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The Gamer Chapter 457 - Plans and Time 6 – Heel turn
They came in the morning. Seven boats, wildly different models and paint jobs, pulled into the Guild Hall barrier. ‘Man, I must have really pissed him off,’ John thought as he looked at those v...
2019-01-11 07:28:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 456 - Plans and Time 5 – With a beat in her heart
John: Man, Bearings is an asshole.
Rave: Do tell?
John: His deal was that we trick every one of his current allies, then start serving him (wit...
2019-01-10 06:45:25 +0000 UTC View PostWho a King must do Chapter 10 - Taking the bitch for a walk
With every ‘step’ Maiev crawled through the streets of Stormwind the expression on her face transformed. More and more the arrogant and vindictive warden gave into her new tendencies, with the ...
2019-01-09 08:12:40 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 455 - Plans and Time 4 – Bearings
John entered the restaurant with Aclysia and Beatrice. These two had changed into their maid outfits the moment they were inside the barrier. For the rest of John’s group, they were either watchi...
2019-01-08 06:44:25 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 454 - Plans and Time 3 – Darkness and Invitations
“I am dying, why are you the one fucking crying?” the fading voice of the insane girl came to ask.
“I just hate being so weak…” he sniffed. “You don’t deserve this. If I wasn’...
2019-01-07 05:17:37 +0000 UTC View PostDrip-Fed - Safe Leaf 1
The odd trio was sitting around the kitchen table, or rather the area of the one-room house down from the foot end of Gizmo’s bed where the old man cooked. A kettle was hanging on a hook above th...
2019-01-06 04:27:37 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 453 - Plans and Time 2 – the battle at the Enclave
Scarlett: Son of a whore… Okay, sorry, Bearings and Retropes put their heads together behind my back, they will be there in thirty minutes or so.
“I hate you Murphy,” J...
2019-01-05 03:44:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 452 - Plans and Time Interlewd - Option A(clysia)
There was really just one choice for aesthetic’s sake. That was John’s justification and Beatrice’s reason for suggesting Aclysia in the mix isolated from everyone else. Which man had access ...
2019-01-04 05:06:49 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 451 - Plans and Time 1 – Ticking by
“Ya know, this feels all kind of wrong,” Rave commented out of her turning swivel chair as John pulled the blue pin that represented their own influence out of yet another of their previously c...
2019-01-03 03:01:21 +0000 UTC View PostWho a King must do Chapter 9 – Ten-thousand years of repression
Note: I am aware Maiev has white hair in-game. I am working off of a piece of fanart that is infinitely more attractive. I declare: Blizz fucked up, I am fixing this by changing he...
2019-01-02 20:21:53 +0000 UTC View PostDecember 2018 Commission - Salamander Finished
Finished one day late, but hey, that's still pretty good. This one has gotten mixed receptions during the creation process, but its one of my personal favourites.
As always, no re-uploadi...
2019-01-01 13:47:35 +0000 UTC View PostDrip-Fed - Exile 5
“Ho-hooo,” Gizmo looked at the antler with a fair bit of respect, “I wish you had the mouth to tell me how you got your hands on this, my much-grown friend.” Indeed, the whole expedition ha...
2019-01-01 10:09:30 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 450 - Secretary work
“I GIVE UP!” Metra came screaming into John’s bureau. Yes, the Gamer now had a bureau. It was a small, fully outfitted room that he had found inside the Guild Bank. It came with everything he...
2019-01-01 03:24:05 +0000 UTC View PostDrip-Fed - Exile 4
Being sapient didn’t just give Apexus the magical power to kill the Forester Dragon. Although it probably did help with learning magical abilities. Not the point. Apexus needed to prepare a few t...
2018-12-31 10:26:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 449 - A robotic service girl.
John placed the last of the materials on the table. Baelementium for level ups, steel and other common metals for mass, Abyssal silicone and rubber for skin. The metadermis, Aclysia’s impossible ...
2018-12-31 03:15:46 +0000 UTC View PostDrip-Fed - Exile 3
Under the watchful eyes of Gizmo, Apexus crossed under the lowest joist of the fence. “Remember, if you want to return you just need to seek something,” the old man shouted after the slime. “...
2018-12-30 20:26:22 +0000 UTC View PostDrip-Fed - Exile 2
A day after Apexus’ arrival, it had looked at almost everything in the illusionary space that was outside the house. The pond never lost water, no matter the amount of water the man filled into b...
2018-12-30 06:39:32 +0000 UTC View PostDrip-Fed - Exile 1
The slime would have been ecstatic over its new wings, were it not for circumstances. Carrying its body on their emerald span, they allowed it nimble movements through the air and were perfectly ca...
2018-12-29 20:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostDrip-Fed - The metal fairy 7
Having finished its meal, the slime regrew its earlier discarded head construction, a vulture head save for the ears, and then added another right next to it. That second head was just a vulture’...
2018-12-29 01:28:21 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 448 - In search of a heart finale – Faux-Wars and Artificial Spirits
After John had finished his show of neutralizing threats that barely even counted as such, he put down one of the two extra teleporters he had on the roof of the Ikea. Really good for him that he m...
2018-12-29 01:19:33 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 447 - In search of a heart 5 – (New Man)agement
John checked his Ire again. It was down to 3 from 5. The previous blunder of him slipping had undoubtedly to do with that reduction. That wasn’t to say this couldn’t happen to him naturally, bu...
2018-12-28 02:21:59 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 446 - In search of a heart 4 – In front of him
“You know, there are just some things that never change no matter where you are,” John said to a black-haired Aclysia, her preferred hair colour when in public, looking at the blue and yellow b...
2018-12-27 00:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostDrip-Fed - The metal fairy 6
Above Mount Estania, the easternmost peak of the disk world leaf of Ctania, soared a creature. It was beyond strange to look at, even seasoned Branchers, the highest and most dangerous adventuring ...
2018-12-23 14:13:22 +0000 UTC View PostQuick Announcement
I like to forget to tell things to people not on the Discord... Just so everyone is aware: There won't be chapters from the 24th to the 26th.
I wish everyone happy holidays and a merry Chris...
The metal fairy 5
The slime staid in the ground for a couple of days. “Awakener, they are gone,” no amount of speaking from Aclysia could persuade it that it was safe. Just because it now knew she was trying to ...
2018-12-22 06:09:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 445 - In search of a heart 3 – Montage, Potential, Missions
He found the second essence in the Futuristic Siege of all places. After breaking through the energy dome that protected the cone shaped city of spires, John and his group quickly broke through to ...
2018-12-21 21:49:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe Gamer Chapter 444 - In search of a heart 2 – Checklist
“John! It has been an eternity since you called me!” his mom’s enthusiastic voice rang out in response to his somewhat nervous greeting. In typical fashion, he had gone in with one of the wor...
2018-12-20 23:14:54 +0000 UTC View PostDrip-Fed - The metal fairy 4
The woman that came into view was a beast kin, a breed of humanoids that took on animal traits. They had been a staple in the omni-verse since their inception, and many gods saw it as their goal in...
2018-12-20 23:07:23 +0000 UTC View PostWho a King must do Chapter 8 – Valeria
“You think she deserves to be fucked by the most royal cock in the world yet?” Valeera asked, circling the table with swinging steps. Her new golden eyes scanned over the panting Van...
2018-12-20 13:13:44 +0000 UTC View Post