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Chapter 29 - From the Slums to the Palace

The more Nori brushed, the dirtier she felt. When she had been covered in grime, that had just been the way of life. But once she removed the splotches from her tan skin, the clean parts served to ...

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Chapter 28 - Orphan

“Okay, take your kitchen shears and cut along the top of the shell. Just let it chip off. Don’t go all the way. Don’t hit the meat.”

Nori demonstrated as she spoke, taking a cluster o...

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Chapter 27 - Seeking Harmony

Archie’s feet slid across the dirt as he dug in and squatted, solidifying his base. With a powerful step forward, he unleashed a mass of noodles that made a warbling sound as they stretched and e...

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Chapter 26 - Draining

“He does not like you,” Brûlée told Julienne during their second week of lessons.

Julienne watched as Orzo grabbed Yarrow’s shoulder and laughed over some inside joke.

“He’s...

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Chapter 25 - Roasting

Julienne missed many things about Ambrosia City, but he did not miss its air. Everything was so packed together, forcing a hundred otherwise pleasant aromas condense into one overwhelming, unidenti...

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Chapter 24 - Grating

Julienne softened his footsteps as he neared the quarters where he had grown up. He heard voices coming from an anteroom, wondering if they belonged to his parents. There were two, a man and a woma...

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Chapter 23 - Bubbling

The welcome at Toral’s gates had been enough for Julienne. Unfortunately, it had not been enough for the people of Toral.

Trumpets blared as a well-organized crowd of lords and ladies bowed...

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Chapter 22 - Stewing

“So, Julienne,” Mindy started as the carriage hurtled past the countless vineyards and chateaux of Labrusca. “Are you excited to be going home?”

Julienne stretched his neck to one sid...

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Chapter 21 - A Parade of Stags

The air grew stale in the harbor. The wind dared not blow. Even the waves subsided, crashing on the rocks beyond the cove but not willing to rock the Harper ship. A dozen large ships and three doze...

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Chapter 20 - The Angel of the Docks

“Ship coming in!”

“Ship coming in!”

The call echoed through the harbor, accompanied by the ringtingting of a little bell. Nori pushed off Sauter’s boat and swam ...

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Chapter 19 - The Legend of the Charmant Truffle

“So what’s the deal with this truffle, anyway?” Yarrow asked as the carriage bumped along. They had to clear the Roots before giving the horses a full course of movemash.

Oliver shifted...

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Chapter 18 - The Queen of the Cafe

“Attention!”

Julienne snapped up at the call. Every Chef stood at attention. Even Uncle Julienne. It didn’t matter that he was technically Executive Chef. It didn’t matter if somethin...

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Chapter 17 - Learning to Chill

A thousand smells filled the kitchen. Mint, rosemary, thyme, and something lemony that Picea identified as a mint leaf called lemon balm. Turnips, parsnips, onions, all serving as a complement to t...

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Chapter 16 - Rough

The impact of the quarterstaffs sent a stinging jolt up Archie’s arm. Even as the aggressor, each hit hurt. First he felt it in his knuckles, then his elbow, then his shoulder. Soon, his entire a...

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Chapter 15 - Initial Assessments

“There’s only one rule in fighting. If you die, you lose.”

Picea paced back and forth in the training ground of the yard. The Academy crew plus Hawthorn stood at attention in a line. View Post

Chapter 14 - Change of Plans

“You’re not going to be able to meet the Bhante,” Hawthorn said as he barged into Archie’s room.

Sutton shrieked and dropped a book. Archie jumped—more at Sutton’s reaction than H...

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Chapter 13 - Enlightenment

“Am I supposed to achieve inner peace or something?”

Barley glared at Archie. Archie didn’t know Barley knew how to glare.

“You said you wanted to experience our culture,” Bar...

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Chapter 12 - Once a Harper...

“So Nori,” Shiso chatted while they worked. “What was it like growing up on Kiham?”

Kiham was the prize island of Uroko. Situated in the midst of the Urokan archipelago, Kiham had the...

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Chapter 11 - Judge of Character

“As I was saying, on my thirtieth birthday, before I was king, I visited Ambrosia City and had the privilege of being served by Colby. He made a special dish, just for me, that he called…the Ki...

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Chapter 10 - The Commoner King

Nori hadn’t brought a dress to Khala, just her Chef jacket, cold weather clothes, and some rags to sleep in. So when she needed to get dressed for a dinner with the king of Khala, she stared in s...

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Chapter 9 - Preserverance

“Here she comes, right on time! The Pruh-zerv-er-ance!” Sauter hollered.

“Do you mean the perseverance?” Nori asked in an attempted correction.

“Nope!”

While Nori watc...

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Chapter 8 - A Distance Away

As the ground sloped down to the harbor, the chaos of the city ramped up. Ramshackle buildings, always under construction and repairs, were crammed together so tight that only children could naviga...

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Chapter 7 - Raw Meat

After washing up, brushing the undercoat out of a yak, washing up, chopping wood, and washing up again, Archie’s hands still smelled like yak dung. 

It didn’t have the knockout quali...

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Chapter 6 - Yappin' and Yakkin'

“What’s that?” Archie pointed at a compact array of dirt disks stuck to a stone wall. Near the monastery, none of the buildings had the disks, but the farther out Hawthorn led them, the more ...

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Chapter 5 - The Muscle of the Monastery

The next morning, Archie and company met downstairs to eat breakfast. They didn’t feel comfortable helping themselves to the kitchens of the Monastery, so they sat in the great public dining area...

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Chapter 4 - Settling In

Archie’s headache lasted through the night. If the layout of the monastery weren’t so simple, he’d have gotten lost getting to his room. Whereas the ground floor was open to the public, the u...

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Chapter 3 - Arriving in Khaldeer

As the road wound between two mountains, the first signs of Khaldeer started to show. Inns welcomed newcomers. Temples gave departures one last place to pray for safe travel. Barracks stood ready t...

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Chapter 2 - The Legend of the Wendigo

“Hold on, hold on. I don’t like having my back to the open.” Blanche picked up her bedroll and situated herself between Archie and Barley. She pulled her blankets up to her chin and grinned. ...

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Book 2 - Chapter 1 - A New Journey

Book 2 - The Summer of Legends

Archie had always called the hills between Sain and Ambrosia City ‘mountains.’ And why shouldn’t he? They stood hundreds of feet tall, the largest ...

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[AN: Patreon stuff, book 2 blurb, book 1 thoughts, AMA]

And that's The Academy of Ambrosia.

I have a lot of thoughts. I'll try to section them out so you can scroll through and decide which ramblings are worth your time.

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