn this pose before? I've had this idea in mind, that Kim's clothes are baggy enough that, if wedgied hard enough, they would easily slip off of her. May have to expand on that idea in the future!

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September 2024 Weekly Sketch 1

The beautiful, agile, and crafty tomb raider, Lara Croft, has never known an obstacle she can't overcome! Sometimes it's pure firepower, sometimes it's athletic prowess, and sometimes...sometimes it's just a good old fashion wedgie!

On a side note, I recently got a new brush for CSP and am experimenting with sketching/linework with it. I may end up posting some additional content here this month in the form of experiments =)

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September 2024 Poll Results

The results are in and it looks like the cheer squad is going to be having some fun with Kimberly this month! A couple of the cheerleaders are going to be working Kim's chubby cheeks (via some tighty whitey tugging) while the cheer captain put a field hockey stick right between Kim's legs! This is going to be a whole new level of pain and humiliation for the goth!

There may be a secondary poll within the next week. I'm going to sketch up some ideas and see if there is room for more input from you guys =)

This post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics,  ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas) because I don't want to use someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the  characters  have to be firmly 18+.

For this month's Weekly Sketches the genre is: video game.

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September 2024 Poll

School is a place of order and discipline. There are rules and they must not be broken! At least, that's how it is in the classrooms. Gym is another matter.

Technically there are rules during gym class, but the gym teacher usually has far more important things to attend to like watching sports casts on her little TV in her office. This regularly leaves the students to their own devices and that means the 'physical education' class becomes the 'physical humiliation' class!

During today's gym class there are a couple of possibilities:

The first option involves Teagan deciding to join Kim during her gym class. Teagan plans to force Kim to use the pull-up bars (while in a wedgie, of course) while the big bully introduces the goth dork to a little something called a kancho!

The second option involves the cheer squad (Rebecca, Brooke, Lauren, and Britney) giving Kim a team-based wedgie from all sides. As an extra bit of fun, Rebecca wants to take a field hockey stick and give Kim an impromptu slap shot between the legs!

Additionally: depending on the choice, there may be an extra poll this month.

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August 2024 Weekly Sketch 3

It's become apparent that Kim and Hailey could learn a little about self defense. Hailey has been offered a chance to learn how to fight from Bea the Gym Leader! The only problem is that Bea believes Hailey needs to be toughened up...through more wedgies. This is a really bizarre training method, I must say.

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August 2024 Poll Image!

Teagan seems to have developed such a wonderful form of motivation for Kim! The atomic wedgie stops Kim from looking around and getting distracted. All the chubby goth can do is focus on peddling...and the burning sensation in her butt crack.

Who knows, maybe we'll get to see if Kim's butt fits into those teeny tiny shorts in the future...

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August 2024 Weekly Sketch 2

You wouldn't think it, but swimmers are just as capable of giving as good a wedgie as any football jock. Aoi Asahina is just using Kim to prove that, given a diving board, a pro swimmer can be just as dangerous to your underwear as any jock!

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August 2024 Weekly Sketch 1

Hailey has challenged Princess Daisy to a soccer match, and Hailey is winning! At least...Hailey has the ball, so that technically means she has the advantage, right?

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August 2024 Image Poll results and Weekly Sketches

The workout method has been decided! Teagan is going to put Kim onto an exercise bike to help the chubby goth lose a few pounds. For safety reasons, Teagan may have to secure Kim firmly to the bike (can't have our dorky goth falling off and getting hurt, right?). Additionally, as Teagan is such a good friend she will be using Kim's tighty whities to really motivate the goth and make her feel the burn!

Also, I'm going to take the results of the second poll. As there wasn't a landslide victory, Kim and Hailey will continue to be humiliated by the characters suggested here. Poor goth dorks.

This post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics,  ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas) because I don't want to use someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the  characters  have to be firmly 18+.

For this month's Weekly Sketches the genre is: jocks.

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