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They are Smol - BBB Chapter 7: Lonesome Road

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Loading bays on long haulers were either one of two things: Full of stationary crap, empty and quiet, or full of moving crap and all hands loading or unloading said cra...

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Update - Smol & Shork

This is going to be a bit of a blog post, but - hell, y'all read stuff all the time so it should be no problem, right?

So first, no worries - Smol is going to come out tomorrow (Monday 2/1/20...

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They are Smol - BBB Chapter 6: The smol fuckin dies lmao

A/N: Hey everyone! I don't know if people even read these things, but I wanted to give you all an update. In the past ... week and a half or so I've been:

- Hit by a car

- Roof...

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SHORK COP: Chapter 1

This is the Return of Technically Sentient, but under a new name. New adventures with the same motley crue that you've been waiting for.

I want to thank Amph for letting me p...

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They are Smol - Boxes, Badguys and Boops, Chapter 5: The best laid plans of mice and men

A/N: So, happy end-of-2020, everybody! I wanted to thank you all for being here for such a wild ride... well I mean, it's not like you had a choice for the year but you did have a choice f...

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G E T H Y P E

Amph takes the mantle of responsibility once more.


Soon(tm)

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November Lewd - SNOWPIERCER

Sellas 2 was primed to be an idyllic garden world. Even in an uncolonized state it served as an ideal way-point along a critical inter-system travel lane. With the oceans full of water, the breatht...

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Podcast Ep #9 - PLOGcast #1

It's a Podcast Blog! Get it? A plogcast


Terrible name, I'm not sorry. This is just a comfy update on what happened, what's going on, and what's happening in the fut...

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops, Chapter 4: Xanatos Gambit

Local systems, especially mixed systems, usually developed somewhat unique habits after a couple hundred years of running things. After a few thousand, those habits and past-times became cherished ...

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Smolcast Ep. 8: How to Market your Idea

This is just a general business "how do I market" rambling, what's worked for me, and how I am trying to grow They are Smol into a vast, evil megacorporation.


YMMV. 

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They are Smol - Badguys, Boxes and Boops: Barhopping, Book-keeping and Bettings

“Can I go now?” Nate complained as his body was tugged firmly to the right, the safety strap on his suit being fastened down a bit too roughly. Captain Sassafras, unamused, st...

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They are Smol - BBB Chapter 2: The kids are alright

The new word that was invented for this story basically means “an epiphany with a gnawing realization, or mixed with regret/remorse”; “an epiphany + a sudden pit in your stomach”. I know th...

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They are Smol - Boxes, Badguys and Boops: Chapter 1

On a trading route, near a comet, was a ship called Perfect.

The ship itself was one of those utilitarian, multi-species hauler ships that you would find anywhere in the Galaxy; univ...

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Howl-oween 2020 Lewd! M/M Oneshot

A/N: Hey everyone! Happy Halloween! This oneshot, although somewhat lewd, is more of the traditional "and fade to black" when it comes to the actual mechanics of things.

This story is styled ...

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November Lewd - Thank.

I am thank. Thank Mr. Skeltal for caliums. Thank turkey for being bird. Thank tols for giving us fabricator codes, cause that's all I want for thankday.


I am also thank that you al...

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Snektember/Snektober Lewd! F/M Fall Camp Counselor oneshot

The wind was hot. Humid. Alien.

Lt. Colonel Randy Dickins (Retired) stared out his office window into the gently swaying tree-line 300 meters from the edge of camp. He inhaled deeply...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large, Epilogue (Part 1?): The Alternative is Medicine

2200AD. 4 Weeks after Field Trip.

*tsk*

The televisions in the human wing didn’t need to make sounds when they changed the channel; it was simply programmed in as a cultural ...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 24: CHUNGUS fears only one thing.

Laverne was seated by herself - well, her and the couple dozen Jornissian infants clinging to her body - on a bench seat along a very human table. The mess hall kitchen hadn’t had a good workout ...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 23: Stand users could be ANYWHERE

“Are we there yet?”

“No, James.” Than mo sighed, carefully and slowly bounce-walking his way into the farm proper. It had been a few moments since the feat, and although ever...

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September Lewd Vote - aayyy it's current month!

Heyas! I hope you enjoy these things - my porn goblin and I work hard on your extra stories to make them both comfy and cuddly and a bit uh... yanno. 

unf. 

Since I heard no s...

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Beach Episode Lewd! August 2020 Patron Reward

Hey everyone! We're working through the backlog, no worries. Please enjoy this actually heartwarming and uh, crotchwarming lewd! 


... look it makes your heart and your junk ge...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 22: A normal field trip with the frizz? NO WAY.

Traditional landing sequences were pretty boring, all things considered, especially among civilian landing craft:

(1) Have the computer do it.

If, for some reason, that didn’...

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How to deal with Theft (and insults)

There's a quote, and I forget to whom it's attributed to, but the person was on stage and was asked how they managed the stress of being in the public eye, to which they responded: "Don't let t...

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August Lewd Vote - yes, we're working through the backlog

And if you listened to the most recent podcast episode, my patrons, you'd know why! So that project is humming along nicely, I can be hands-off for a while and work through those other stories that...

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They are Smol - and Used to it by Now TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY

  

You know, 2020 just is… well, it’s a year and that’s about all we can say about it. The year’s been full of drama, and we’re all exhausted and frazzled and jus...

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Smolcast Ep. 6 - How do I manage a Project?

Hey! This is just my ramblings on how to pick a project you want to do, how to pick the right project to do, how to define it and start work. Hopefully it's useful to y'all!

Mental M...

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Remember that July lewd vote? HERE IT IS + NEWS!

Hey patrons! I know, it's been a minute for the lewd, but there's good reason - so a bit of an update first before you're hurt with the following lewd words:

(1) There's going to be a...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 21: Relive your childhood

The group stood just outside the entrance to the hospital, a sea of baggage, medical equipment, storybooks and fussing parents milling about behind them. Time was of the essence, and discretion is ...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 20: Yet another pun you could not have seen coming. I hurt you because I love you.

IT WAS THE TIME FOR BRUSHIES AFTER ALL.

Moth, the great and honorable and good terrorbeast rocked his body from side to side in a rough approximation of a happy dance, the day’s du...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 19: It's a Weather Balloon

“Yes. Weather balloon. Yes. No, I don’t care what you think you saw, I’m telling you that it’s a weather balloon. Yes.” The Analyst groaned, the Karnakian councilwoman o...

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