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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 18: It's got what Moths crave

This one was, and was happy, and was currently balled up with her not-sisters and sisters and not-bigs and bigs in the soft place that was warm. It had been time since she was, dozing off and wakin...

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Smolcast Ep 5: How to Write ft. Frank Leroux

Hey everyone! This episode is our first ever guest star, Frank Leroux! 

For those of you who don't know, he wrote the phenomenal fan series Smol Detective, found here: <...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large – Chapter 17: I am not sorry about this pun you should have seen it coming

The training manual didn’t cover this.

The mind, alone and dark, mused as it was flooded with information; the manual and seminars were, at best, ways to prepare one for a catastro...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 16: The Fall

Loading Dock 5E, Roughly 10 minutes or so before visitation hours (gone wild gone wrong gone sexual):

“I don’t like these things.” Dr. Silver murmured, looking into the freshly-opened c...

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July Lewd Vote

So we might make this one star-spangled-banner themed, or if we want a wildcard, maple-syrup-we-didn't-gain-our-freedom-for-hundreds-of-more-years-until-we-wrote-a-strongly-worded-letter themed.&nb...

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June Lewd - 2F Karnakians, 1M Smol: SECOND IMPACT

I mean. Might as well make it dramatic~!


The next lewd vote will be up right after this posts. 

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[Ambrosia] chirruped quiet...

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Smolcast Episode 4: When shit goes south

So. I figured this would be a good topic to talk about - even though it's a bit rambly, as I am wont to do, it's unedited. Cause I wanna be real with ya'll.


Also, this is a much sh...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 15: So it's treason, then!

“Really.”

Of all the responses, of all the possible ways that Than mo thought his colleagues would react to him breaking the news of an incurable global pandemic, that CENTRAL was stallin...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 14: Felonies and Flutterbyes

Hey everyone! Sorry for the delay, I was hoping to get this out a bit earlier - but a 2 hour interview and hiring a criminal defense attorney (for dad, not me) kind of ... ate up my day.

But ...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 13: Ring Ring Ring Ring Bananaphone

One of the well-known but unspoken perks of being on the front lines with human integration into multiple-species anything is that… well, everything is them sized when you start...

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June Lewd Vote!

Hey patrons - again, thank you for your support. I hope the most recent short story was as good for you as it was for me... wait. ah. 


hmm. Phrasing. I guess we're not doing p...

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War... War has Changed. (M/F/F NSFW)

  

Dear Ma,

They’ve cycled me to a support company. They say it’s safer here, that I can just sit pretty and wait out the rest of my tour. They say that, but ...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 12: A good excuse to leave quarantine

A/N: Hey everyone! I know this chapter's been a bit late. I'm not going to sit here and complain or bitch or moan; the TLDR is that I got me a bit of the depression/anxiety from losing my job and t...

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The Smolcast: Episode 3 - On Creativity

Hey everyone! Since nobody decided on a topic for the last podcast, it's been left up to dealer's choice! So I figure, something that might be neat is to dive into how I'm creative week after week,...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 11: Correlation does not imply Causation

They say time flies when you’re having fun. This “They”, whomever the them that “they” are, have apparently never worked a job that’s required 100% of your attention, willpower, or emot...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 10: Suppose you supplement a suppository...

The Jornissian patient’s name, since he had not been properly named by any human yet, simply defaulted to JOHN DOE. This was both for medical privacy reasons, and because having people name other...

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May Lewd Vote - First time's the charm edition

 Hey everyone! Hope you enjoyed last month's lewd - we work hard at working the porn goblin to near exhaustion to get you the finest uwu gems from the dildo mines.


... Reading...

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The Smolcast: Episode 2 - Inspirational Works & Books

We're making this a thing! First, sorry for the clicking throughout the episode - dry mouth, and I started talking, so... whoops.

Anyway. This episode, I answer the questions from the patrons...

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April Lewd - 2 Smols 1 Snek

So, first, shoutout and headpats to our porn goblin; this is... 21 pages of story and smut. 


We couldn't do this without you, our patrons. <3 we love you all, and you can c...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 9: Field Trips are better with Frizzle

‘This is bad.’ Juan thought, warm air coming in humid and salty through his sweat-soaked bandanna mask.

The sun crested to it’s zenith in the sky, beating down warm, life-giving light a...

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The Smolcast: Episode 1 - What started it all

If you've ever wondered what could drive a man to start a science fiction shitpost and let it take over his life... this is that story.

It's a long listen, but it's one hell of a rollerco...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 8: Do not use body heat to start cults.

Roughly 10 seconds.

It took roughly 10 seconds for a karnakian chick to eventually float back down to earth after a round of “upsies”. Using his lightning-fast mind, Than mo did the math ...

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Additional Bennie

Hey y'all. Quick question that I'm mulling around as I'm doin' research:

Would you like a candid patron-only podcast? Maybe once a month or so, but just something where if you have a lore que...

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No you don't understand!

Hey patrons - thanks again for supporting the team. We've had this art in the making for a while now, and what with everyone being stuck at home our artist friend has been able to finally knock thi...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 7: Everyone's screaming. Again.

All the potat knew was safety, warmth, and the steady breathing of her sisters, not-sisters and not-brothers. Potat thought she was on her back, but there were so many new denmates that sh...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 6: Human medical tech is best

30 Hours almost always seems like a long time.

Well. If you want to be pedantic about it, then we’d have to define almost every word in there except 30. And “a”. Point is, 30 hours is a...

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APRIL LEWD VOTE - CAUSE I FORGOT A THING

 

Hey hey peop-

Wait wrong intro. Let's get this vote out onto a tray.

NICE.

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For those of you who've never voted, it goes ...

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March Lewd - M Karnakian F Smol

Hey everyone! So I know we're doing a bit of a departure for what we usually do for lewds, but like.... ok, just hear me out a moment.

So for those of you who don't know, every month...

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They are Smol Doctors at Large - Chapter 5: Potat. Together. Strong.

Big was big.

Big was big because she was big. This one was not as big as big, or as big as sisters. This one was runt, but it was ok. This one knew when to burrow and when to wiggle and when ...

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THE ACTUAL FEBRUARY LEWD 2: HORS CAN'T READ BOOGALOO

So apparently words are hard. Writing words, yes. And reading words too. Like...

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....so anyway. As my wonderful, amazing patron khantigre pointed out.... uh. I wrote the wrong thi...

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