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Chapter 265 - Catastrophe descends

A hand, or something like it, hammered from burning metal but not existent at all. It was reaching for his innermost, had already succeeded in ripping something from him. He was in pain, so much pain....

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Chapter 264 - Santa Claus is going to town


About an hour later, John was holed up on top of his fortress again. Once again he had gone for the three hour version. He had found an interesting tidbit about these dungeons though, being tha...

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Chapter 263 - And merry Christmas

“Let’s give out the rest then,” John said after Thana had calmed down again. The blood mage had dissolved the illusion again, feeling more comfortable in her own skin, but kept on the scarf. Inc...

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Thana Picture finished!

Standard Disclaimer, you dont get to reupload the full-rez version anywhere, you can use the low-rez version however you want from next Tuesday onward, have fun.

Next vote in April

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Chapter 262 - Happy Birthday

“What is that?” John wanted to know, his mouth watering. The table was decked with so much food that it would almost bend under the weight. However, it actually was showing a slightly worrying cur...

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Chapter 261 - He who braids.

Thana caught the teddy just as it reached the reach of her arm and slammed it into the wall. “The fuck is this thing?” she asked. “Good question,” John said and used Observe.

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Chapter 260 - A life of impiety

It was Christmas day, and John was level 91. It was warm and cosy underneath the blanket when he awoke, largely thanks to his girlfriend being snuggled up to him. No feet in his face, no one else in h...

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Chapter 259 - Imagine a twelve.


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Chapter 258 - Behold Fortress Ocelot Alpha!

John stood atop the gate of his mighty forest, which sat at the heart of a sea of fire. The fortress was a hastily cobbled together structure. Fortress was actually a bit of a stretch, it was more of ...

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Chapter 257 - Peculiar

Nathalia sniffed at Nia with a thoughtful expression. “I dislike blanks,” she said, “smell like nothing,” then licking from the blonde’s shoulders to her chin she added, “taste like nothin...

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Chapter 256 - The start of a break

John watched the colour-killing wave expand with fascination. “So that is anti-magic?” John wondered as he followed the last few seconds of the short-lived fight. Her dagger simply cut through Max...

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Chapter 255 - Vs Maximillian Franz von Habsburg [Nia POV]

Nia stepped off the platform with the delicacy of a young noblewoman that was attending her first ball. The dense magic in the air, layers upon layers of different illusion barriers stacked on top of ...

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A bit of News (13.03.2018)

HELLO!

So thats the current (read third) version of the Thana picture. As you can see its not finished, but currently the only major problems is that she is a bit too pale...just a tad tho. Art...

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Chapter 254 - Pariah [Nia Fae POV]

If Nihilism was correct and the world had no meaning, then Nia Fae seriously wondered why the girl currently holding her hand was even making the effort. The streets they were hasting through were wel...

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Chapter 253 - A wobbly plea

They were back at the mansion, and John had made sure that they were in private. It was just him and Undine in Rave’s and his room. The elementals made sure that nobody else was listening. When John...

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Chapter 252 - How to Grind

There were two ways to grind sensibly, in John’s opinion. One could either find trivial content, that was repeatable extremely quickly and that gave a moderate amount of experience and gear, or beat...

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Chapter 251 - Huh?


Well...

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Chapter 250 - You are probably wondering how we got here

“I have been wondering,” Lydia said, looking at Thana, as each of them went to their usual position on the platform; “Why are we not all drinking your blood?” “The fuck did you just say?!”...

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Chapter 249 - A fiery union

Whether the other girls were collectively not in the mood or saw that John wanted to enjoy some time with just one girl for once, he didn’t know. Fact was, he and Salamander fell into the bed in Joh...

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Chapter 248 - He who uses HP in reality


“This is highly annoying,” Lydia said and crossed her arms, visibly struggling to not readjust the patch over her right eye. They were on their way back home. “Well, now ya arrrrre a pira...

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Chapter 247 - Vs he who shanks ankles [Lydia POV]

“The barrier is in place,” Luna said, looking for a moment at the princess to her left. Many things lingered in her eyes: amusement, warning, a slight bit of worry. Lydia answered that glance with...

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Chapter 246 - What came first, the colosseum or the egg?

“Congratulations,” John said to Thana as they sat in their corner of the arena the following day, “you split the fanbase.” He was talking about the reddit response that yesterday’s fight bro...

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Chapter 245 - The steaks of victory!

The smell of perfectly cooked steak kissed John’s nose with such wondrous allure that it could only be surpassed by the beauty it stemmed from. A thick piece of meat, sitting inside a small puddle o...

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Chapter 244 - Vs Mario de Medici [Thana POV]

“I am now going to put the barriers in place,” Luna told the two contestants. Silver light bounced from her hands to both of them. Thana could feel it pushing through her. Like how tiny particles ...

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Chapter 243 - The Prelude to an ass-whooping.

“Well then,” John said as he sat down between Rave and Lydia on the table. They were an hour early, again, and sitting on the platform. He pulled his laptop from his inventory to check a few thing...

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Chapter 242 - Evening talks over the smell of sewage

“This is dull,” Nathalia groaned as she watched John and the rest of the group fight some oversized slime monsters. The dragoness had told them that she actually had gotten tired of just fucking a...

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Chapter 241 - She shouldn’t have.

John opened the PDF of the rules for Warhammer 40k (technically it was 30k; they were playing with the Horus Heresy rules today) he had on his laptop. This was 45 minutes after they had collapsed on t...

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Chapter 240 - Dispersing the storm


“Hey, Lydia, can we talk for a moment?” John asked after knocking on the door to her room. It had been about an hour since they had gotten home, and he had not seen the princess since she h...

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Chapter 239 - In Jeopardy 2

The scene unpaused, the beige filter disappeared along the arrow in John’s field of view, and the drop pod crashed right on top of Jeff. There were gasps all around when the sides of the drop pod fe...

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Chapter 238 - In Jeopardy

“That is right, folks,” Jeff spoke as the announcer desk landed on the floor; “We are kicking this off with a game of Jeopardy!”

The moment the desk connected to the floor, a game stage rose...

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