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[Thana Side Story] 5 Minutes to Midnight – Data

“Meet me on the first day of the pause at the hospital in room 243. I know something about Eliza.”

Alexej’s words, whispered to her when she had been helplessly pressed into the coarse sand of...

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The Gamer Chapter 292 - Scurry, you rodent!

“Are you being for real?” John asked. “You do that and I give you the information I have,” Richard answered. “…What would you gain from that?” the Gamer was immediately suspicious; whene...

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The Gamer Chapter 291 - Nia Nya Nyeh

 To find Nia, John first had to lay out the bait. In the name of getting the best bait, he therefore had to waste another 3 hours of his life doing an Assault. His personal EXP-gain aside, it was...

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Commission for April 2018 - Aclysia

And here she is. 

As per usual: You are allowed to spread the downscaled version however you want and use the high-rez version for non-profit stuff.


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The Gamer Chapter 290 - Lyly Lydia

“So, can you see that?” John asked Lydia, who was not in his group for the moment. He was pointing at a symbol at the ground, lines of softly glowing light purple that formed three different sized...

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The Gamer Chapter 289 - Upgrades and unwanted Patches


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The Gamer Chapter 288 - Hella Wise

“Finally, I just hope my assumption is correct…” John said and, after weeks of grinding, dropped the las...

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Chapter 287 - Well, the following day was Thursday.

“And he surrendered,” Jeff said in a defeated tone; “Yes, as expected this fight was over in a flash. Alexej just gave up, how boring.” John actually didn’t agree with the commentator there;...

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Chapter 286 - The Road to 100 is paved with greenskins.

Out of his whole group, John was the one that needed the least amount of training (aside from Thana), but that didn’t mean that he needed none. Reaching level 100 was needed for several reasons.

T...

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Chapter 285 - Blank, Blood and Steel

John was keeping his head very low as everyone sat in the living room. The sound of cooking from the kitchen was one of the few sounds that echoed through the tension thicked air. However, even those ...

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Chapter 284 - Vs Maximillian, Mario and Alexej [Lydia POV]

“That’s pretty close to your choices there, Dra,” the obnoxious announcer screamed into his microphone. His ceaseless attempts to turn this already entertainment infested, highly unnecessary tra...

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Chapter 283 - Eternally in charge

“Hello, folks, and welcome back to another rousing round of the tournament!” Jeff shouted into his microphone; “Today we are going for another game. It’s Mi-” “No! We are not,” Dra hasti...

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Chapter 282 - Baelementium


‘W...

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Chapter 281 - Not without trace...

John yawned as he watched over the edge of his fortress. Settings restored to normal, he was currently doing his usual grind. Everything was the same as ever, except that he had to do even less now. W...

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Chapter 280 - Catgirl Sex

John was barely out of his shoes when Rave pushed him further into the house. “Go, go!” she urged him, her battle suit retracting back into its bases in her shoes already, which she threw off a mo...

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Chapter 279 - Move like a tiger.

“Stop wasting all your power from the start!” Copernicus yelled at his lightbearer from the side-line as Rave was currently busy going one on one with the first and only boss of the Steampunk Tier...

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Chapter 278 - Parental Advisory

 

The inner workings of the building made John question why he even bothered making sure nobody followed them. A good 50 people were active in and around the base floor, making calls, sitting a...

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Chapter 277 - Will you listen?

 John’s first reaction to his girlfriend arriving back at the top of the platform was to awkwardly step in front of her with his arms open. Her eyes were hidden behind her bangs, a mess that lo...

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Chapter 276 - Vs Nariko Hollmey [Rave POV]

‘Finally,’ Rave thought as the biome roulette came to a standstill, three pictures of an island in the middle of a sea. As the arena started transforming, the funky Lightbearer looked at Nariko, h...

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Chapter 275 - Bonding over Bondage

They went to John’s and Rave’s room where he immediately went over to the bed and pulled something out from under it. It was a flat chest, about half a metre high and two wide, of simple wood. An ...

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Chapter 274 - The preparations of Jane Hollmey

 

Chapter 274

The preparations of Jane Hollmey

Rave did a backflip to gain distance from Nathalia. A big mistake, as John noted to himself. Being in the air against an opponent seve...

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Chapter 273 - The Fluff Strikes Back Finale – In the Clear

Lydia Augusta the Fourth of House Hohenzollern, Princess of Steel and Princess-Regent of the greater Brandenburg state, Protector of Prussia, Sworn-Lady of the Knights of Teuton, Granddaughter of Fred...

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Retconning Outsiders

So, for those of you not having read it on CHYOA, Outsiders have been replaced by the word Lorylim for creative freedom reasons.

Sadly, the editting process on Patreon is a bitch for everythin...

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Chapter 272 The Fluff Strikes Back 4 – Admitting

Momo, at a decent speed, rammed right into his side as he was busy creating a shield several metres away from him. The two of them rolled over the ground, a bundle of limbs and confusion, for a few mo...

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Chapter 271 - The Fluff Strikes Back 3 – Ebb and Flow

“So, for a start, how does your unleashing work?” John wanted to know and as an answer received the information straight into his brain. Undine may have vowed to communicate more, but it seemed th...

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Chapter 270 - The Fluff Strikes Back 2 – Content Drought

“So, I have decided to not grind today, what happened this morning was enough action for a day,” John informed his gathered elementals, Aclysia still under his arm. The artificial guardian wasn’...

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Chapter 269 - The Fluff Strikes Back 1 – No matter what may come

“So, this is the best we could do, huh?” John monologued as he looked at the garden. In the daylight, the true extent of the damage became visible. About a quarter of the island lay in ruin. The m...

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Chapter 268 - Reintegration

“Stop squirming!” Lydia demanded as she closed in on Undine. The newly shaped water elemental was currently busy reflexively avoiding a multitude of flying blades with a slightly panicked face. Ly...

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Chapter 267 - Undine’s Salvation

The formerly pristine garden was a field of mud, splintered plants and broken pavement. Without any care, John swathed through the swampy ground, his pompous shoes sinking deep into the ground. His so...

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Chapter 266 - Silent waters run deep.


In the darkness of the night, it was hard to make out details about Undine’s bloated form. She was shapeless, that much was clear, just a thrashing mass of water and slime. There was neither ...

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