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#828 Onions Once in a While

Humans sometimes remember to turn back to a health-conscious lifestyle.


I was vividly reminded of this after the recent sauna escapade.


Huh? It’s usual for women...

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#827 Sauna has no Boundaries

Sure enough, the sauna became a huge hit at the farm.


The main enthusiasts were the orcs and goblins.

They really seem to enjoy that macho vibe.


Sitting in t...

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#826 Regulated Enthusiasm

The true essence of life is all about lazing around leisurely.

Pure bliss.


The lesson I learned from President the Lifeless King, a legend from the Showa era, was just that.<...

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#825 Shutting Down a Workaholic

President the Lifeless King.


In some ways, the most terrifying opponent stood before me.

Have I ever felt such fear since coming here?


But! I’m determined ...

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#824 An Economic Undead

Back when the Lifeless King, now known as the President, was still a living human...


He was summoned to this fantasy land from another world about half a century ago, right during ...

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#823 The Last Fool

It wasn't long before something washed up on the shore near the farm.


At first glance, it seemed nothing more than a simple drowned corpse.

After all, all there is is a skele...

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#822 Improving the Labor Environment

Humans must work in a humane environment.


And so, it’s time to improve the working conditions!


You see... 

Orkubo’s and Gobukichi’s marriages made...

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#821 The Kotatsu that Ruins People

Winter continues its grip.


It’s cold.


But we’ve lived long enough on this farm that our amenities have improved.


Even our measures against the...

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#820 In a Quarrel, Both Parties are to Blame

“I play nice, and you get cocky! There’s just no reasoning with you! True love for the beloved Mt. Eternity is claimed by might, not talk!”

“Dealing with Mt. Eternity is a hassle I’...

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#819 Problem Child vs. Problem Child

Some might have forgotten, but I do have a main weapon in my possession.

It goes by the name Wicked-Holy Sword Dreischwartz, part of the venerable Seven Sacred Swords or something along those...

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#818 Regarding a Sacred Mountain

One Hundred Otherworldly Famous Mountains.


Ah, how nostalgic. I was even involved in editing that masterpiece of dedication from Golden Bat.


An S-rank adventurer w...

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#817 The Outbreak of a Great War

These days, I’m still not quite over the lethargy after Orkubo’s Castle ended.


Just as I was nursing the lingering desire to snuggle under a kotatsu, an emergency visitor barge...

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#816 The Immortal King vs The Princess

A match?


Between Sensei, the Lifeless King, and Letasreit?!


A one-on-one duel without any interruptions?!


“Your growth is something I yearn to w...

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#815 A Crazy Teacher and Student

Good work, everyone. It’s me again.


This year’s Orkubo’s Castle has wrapped up without a hitch.

As this event ends, I can’t help but feel the year itself is ending. I...

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#814 The Other Pair of Newlyweds: The Wife’s Side

My name is Carp.

I’m a teacher at the prestigious Mermaid Witch Academia.


I am the stern educator of future merladies at a school dedicated to their upbringing.

I str...

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#813 The Other Pair of Newlyweds: The Husband’s Side

I am Gobukichi.

The ultimate evolved goblin, the Takehaya Susano-o Goblin.


I’m married.


Indeed, I am a goblin who, against all odds, has taken a wife and e...

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#812 A Certain Young Man’s Sumo Tournament

I’m Neyote, and I turned 15 this year.


I’m just your typical guy from a tiny village in the Human Kingdom.


I lead an honest, simple life, taking care of my you...

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#811 Had Paths Not Crossed, Blood Would’ve Remained Unshed

“Whew! What a wild ride that was…!”


It has only been a few minutes since I started wearing the Loincloth of Love.

Basking in Platy’s love energy, I felt as empowered ...

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#810 Ranked List of Affection

The sumo tournament at Orkubo’s Castle is taking an unexpected twist.


It feels less like a sumo wrestling event and more like a couple’s love-bragging contest.


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#809 A Sumo Tournament of Love

You can’t just slap the word ‘love’ on everything and think it’ll fix stuff!


At least, that’s what I thought.

Well, considering they’re newlyweds and probably in ...

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#808 The Wife Barges In

Hey, it’s me again.


The special event at Orkubo’s Castle—the Grand Sumo Tournament—is about to begin.


Humans, demons, merfolk... This mixed-race competitio...

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#807 The Man at the Edge of the Ring

My name is Orkubo.


An orc who swears allegiance to Lord Saint...the owner of the farm.

Though I’m an orc, I now have a family and a lovely wife, and some time has passed si...

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#806 The Gathered Sumo Wrestlers – The Mermen’s POV

I feel like I heard someone’s lament of hardship echo somewhere out there today.


It’s me again.


Hunches are nothing more than hunches, though, so I decided to ...

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#805 The Gathered Sumo Wrestlers – The Demons’ POV

My name is Lucife Focale, the Prime Minister of the Demon Kingdom.


I hold a hectic position. 

So hectic, in fact, that even if I had three or four clones, it wouldn’t ...

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#804 The Gathered Wrestlers – Human Race Version

Every man yearns to be the world’s strongest...!


Thus begins the grand sumo tournament in another world at Orkubo’s Castle.


Warriors from around the globe, whe...

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#803 A Dream Collaboration

Collaboration.


You hear that a lot these days.

When two individuals, who usually do their own thing, come together, it’s called a collaboration.


W...

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#802 Another Season of Orkubo’s Castle

Winter has come.

Another year, another winter.


It’s cold.


With the cold, crops don’t grow. Farming comes to a halt, and everyone braces themselves agains...

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#801 The Seventh Noodle Sense

“The iron plate accepts everything.”


Veil’s spouting weird things again.

I happened to be free at the moment, so I had no choice but to listen.


...Actu...

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#800 An Infinite Perfect Circle

After a year of longing, I finally got to indulge in foil-grilled dishes.


Naturally, I shared them with everyone on the farm, and the response was overwhelmingly positive to the po...

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#799 Wrapping Everything

All right, my year-long wish is finally coming to life.


I got the aluminum foil from Pops Edward.

I smoothly pull it out and tear off a suitable length.


The ...

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