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[Mildly Early Access] GAME OF THE YEAR BABY

GAME OF THE YEAR, BABY.

Here's the Somewhere in the Shadow video (finally) as promised. Shame it wasn't RISK Geoguessr, but its still funny all the same.

Hope you guys had a good Christ...

The Nature of Failure - A Year in Review.

This post might be a long one, but I've decided to do a bit of self-reflection on the past year and - i...

[Early Access] The Game of Life: Made Worse.

The first video for this lovely holiday period is complete. Once again, this video is way too long. Hell, the rough cut of this video was two hours long, which is the longest I've ever had...

[Patreon Only] 2 Big 2 Foot.

Even though it's available on YouTube, I've decided it's best to put the Bigfoot video directly onto Patreon so people are able to find it easier.

I'll be doing the same for Somewhere in the ...

[Early Access] The Good-Bad Horror Game Video Essay

It is done, my friends. My second video essay.

Bit of a shorter one, but one I've been dying to make for some time.

Hope you guys like the random-ass clips thrown in here and there. I'm...

[Slightly Early Access] The Portal 2 Torture Cube.

That's a wrap on video 1 of 2 for November. Stay tuned for a video essay and (if you're feeling masochistic) check out the maps for yourself in the description :)

CITIES SKYLINES BABYYY

it was inevitable. you know it was.

I finished this one last week but missed the embargo drop sadly because of [reasons].

Hope this'll tide you guys over while I finish this 2 hour geog...

[Early Access] The Arma Rat Hunt

At long last, it's done. And I honestly think I can say - with no hyperbole - that this is one of the best videos i've ever made. That's my opinion at least.

It was a pain in the ass to edit,...

Second Time's a Charm.

Okay, we're going to be taking a second crack at Arma again - this sunday, August 13th, at 7:30 PM British Summer Time.

Hope we'll be able to get 100 of you for this again, s...

[Early Access] INSANE Catan.

You know what I always felt was missing from Settlers of Catan? Warfare.

Nuclear Weapons. Fallout.

Oh and of course, a little bit of trolling :)

This is the first of three videos ...

I Need Your Help, Gamers

We've got a big opporunity for you, my friends.

While I've got another 8 videos in the pipeline (including that RISK Geoguessr video), I have another idea.

I will not say what ...

[Early Access] The Maps from RISK Geoguessr

So if you're on the Discord (which you should be), you'll likely be wondering what exactly was going on the other night.

Well - we've done another Geoguessr Custom Map thing, and once again i...

[Game] Horogaem - "Crypt II Beta 1.16"

Just so it doesn't get lost in the discord, here's a direct download link for the "game" from the "Get Gaslit, Loser" video.

It's a terrible little asset flip, but it does actually w...

[Early Access] Get Gaslit, Loser

This piece of shit has really drained the life out me, again. But it's done :)

Tomorrow I'll also upload a free little bonus video for you guys - I finally found the footage from a lost 'Some...

[Early Access] There's an Imposter in Satisfactory.

Yes, that's not the real video's title. I have an AI that chooses all my titles/thumbnails, and it says this is the best option I could come up with. 

This is the first of three videos I...

Madness. Madness, and Stupidity.

I feel like I'm losing my mind over this one. This post will be a bit long, but stick with me - I want your opinion on this.

The Conundrum

At every turn, this Campaign ...

[Early Access] ChatGPT makes a Board Game.

Finally done. This one really kicked my ass - there is an absolute ton of graphics on it.

Stay tuned for a little, ACTUAL filler video - and then CNA. :)

Oops, I've done it again.

How many times must I learn this lesson?

So as you're not doubt aware, it's been a wee bit now since I've actually, y'know, uploaded something - which isn't because I haven't been wo...

[Early Access] I have stared into the pits of hell, and they have no urinals.

Woohoo, April Fools has come a day early.

This just happens to me sometimes. I'll get some idea in my head that suddenly consumes every waking moment of my life for like a week, and making Cr...

[Early Access] please help me escape aaaaaa

Oh hello, another long-ass video that is essentially me buying more time for Campaign for North Africa. Who knew that would take so long huh?

The Story So Far...

I realized that it's been a while since I've done an actual update on all these concurrent projects, so I figured I'd rope you in on the scoop here.

After a long winter break (and a detour wi...

[Early Access] The Intruder Torture Video

At long last, the year has begun.

It's actually been a while since I've put out any kind of patreon update - so I hope you're on the discord, since I post much more often on there.

Enjo...

[Early Access] The Hurricane Board Game

Here it is, finally. Those animations were a bit of bonus pain on top, but it was definitely worth the effort.

I'll be taking a break over the holidays of course, but we'll be back in January...

[Early Access] Civ: Beyond the Fence

Here's a delaying action - should give me the time I need to put a wrap on this diplomacy-turned-Christmas video. Not that I don't think this one's actually really funny though.

Christmas Rearrangement.

Whoops, I've gone and done it again.

So originally my plan was to do Campaign for North Africa before Christmas, as you might've gathered from me announcing that project so early on ...

Your Draft Letter has Arrived.

The time has finally come.

Ever since I started doing all this torture stuff, I've been hearing one thing over and over again: "Hey Vale, when are you gonna play The Campaign for Nort...