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Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 8

Interior, Building Ruins - Day

Smoke fills the air. Tinsel and ribbon lies abandoned amidst the building rubble. Wrapping paper is piled amongst the wreckage. Your ears ring with the aftermat...

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Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 7

Whoah what the heck you guys! I had Part 7 set to auto post like 5 whole days ago and the freakin robots let me down.

I can't believe my solemn promise to deliver you Study Buddy Shenanigans...

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Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 6

Well hi friends! Hope you all are doing well. Anyone have any suggestions for what to do with neighbors who keep bumping bass through your shared wall at all hours? I've tried talking to them nice...

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Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 5

Greeeeeeetings and salutations fellow folks on the internet. Thank you very much for meeting me here in this odd side street of the world wide web. I've got the stuff. It's all packaged up and read...

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Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 4

Well hi dee hoo, cowpokes! Hope your time on the range has treated you well. Come on in, take off your dusty boots and have a sip of Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 4. I made it specifically for cowbo...

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Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 3

Howdy partners! Hope you all are doing well! Normally I'd have something fun and snappy to write here but uh, somehow I'm sick YET AGAIN and my brain is mush. So uh.. Maybe just take a moment and t...

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Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 2

Well well well, look who it is coming round these parts again! Some people might say this town ain't big enough for the two of us, but I think it just means we gotta get up close and personal. 👀...

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Study Buddy Shenanigans

What's up gang!!! Hey hi! How ya'll doing! Hell yeah, dude. Keep rockin and sockin.
Speaking of rocking and socking (said nobody ever) I go a new story for ya'll!
Listen, I've been doing thi...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 30

Hey hi hello! Hope your weekend is off to a good start! And your November I guess, since we're officially halfway through. 🥲

Listen, I got an episode of Marketplace Mischief for ya. Maybe ...

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Marketplace Mischief: Part 29

HI! GUESS WHO IT IS. I know I know. It's been so long 🥲. Ya'll are so sweet and have been so kind. Thank you for being patience while I get my life together. I hope the wait was worth it!! I hav...

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What the heck is going on even? 🥲

Hi friends, sorry for the radio silence! I know I've been MIA and it's because shit has been nuts. In no particular order, my laptop died (again?? I might be cursed), I've been sick, work has been ...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 28

Whoah hey guys. Sorry it's been so long! I've been swamped tbh. Keeping my head above water mostly though, which is good cause the swamp water looks like it tastes gnarly. If only I could give up w...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 27

Hey hey hey! Hope everyone is doing great! I'm doing pretty good! Just juggling 1 million balls, firesticks and chainsaws. Good thing I come from a long line of jugglers who have only rarely exper...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 26

Well howdy!! Got a new episode for ya today! It's a bit on the short side, but that's just because I'm prepping for the, ahem, CLIMAX of Marketplace Mischief. We probably got a solid couple episode...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 25

Hello! Hi! Good morrow! (That last one is for all you medieval peasants out there. How's the internet, peasants? Pretty crazy amirite?)

I have a newwwww episode for you!


In this Epi...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 24

Good freakin golly, gang. How the heck is it thursday already? 🥲 I'm gobsmacked, I'm gobbledygooked, I'm other G words! Good lord. Be good to yourselves, gang! Somebody's gotta.


In thi...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 23

Guten Tag Mein FRUENDS. Hope you're doing SEHR GUT or whatever, idk I don't speak German. Regardless tho I've got you Marketplace Mischief Part 23! Hope you enjoyyyy


In this Episode, Elm ...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 22

Omggg hi! How's everyone dooooooing? Good I hope! I'm good too, you know all things considered. Have you all looked at a tree lately? They're pretty good. I recommend.


In t...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 21

Hellooooooooooooooo world! I have arisen! From the ashes my computer has been fixed! Huzzah. Praise be to the gods of tech and all that jazz. In offering, to them and you, I present Marketplace Mis...

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Don't think I've forgotten about ya'll!

Hey crew! It's been a minute! Sad to say I've had a ill fated tech event (my computer has given up the ghost apparently), which means the next installment of Marketplace Mischief is going to be a t...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 20

Greetings and salutations, crew! Today we're boldly going where nobody has gone before! To read Marketplace Mischief Part 20! Huzzah!


In this Episode, Elm gets their tease on


Ma...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 19

Whoah hi! How's it going? You busy?? That's cool. Don't forget to take some breaks every now and then. Breaks are important. Why not take a break and check out PART 19!


In this Episode, E...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 18

Hi friends! Hope you all are doing well! It's hot, hot, hot where I am rn. I'm off to cool down but before I do here! Marketplace Mischief Part 18!


In this Episode, Elm has another...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 17

Whoah hey hi!!! Been a minute! So sorry. And so sorry to leave you hanging with that cliffhanger, gang (Jk I'm not sorry, I love cliffhangers).

Anyway here it is!! Part 17!


In this ...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 16

Hey hi hello! Don't tell anyone, but I'm actually posting this from the woods. That's the sort of dedication I have to all of you. No hikes, no camping, no Dionysian orgiastic bacchanal is going to...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 15

Oh hey hi! How's it happening? Good? Bad? Somewhere in between? That makes sense. It's a topsy turvy world out there. Here! Have some Marketplace Mischief...



In this Episode, E...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 14

Whoah hey hi there! Bad news, I've been reading some HP Lovecraft. Hope you like a, sexy, smutty story about a towering, ominous, obsidian obelisk that you see whenever you close your eyes because ...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 13

Oh hello, didn't see you there. Probably because I had my eyes closed. This keeps happening, people keep sneaking up on me but I'm just soooo tired. I'm a bad security guard.

Anyway, I got y...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 12

Well hi there, folks! Hope you're hanging in there!! Lord knows that I sure am. The end is in sight, I see the sweet release of death coming ever nearer (jk just the tail end of a crazy workload, I...

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Marketplace Mischief Part 11

Whoah hey hi. Hope you're vibing and also maybe getting some downtime to chill! I'm not but you shouldn't follow my example.

In this Episode, Elm and Avery chat post party

Marketplace ...

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