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Drip-Fed - The metal fairy 3

 

The slime indeed managed to find something interesting. It was a predatory plant. Disguising itself as part of the grass, a network of earthbound vines waited patiently. If a deer, a b...

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The Gamer Chapter 443 - In search for a heart 1 - Preparations

John looked at the figurine on the table. It wore the same dress as Aclysia did right now, the small changes she had made to it notwithstanding. It was black and something between a French and a go...

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Drip-Fed - The metal fairy 2

The slime found a happy equilibrium between how much mana it could gather from the energy it produced from photosynthesis and how much it gave to the pond. While its only influence over the former was...

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Drip-Fed Season 1 Arc 1 - The metal fairy 1

Note: Drip-Fed will now have lazy titles. Arc Name X. This is cause I feel like it.

The slime was feeling quite good about itself since it had figured out that it was pretty safe in this en...

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The Gamer Chapter 442 - Reset Time

“I want to apologize to you,” John thus said when he was alone with Aclysia in the living room. Except he wasn’t alone, as the bunch of prying creatures most of his girls were, he just knew t...

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Drip-Fed Prologue Arc Epilogue – Leaving the tiny, dank cave

The slime couldn’t know this, but when it finally figured out how to manipulate the ants accurately, it had turned one year old. Indeed, a lot of the actions it had to wait for, it had to figure thi...

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The Gamer Chapter 441 - Tier 1 Guild Hall Upgrade

John picked the last trait of the Wealth category, the one that allowed members of his guild to drop items up to Epic quality, and was then greeted with a new button asking him to upgrade the Guild...

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Drip-Fed Chapter 5 – Forced to risk

The slime had gotten itself in a precarious situation. It was currently surrounded by ants, lots and lots of ants, enough to rip it apart in no time flat if they wanted to. It was a good thing for the...

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Drip-Fed Chapter 4 – Landfall

The slime liked discovering things about itself. The newest thing it learned about itself was that there was a difference between Growths and Attributes. Of the former, it could maintain a total of si...

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The Gamer Chapter 440 - “Thank god we are still alive”-sex – part 2

John looked at the image he received. For some reason, Scarlett had seen it fit to put on both her round sunglasses and hat. The glasses sat deep enough on her nose that her red eyes were peeking over...

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The Gamer Chapter 439 - “Thank god we are still alive-sex” – Part 1

Immediately after that gathering, Rave told John to follow her. To which he responded he wanted to take a shower. “Look, I said I am going to send Scarlett a nude if she sends me one and in return s...

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The Gamer Chapter 438 - Explain this, Newman.

Scarlett: I am waiting.

John: YOU are waiting? How about you explain to me why you sent me somewhere where an absolute monster is hanging out?

Scarlet...

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Who a King must do Chapter 7 – Fall of the Wild West…fall

 

Westfall was a land of brown. Romantic farmers often claimed it was a land of gold, but really it was a land of brown. All overpowering brown from the crops that farmers forced out of the...

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The Gamer Chapter 437 - Property Damage

John had no time to react to Smlere or even be worried. All he saw was a flash, a dark eye burning with the empty happiness of using powers as Sigmund saw fit. Then the sound of metal clashing again. ...

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The Gamer Chapter 436 - VS the Contender

In the split second in which Sigmund turned around, drew his sword and closed in on John, he himself only saw a blur. Aclysia and Metra reacted in the nick of time. The weaponized maid threw herself i...

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Drip-Fed Chapter 3 – Growing

The slime had to face it: Most of the growth options it acquired would eventually cease to be useful. The insect tail had already fallen out of viability. The eyes of all the kinds of creatures it had...

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The Gamer Chapter 435 - Takeover plans – Black swordsman

John: So, what, you will just watch as I take over your city?

Scarlett: Yeah, best start with the places I have shops. Take over the barriers, don’t harm the shops unless ...

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The Gamer Chapter 434 - Where the cables fall

“So now we can add a strip club to the list of places we had sex at,” Rave said as she put her pants back on, an endeavour that took a bit around her firm butt, as always.

“Was that on your bu...

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The Gamer Chapter 433 - Negotiations…?


‘A...

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Who a King must do Chapter 6 – Unexpected

The throne room of Stormwind, the place where the most important decisions for the future of the Alliance, one of Azeroth’s two major powers, were made. A place of dignity, wisdom and naked people g...

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The Gamer Chapter 432 - The Magus family

“Hello, John Newman, aka the Gamer, aka my future boss!” that was the sound to which John woke up to on the following Thursday, the voice of the Fateweaver amplified by what John felt like was a f...

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The Gamer Chapter 431 - Hunting sharks

Rome wasn’t built in a day and neither was the Enclave improved to liveable levels in 24-hours’ time. As a matter of fact, they didn’t even get that bathhouse John had suggested going. Not a rea...

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Drip-Fed Chapter 2 – Clam Time

Despite its best efforts, the slime did need another two stalactites to fall before it was big enough to snowball down (or rather up) the food chain. How long did it take for two more stalactites to f...

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Who a King must do - Chapter 5 – On the back of great turmoil

A lot of things happened after Anduin woke up. For a start, they took a bath together that involved her giving him a soapy handjob and ended with her tasting his cum with her tongue for the first time...

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The Gamer Chapter 430 - Establishing a beachhead

An hour later and after realizing that it was pretty hard to find a hotdog stand at 9 PM on a Saturday, even in NYC, he returned to a slightly smaller camp. With a hotdog in his stomach. Just because ...

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The Gamer Chapter 429 - Saying hello to the neighbours

“Why do these fucking creepy ass hospi-shits have doors anyway?” Eliza wanted to know as they walked further down the shore. “What dumbass reason could those scalpel-brains have to place doors a...

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The Gamer Chapter 428 - In need of a spam filter.

They made their way onto the ship with no problem. As predicted, ticket checks for this side were basically non-existent. John couldn’t imagine that the amount of times people had gotten on the isla...

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Who a King must do Chapter 4 – to make a proud whore

Darkness.

“It’s all my fault,” the voice her childlike version said, looking at happy memories of a father that was no more.

“I could have saved him,” the voice of her adult version ...

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The Gamer Chapter 427 - Down the line [10th of March 2018]

John grabbed the pebble that was his current Jack replacement and threw it down the hallways of the demonic labyrinth they were currently in. Not only did he do that to check for traps, he also used t...

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The Gamer Chapter 426 - Finally, routines

“So, what are we doing with all of this?” John asked with a look into his inventory. Most of what had dropped was useless to him, what he had put aside he had already fed to Aclysia or used to spa...

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