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Soon to be over...

It might be another tenth-message from Patreon saying "Hey! We don't actually DO adult content; we just pretend to. And if you try to do any actual ADULT CONTENT, we are going to make it REALLY har...

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Sainte-Isabelle Chapter 4

"No, you can't slow it down, or anything. It just pauses, with this little button thingy, only your finger gets sore. Anyway, you have to use it up. You can't get away from that fact," Emma said, l...

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Sainte-Isabelle (Ch: 1, 2, 3)

I wrote this story up as an idea on Dimensions forum ages ago. The trouble with posting stories there, of course, is that I only found out afterward that they lock them and you can't change them on...

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Emily, the clever maid

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Taking a Break and Embracing Freedom

... or how I hit the pause billing button.

"I'm not sure how well that will go down," said Eager Emily. She read through the post again. "Sounds like a title for a French film."

"What d...

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WIP story (updated) -CH: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

So, here's the thing—I've come to a rather eye-

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Angela's farm, Chapter 10

Ding.
Ding.
Ding. 

With great effort, Olivia found her phone on the bedside table. After several failed attempts, she finally opened her eyes and focused on the screen. It was a m...

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College Graduate Finds Huge Success inside a Mukbang Booth

It's no secret that the economy has changed the way we think about employment. With traditional jobs becoming increasingly scarce due to automation, more and more people are turning to alternative ...

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Museum visit


From the Museum guide: 

Demeter reigned supreme as the Goddess of Harvest, Fertility and Food. Resplendent in her luscious curves, she was the embodiment of abundance and pros...

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Entering the world of toy design

From the news article:
Emily E.W., a self-proclaimed cake enthusiast, plunged into the realm of toy design with a groundbreaking vision: to create Barbies that genuinely reflected contempor...

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When in Japan...

Having tremendous time over here.

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The first step in blending in...

Cheers from (currently rainy) Japan.

It's Ichigo (strawberry) season, when sakura blooms and certain, unnamed people stuff their faces with strawberry cakes. 

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Economy Travel

The Lunar corporation sent me to Japan, where I'm typing this from my bed in a tiny, bite-size apartment. Something plays a music down on the street - probably a garbage truck, because in Japan eve...

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Angela's farm, Chapter 9

They left the creamery and headed back to the kitchen. The night was dark and humid. Right in front of them, the lights of the main house flickered like two fireflies, and at a distance, some anima...

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Emily is packing

Pack your bags, folks! It's that time of the year again when Emily turns into a jet-setting globetrotter, leaving a trail of confused airport security guards and empty duty-free shops in her wake. ...

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The moon colonies are expanding...

In the ten years since the LunaTic Corporation's Moon Base opened, one aspect of life on the lunar surface has gained increasing popularity: the so-called Plumper Pods. (The official name is Gravit...

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It's movie time!

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Angela's farm, Chapter 8

"I told you it's like a cloning experiment that worked too well," Sarah said, nudging Olivia with her elbow.

Alyssa Sanders was a big girl. She seemed even larger than Jenna. Her massive bell...

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It's All Medieval to Me

Hark! Beholdeth, yet another glorious image, upon which I hath toiled and striven to elevate its minutiae and particulars to heights unfathomable.

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Angela's Farm, Chapter 7

Olivia slowly opened one eye.
"What the hell happened?" she groaned, but her voice sounded more like an angry bear speaking Dutch than her usual chirpy self. As she tried to sit up, a wave of na...

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A letter to Your Most Gracious Majesty

Your Most Gracious Majesty.

With the utmost humility, I beg to convey that the bestowal of copious food to your illustrious female guards has yielded only a modicum of success.

Although...

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Angela's Farm, Chapter 6

The alarm clock in her head started beeping, and the train stopped. "Dammit," she thought. That's her stupid luck,  just as she was about to enter the ice cream cart. But in a way, it was good...

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Article from the not-too-distant future

Gravity-Defying Secret

The LunaTic corporation's Moon Base has been a rousing success, with humans residing and working on the lunar surface for the past five years. One defi...

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New Dewey Decimal System

This concept had been sitting on my hard drive for over two months.

I've always wondered what would happen to the books on the lower shelves if the librarian continued to grow bigger and bigg...

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Angela's Farm, Chapter 5

If plates of food were a group of clowns and Olivia's stomach was a Fiat 500, it would have been a perfect setup for a visual gag. Instead, it was just called lunch.

It was a rerun of the bre...

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True Emergency

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Emily's college diary - Freshman Year 6/6

A short series based on a "found diary".

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Emily's college diary - Freshman Year 5/6

A short series based on a "found diary".

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Emily's college diary - Freshman Year 4/6

A short series based on a "found diary".

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Emily's college diary - Freshman Year 3/6

A short series based on a "found diary".

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