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[Early-ish Access] Trapped in the Torment Nexus.

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HOW CAN I SLEEP WHILE MY BED IS BURNING??

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A Post Most Expected

Good evening, my friends.

It is, unfortunately, the post you're probably expecting to see.

To say I'm heartbroken is an understatement. I've been crunching to hell and back trying to ma...

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[Early Access] Maivi locks me in a Room.

Man am I excited to finally have this one done. It's been months in the making - only, it wasn't me making it.

I'm also going to do a little experiment with YouTube shorts to see wha...

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[Early Access] Poop Monopoly.

Bingo.

This one will be recorded in the great book of Valefisk lore since it's the origin of the now infamous 'Rubbie' joke. We've really been rubbing that one out over the past coup...

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT IT'S NOT IT'S NOT IT'S

Hello there, my friends. It's been a while.

Before I explain what's been going on these past few months, here's what the next two are going to look like.

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[Early] Making England a Black Hole in EU5.

Would've been yesterday, but somebody recorded this video in HDR which screwed up the colours (repeatedly).

See adjacent Patreon post for more info about what's going on.

See y...

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[Early Access] Guess Whomstโ„ข

Bada bing bada boom, guess whom.

This one took a lot more work than I'd originally planned but I think it turned out pretty damn good. Hope you enjoy, and it tides you over until next wee...

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The Monthly Cry for Help (June)

My friends and compatriots, good evening. It's been another month with yet more change, so I'll get right down to it and try to keep it short.

CNA

The big kabookie. I'm pretty deep in...

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[Not EA] Stardew Valley on x10 Speed.

Okay well, that took me longer than I expected. But it is done :)

Big shout out to Teddy for sabotaging everything.

With that, we've got one more video for May, and then it is time<...

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The I-Can't-Believe-it's-Not-March Monthly Update (April)

Time moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you'll realise two full months have passed since you've done an update. Missing one of these the very second month after a...

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My Economy is Run on Hatred

Bada bing bada boom. There's video #2 for February.

This one was a lot of fun to actually play, despite how it might look. It also makes me look very bad at Civ 7. This is because I ...

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Monthly Update (February)

What the hell is this then?

After a two month long sick period at the end of last year where I simply ceased to exist, I realised I'd love to be more transparent w...

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[Early Access] 5D Diplomacy.

It's finally here.

Took me a lot longer than I had originally thought to wrap this one up - but I guess I should expect that at this point. The extra animations slowed me down.

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[Preview] 5D Diplomacy Intro (oops)

Oops, i've done it again.

My plan was to have the 5D Diplomacy video done and dusted as my end-of-year capstone, but rather than do that I instead used all my time making this sick-ass intro....

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[Early Access] Gamblefisk

Thanks to my patented formula, I can now guarentee a 100% loss rate at the slots. You're move :)

This is video #2 for what was supposed to be a 4-video December. However, I may or may not hav...

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[Early Access] just one more lane...

Have you considered? Have you suffered?

I solved traffic.

Hope you enjoy. See you next week for 5D Diplomacy :)

(Make sure to check out the update post as well)

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The 'Fun' Update. (And CNA)

Where I've Been.

Hello my friends. It's been a minute.

I had big plans for these last months of 2024, but things (as always) didn't turn out the way I'd expected.

...

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[Early Access] ๐Ž๐ข๐ฅ ๐“๐ฒ๐œ๐จ๐จ๐ง ๐’๐ข๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐š๐ญ๐จ๐ซโ„ข

Bada bing, Bada boom. Told ya we'd have two videos this week :)

This one is a little bit...unusual, but given the contents I think you can forgive me. I'm still dumbfounded as to why and who ...

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CNA | FAQ

I've been meaning to do a little FAQ for the CNA video, since it seems people really really really want this video to be complete.

I will not be more than vague, because I have big p...

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[Early Access] CS2, but there's an Imposter...

Bingo.

This one took longer than expected, so you'll get another this week.

Enjoy ;)

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[Early Access] Civ, but there's 90 Gorllion Barbarians

:)

I had fun.

That's video 2/3 for August.

See you guys on the weekend.

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My Minecraft Bones Hurt

We're so back.

I briefly touched on it at the end here, but this was supposed to come out in July - until I got sick. So I'm about a month off my calendar but other than that we're good :) View Post

[Early Access] Realistic Monopoly

Bada bing bada boom.

The month of may is finally at an end, because this horrifying monstrosity is complete.

Honestly, really love how this video turned out. The board game looks amazin...

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[Patreon Exclusive] Mildly Drunk Mario Party

Finally - one of the two videos I wanted out in May is completely finished :)

This is a little (little meaning 48 minutes, apparently) exclusive video for just you guys to enjoy. Thi...

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[Live] The CK3 Murder Olympics

What's that? Another video in just a week? Crazy man. What happened to the real Valefisk.

Sadly this one had to go live so it there was no early preview as per usual, but I'm ho...

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[Early Access] I Can't Believe it's Not CNA!

Yep. This is where my life has gone to over the past month or so. It's my longest ever video by a full fifteen minutes, and far more complicated than I thought it would be. He...

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It is coming...

So, this weeks video was, unironically, going to be the long awaited Campaign for North Africa video.

As usual however, I (mildly) overestimated how much time it was going to take to...

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[Early Access] Definitely not CURSED Intruder.

The brand new definitely unseen video is good to go, my friends.


Sorry for taking it down for a day there. That won't happen again.

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[Early Access] Intruder, Anyone?

Here we are - another round of Intruder custom maps, only this time the things I have made have left deep scars in the minds of its players.

This video is a lot less...focused, than I would h...

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