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Chrono Cross 33: Initializing EricNet [Sea of Eden]

Please insert disc 2. This time we’re closing out characters with third techs, jumping on a tombstone, giving a book to a homeopathic surfer, eating children, pushing blobs for butterflies, kicki...

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Parasite Eve 11: Blood History [Day Six, Liberty Island and Navy Cruiser]

No one can believe this shit. On Parasite Eve’s final episode, we’re dramatically sitting on an Egyptian throne, assembling the ugly mama, gobbling immunosuppressants, screaming the name of my ...

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Chrono Cross 32: Master Supplier Hammer [New Marbule (Home)]

We’ve got our Serge boy body back. With that we’re populating the island of misfit toys, dreaming of vegetables, resonating a sword, changing animations, divining dragon falls, industrializing ...

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Parasite Eve 10: Cops Looting Dinosaurs [Day Five, Museum of Natural History]

Every game has a Krelian’s Lab. This time we’re talking body part strength, following ghost Klamp, answering trivia questions for medical supplies, slaying troodons, walking through the rainfor...

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Chrono Cross 31: Serge, Dick Out [Fort Dragonia (Home)]

Blushing, I walk the royal carpet. This time we’re answering riddles, introducing Orcha to himself, forgetting to save, recruiting ghosts as techs, fighting Evil Serge, learning the history of th...

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Parasite Eve 9: Genuflecting Above a Manhole [Day Five, Chinatown Sewers]

Don’t learn the system until it forces your hand. On this episode we’re detailing soylent, separating cats from rats, debating grenade launcher density, smelling rotten meat, evading darkness i...

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Chrono Cross 30: Positive Bird Energy [White Dragon + Forbidden Isle (Home)]

Listen to the planet’s woes, humans. As we consecrate our dragon destiny, we’re also wrecking creatures of legend, watching Orlha kick ass then kicking Orlha’s ass, referencing a dimensional ...

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An assortment of news and updates about this podcast

I haven't done a post in a bit. It is time to post.

Chrono Cross recording is complete, including two more upcoming bonus episodes. The main series caps off at 40 episodes, i...

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Review: NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139...

Join us for a review of a brief retrospective on the original NieR and a review of NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139...

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Parasite Eve 8: Respective Jerkoff Rooms [Day Four, St. Francis Hospital]

Everyone is either dead or evacuated. This time we’re repairing wires, rescuing live human beings, duplicating trading cards, fiddling with liquid nitrogen, masturbating at a doctor’s office, m...

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Chrono Cross 29: Talkin' About Dragons [Earth Dragon + Green Dragon + Fire Dragon + Water Dragon]

What powers doth thou seek? While we scour the world for relics, we’re jumping in the sand boil, breaking down the Fossicker, blowing up local wildlife, combining philosophy with destiny and viol...

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Parasite Eve 7: Poor Questions to Ask Your Ghost Sister [Day Four, St. Francis Hospital Basement]

Is there a sperm bank nearby? This time we’re encouraging our buddy, wondering why Eve attacked the precinct, trading mod permits for cards, guarding the base, loving jank, fumbling with card key...

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Chrono Cross 28: Please, Someone Call Me a Manly Mariner [Magical Dreamers + Black Dragon]

Aye, landlubber…!? This time we’re reforming Fargo, motivating mistreated laborers, missing metaphors, conducting a speech synthesis play, dissecting stage plays in RPG’s, exterminating all m...

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Parasite Eve 6: Abolish the Police [Day Three, NYPD Precinct #17]

Let go, Ben. Sheeva is sick. Today we’re sorting through a wrecked police station, trashing a Shinto charm, receiving ammo from dead cops, stealing desks, misjudging gun damage, disappearing Torr...

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Chrono Cross 27: Our Two Finest Soldiers and Two Idiots [Isle of the Damned (Another)]

You are Lynx-kinds. Well, ok. Today we’re playing the Yggdrasil’s theme, Kidding with Marcy, protecting Riddel from scum, tracking down the Spice Boys, spitting exclamation points, flashing bac...

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Parasite Eve 5: Her Outstanding Genetic Mutation [Day Three, Soho and Museum of Natural History]

Road rules don’t apply here anymore. Today we’re waking up in a soggy bedroom, looting a pharmacy, making tapes, refusing to upgrade, practicing poor gun safety, stealing large guns, modifying ...

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Chrono Cross 26: Fluid of the Eyes [Surprise Attack!!!]

The ground here is hot. This time we’re confronting Radius with Radius, rubbing a child’s head, getting in a real time turn based fight, boarding the reflection bridge, churning resolution from...

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Parasite Eve 4: A Tetsuo Amalgamation [Day Two, Central Park]

Come, my dear, let’s go for a ride. This time we’re getting a break in the case, retiring a dog, speeding out of a parking garage, igniting clothing, slaughtering zoo animals, attending a conce...

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Chrono Cross 25: Legendary Antifa Supersolider [Back to Viper Manor (Another)]

We are the Chrono Crossers. Today we’re jailing the Fake Net, playing bad cop bad cop, standing by in the parlor, putting Norris on Norris, making the Hell Cook, unmasking the spy, turning valves...

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Parasite Eve 3: Your Favorite Urban Noise [Day Two, Natural History Museum]

Can I evolve out of my appendix? Today we’re framing a town as a police station, chopping it up with Warner and Nix, touching on the Manga, counting desks in the briefing room, meeting German she...

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Chrono Cross 24: A Human Remix [Back to Termina (Another)]

Ye be me!? Today we’re meeting a realistic dragon, acquiring Denadorite, shewing away shadow cats, taking refuge at Gonji’s, finding our living dead dragon mother, hearing Home music in Another...

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Parasite Eve 2: Police Don't Take Biology [Day One, Part II]

Nucleic domination has finally come to an end. This week we’re following ghost children, witnessing a rat mutation, stepping over burned up guys, interrogating a clown, reporting back to base, re...

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Chrono Cross 23: Miguelancholy and the Infinite Sadness [Dead Sea]

The vengeance of the future we killed is about to begin. Today we’re comparing melodies, evaluating Y2K futurism, speculating machine sentience, finding Johnny, spec’ing Zappa, hacking lore wit...

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The Bouncer: 20th Anniversary Retrospective

Yes, we did a The Bouncer one.

01:11 Intro | 02:12 Development Overview & Personal History | 12:12 Prologue | 21:12 Fate Bar | 37:58 Central Square | 41:21 Train Station | 44:24 MSD Cargo...

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Parasite Eve 1: Piano Keys and Sick Guitars [Day One, Part I]

Welcome to episode one of our Parasite Eve miniseries! In this audio transmission we’re fondly recalling rental scenarios, ignoring Europe, summarizing a novel, reading a graphic sex scene, getti...

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Chrono Cross 22: The Jerrykarl Sword [Isle of the Damned (Home)]

Express your intent to the Einlanzer. On this episode we’re using a crab to quell a storm, knocking on death’s door, debating the morality of a sword, going hard in the paint on the masamune, f...

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Chrono Cross 21: Big Time Muppet Show Energy [S.S. Zelbess (Home)]

Rockin, I knew you’d come. This time we’re taking stock of the Zelbess, becoming semi-permanent felines, hurting our back, observing a remorseful pirate, sneaking through a crow’s nest, learn...

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Terranigma 16: The Original Screaming Hole [Chapter Four]

  

My girlfriend is my mother again. On the final episode of this miniseries, we’re waking up as an infant, suffering a heel turn, reborning ourselves, obtaining the arms of the h...

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Chrono Cross 20: Repository of Misfit Dumbasses [Marbule (Home) + S.S. Zelbess]

One. Two. Free. While we listening we’re visiting the muppet house, observing  a haunted island, getting lore injections from Toma, stalking a nocturnal mermaid, hopping aboard a kitschy cru...

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Pods of Fate 6: Radical Dreamers, Part VI

We have made it to the final episode of our Radical Dream. In this episode, we tackle  The Enigmatic Gigaweapon: Paradise X and The Shadow Realm and the Goddess of Death. Totally normal stuff,...

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