"The Nope Jutsu?" Sakura asks. "What kind of name is that?"
"Who cares about the name?" Naruto asks angrily. "Kakashi is teaching emo-brow such a powerful technique, meanwhile all I ...
2023-07-25 12:48:09 +0000 UTC View PostEnjoy the chapter.
Enjoy the chapter.
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Rarely, by which I mean once or twice in the week I've had them, the collection...
2023-07-22 16:20:42 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for the delay, my life's been... hectic.
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I stare at my laid-back sensei, my thoughts roiling.
I'd known about The Chūnin Exams ...
2023-07-18 18:29:30 +0000 UTC View Post'When did my house become the designated meeting spot for the team?' I wonder as Naruto and Sakura show up at my door together, already embroiled in some nonsensical argument, about pe...
2023-07-11 13:52:26 +0000 UTC View PostWe run back.
Kakashi suggests it, and no one argues with him on it. For one thing, it's faster and more engaging, and none of us really feel eager to spend the next two and a half days in a s...
2023-07-10 09:50:24 +0000 UTC View PostWithin the bright green flames, whose uncomfortable heat I can feel from so far away, my sharingan just manages to make out Ken Ishimura.
I guess I know what the signal was now.
Or mayb...
2023-07-09 09:57:07 +0000 UTC View Post"Anyway," Kakashi says, carrying on the conversation, "if you're telling them, my advice would be for you to do it now, because I'm pretty sure Naruto's already making friends with the girl's broth...
2023-07-08 10:52:13 +0000 UTC View PostNaruto rushes ahead to walk with the family, happily regaling them with one of his many wild and (I sometimes suspect) made-up stories.
Sakura moves to follow, but notices that I'm not walkin...
2023-07-04 11:49:05 +0000 UTC View PostTo whom it may concern:
As of this post, there are now three official tiers on my Patreon; Jackpot jr!!! Jackpot!!! And Jackpot sr!!!
Jackpot Jr costs two dollars and rewards you with o...
2023-06-30 23:53:57 +0000 UTC View PostSpringtree is exactly what I'd expected, a small, rustic village out in the country, full of people who've known each other their entire lives; people who've likely never laid eyes on a ninja befor...
2023-06-30 23:46:59 +0000 UTC View PostRolling green hills and a bright blue sky surround us for miles as we make our way down the little dirt road to Springtree.
According to our map and the last sign we saw, we should be less th...
2023-06-30 23:37:53 +0000 UTC View PostIno Yamanaka
Three Months Ago
It actually takes a lot of effort to look like you're not putting in any effort.
In fact, many people wo...
2023-06-30 23:33:09 +0000 UTC View Post"Woohoo! We're going on a mission! Yeah!" Naruto screams, uncaring of the attention his exuberance draws upon us as we walk down the street.
"Stop screaming," Sakura snaps, swatting the boy u...
2023-06-26 21:13:00 +0000 UTC View PostThis chapter was supposed to start Team 7's mission, but it kinda took on a life of its own and became this.
Please don't hate me if you don't like it.
" …Well, I'm sure our mission's still gonna be cooler; it's a B-rank, and we're guarding cargo going all the way to Wave."
You can get acc" …Well, I'm sure our mission's still gonna be co...
2023-06-21 12:34:44 +0000 UTC View Post"You look homeless," Sakura observes as we follow Kakashi down the busy morning streets of the village.
Naruto looks at me, observes me for several seconds, then nods in agreement: "She's rig...
2023-06-19 22:23:10 +0000 UTC View PostI gave up on trying to come up with interludes for other characters. Maybe later.
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A lot more goes into a ninja mission than the average pers...
2023-06-17 18:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostA Hinata POV chap no one asked for. Hope it's good at least.
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Hinata Hyūga
One Year Ago
2023-06-16 20:17:21 +0000 UTC
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I can't believe another week went by without me posting again. I'm sorry everyone. Here's the chapter.
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Kakashi tosses me a kunai and I snatc...
2023-06-14 16:15:17 +0000 UTC View PostI wrote this half asleep. I apologize in advance.
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Naruto Uzumaki
"So, what's the wind jutsu you're going to teach me?...
2023-06-06 17:36:44 +0000 UTC View PostThis chapter was supposed to have the POV of all the three Team Seven members.
Naturally, Sakura took up the whole thing. Greedy girl.
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"Kakashi," I say, "please put down my teammate."
"Okay," the jōnin agrees, and promptly dumps the bound and gagged Naruto on the hard ground.
Sakura winces in sympathetic pain. I let o...
2023-06-03 07:56:11 +0000 UTC View PostHappy new month, everyone.
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Kakashi had said for us to meet at my house at 07:00 A.M. today; I'm ready by 06:15.
This is because, the l...
2023-06-01 17:55:36 +0000 UTC View PostDamn, a whole week without posting. It won't happen again, I promise.
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Naruto Uzumaki
That big-headed bastard, Naruto ...
2023-05-30 07:28:57 +0000 UTC View PostSakura Haruno
Her walk home was quiet and uneventful so far, and Sakura Haruno was glad for it; she didn't think she could handle any sort of excitement right now.
With...
2023-05-24 19:10:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhat if he wasn't lying? I wonder. What if Kakashi wasn't lying about what he said of the village wanting us as candidates for a new Sannin team?
He'd said he was lying, tru...
2023-05-22 19:24:21 +0000 UTC View Post"Well," Kakashi says, "the higher-ups think that you three have the potential to be the next great thing. You know, like The Sannin were.
"So, uh…" He gives us a thumbs up. "No pressure." 2023-05-20 22:09:33 +0000 UTC View Post
"Guys," I say, "let's kick his fucking ass."
My teammates concur.
Honestly, fuck the bell. I just want to land one punch on his stupid, smug face.
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And here's that fight scene I promised you guys forever ago.
Hope you enjoy it.
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"Naruto," I say, "no more clones." 2023-05-17 07:07:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for going AWOL the last few days; updates should increase now.
Enjoy.
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There are many advantages to being a ninj...
2023-05-12 08:32:28 +0000 UTC View Post