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Drip-Fed Chapter 1 – Herbivore

The hours went on. Maybe they were days. Even if the slime knew what the sun was, down where he was there no such thing as a day night cycle. There were no hours. The moss that illuminated the cave di...

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Drip-Fed Prologue – a tiny dank cave

Drip-drop…drip-drop…drip-drop…

The sound of water falling from the tips of stalactites and into the lake was all that filled the cave. Keener ears could have heard the life buzzing around, but...

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Who a King must do Chapter 3 – Adventurer of Burden

Anduin travelled to Boralus through a secret portal in the depths of the palace. Officially, he was now out to inspect the situation in Redridge, there was a whole procession of elite guards that were...

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The Gamer Chapter 425 - Desire is another constant


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The Gamer Chapter 424 - Grinding is a constant in the Gamer’s life

The pale screech of wailing souls cut through the air as their blue translucent forms curved through the darkness of the necropolis, illuminating it with baleful light only matched by the flickering o...

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The Gamer Chapter 423 - Guild Hall Part 2 – Tier 0 Build-Out

“I cannot fucking believe you,” Eliza spat out. “Like, I literally cannot believe that I love you, you are an absolute idiot and I want you to bend me over and spank the shit out of me while fuc...

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Who a King must do - Chapter 2 – Finding the greatest troublemaker

 Went a bit crazy on writing these over the last couple of days...oh well, free stuff for some of you guys and thanks to the buffer it has no effect to the normal schedule. Enjoy.

It w...

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The Gamer Chapter 422 - Prologue – Guild Hall

"Mhm, what do you guys think?” he asked everyone, standing in the shadow of Lady Liberty herself. Well, the copy of Lady Liberty existing inside the Illusion Barrier. Their yacht, renamed from the s...

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Who a King must do - Chapter 1 – The Announcements

Anduin was sitting at the base of a podium that had been erected in front of the memorial to his father and everyone else who had fallen during the disastrous attack on the Broken Shore. It felt like ...

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Sunday Pilots 8 – Drip-fed [1/1] – An evolution story

So, raise your hand if you heard this before: Eating other beings to raise one’s own power level and absorb their skills and abilities. That’s been one of my favourites in terms of powers a ch...

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Who a King must do - Prologue – A host to be repaid

This is a side project of mine that is 100% a World of Warcraft Fap-fiction where king (M)Anduin goes around and fucks many of the significant female characters of the universe into submission. Do...

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Author’s Note – the Great Pond

HELLO!

What a load of nothing, right? I hope it was an enjoyable load of nothing. Well, a few things happened, but let me begin by telling you something about me.

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The Gamer Chapter 421 - Epilogue – Scarlett

A woman, with hair so red that her father had seen it fit to name her after it, was sitting in a leathery chair in an office made from metal and cables. She wore that scarlet tide in a simple fashion,...

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The Gamer Chapter 420 - Arc 1 Finale - Embrace it

Friday had come and passed with everyone just having fun. While a worthwhile experience, it was also not greatly different from the others, and John was pretty certain that, a few years down the line,...

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The Gamer Chapter 419 - Smooth sailing from there

It was already late in the day, one might say early in the night, when everyone got together. “Okay, problem number one, how do we get down there?” John asked everyone. They had neither the safety...

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The Gamer Chapter 418 - A hellish cooking room

Putting Siena in a maid outfit had several levels to it, depending on how severe her offense had been in John’s opinion. Minor obstruction of everyday life, paranoia causing pranks or overbearing in...

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The Gamer Chapter 417 - Queen of hindsight

“I demand an immediate explanation!” the aggregated voice of Lydia blasted into his ear. “I further want it to be good, precise and extensive. Why has Salamander been subjected to Lorylim, why a...

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The Gamer Chapter 416 - Shadowy progression

“So, what, you just sit there?” Siena asked, playing with John’s phone. He was having his girls take shifts entertaining him as he sat there. The apparatus was perfectly capable of taking just h...

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The Gamer Chapter 415 - Helping the hand he shook

“Sooooo-ou-ou-ou,” Sealy started barking like his animal side as he nervously stretched that word. “Wh-what do you want?”

Now John felt immensely guilty. It had already been pretty dickish b...

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Sunday Pilots 7 - Disagreeable [3/3] – A dystopian hero civil war story

“Congratulations to coming to the cove of chaos,” Nykoh was greeted by an enthusiastic man. “My name is Mynak Namjar and I am the leader of this lot.” He had long brown hair, perfectly styled,...

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The Gamer Chapter 414 - Post-contractual coitus

“Fuck, Eliza,” John groaned, as the blood mage kept grinding against his crotch. Her ass was sticky from the massive amount of precum that was soaking through his trunks. “We need to have sex, A...

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The Gamer Chapter 413 - Taking loot from the pirates.

“Okay, this is it,” John said as he slid over a piece of paper that contained, in detail, what he demanded from the gathered pirate crew. Well, pirate in name at least, as there was no indication ...

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The Gamer Chapter 412 - VS the technically-not-a-true-jellyfish-but-actually-a-siphonophore

A storm of glibber flew his way as 199 man’o’wars jumped out of the ocean with movements that their bodies should not have supported. This happened all so suddenly that only Sylph reacted in time,...

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A bit of news 07.11.2018 - Tier changes are live

A day later than planned, but here we are.

Okay, first things first: The 1$ Tier still existing is not a mistake, I am just afraid it will boot you all out of the chapter access if I delete it ...

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Sunday Pilots 6 - Disagreeable [2/3] – A dystopian hero civil war story

They jumped through a second story window and sailed down into the gardens, larger than some apartment blocks, below. Their descent was slowed, first by a purposeful attempt of holding onto a thin bra...

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Rave (Commission for October 2018)

Usual terms and conditions do apply (non-commercial usage allowed, uploading of the downscaled version only).

Really happy that this piece got voted on after the hair change, keeps me from need...

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The Gamer Chapter 411 - Minor problems

“Could you please?” captain Sealy asked. “Either of you? Pretty please?”

He was addressing Maximillian and John, both of which were just lying in the sun, covered in girls. While John was be...

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The Gamer Chapter 410 - Dome of Light

“Well, this was… a day,” John tried to put it into words as he made his way over to the line of chairs that had been put up by Aclysia in a neat row. They were all facing outwards so that whoeve...

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Sunday Pilots 5 - Disagreeable [1/3] – A dystopian hero civil war story

There are two kinds of superhero stories that I always found the most interesting. One is the brooding, Batman-style superheroes, who do most stuff in laid-out plans and power through the most hos...

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The Gamer Chapter 409 - Three types of scars

‘That was like the fifth worst pain I have experienced so far,’ John thought and opened his eyes. Immediately he told himself he should have waited a few more seconds. His arms was a piece of meat...

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