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My Postmodern Marxist Agenda

Through the years I’ve touched a lot of people, pun intended. I’ve had conversations with men about masculinity, sexual dysfunction, mental health and mental illness, suicide, stigma, gender ex...

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Working the Super Bowl

I joined a PMDD support group. I haven’t been formally diagnosed with premenstrual dysphoric disorder, but I know that every month for a week or more prior to my period my skin crawls, I lose sle...

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This Is It

“You finally came over to me. I’ve been waiting to talk to you for months now.”


I looked at the man, not recognizing his face. He was round and hairy. His belly was hard as I...

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From the Vault: A Danny Story


hi everyone, i took a week to travel. i will have a lovely new story this week, but for now, here is a danny story throw back.


It had been so long since...

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I. Love? You?

“You’re getting antsy? Okay, I gotta go to the bathroom first and then we can go to the back.”


He made no move to go to the restroom, so I stood, and looked down at him expec...

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Touch My Nose pt. 1


The slow season can force even the most spoiled strippers to put their pickiness aside and talk to the oddball customer they might not have spoken to otherwise. When you’re sitting in ...

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Dry January pt. 2

I want to say that *Not All People In Colorado Are Racist*, but a group of White people in camo jackets from Colorado miiiiiiiight just be racist. I gauge whether or not White customers are racist ...

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The Holiday Dry Spell pt. 1

I love xmas in spite of being a staunch atheist. It’s a magical time of year, rich with the remnants of pagan solstice traditions. There’s nothing further away from baby Jesus lying in a manger...

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teaser: top secret comic illustrated by yudori

yudori and i are working on a graphic novel. here is a sneak peak of the work. yudori is such an incredibly talented artist and i’m so stoked to be a character in her world. more to come in the n...

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What Does Strippers United Do?

It took me a week to finally look at the Flaunt Magazine spread I orchestrated. I felt like I was once again stepping into the lineage of sex workers who have fucked their way to the top, even if I...

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Writer’s Block Post

For the first time in a while, I had a moment of writer’s block. All this week I’ve tossed around ideas of what this entry should be, and come out with jack shit. It’s not that my life as a p...

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Tips for the house and for the use of my body

Rose came up behind me and wrapped her arms around my waist as she gave me a peck on the cheek.


“How are you?” she asked.


“I’m good! How’s it been today?...

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A Love For Men

It’s the holiday season and while I am anti-Thanksgiving, I am pro having national days off because working is a scam. I took as much time as I could away from the work I do; partially because of...

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Not Enough Strippers

It was 8pm on a Thursday, which is a special hour. Neither early enough for the dayshift gyals, nor late enough for the night shift strippers: 8pm at the strip club is a notoriously sleepy hour. A ...

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Casting Couch pt.2

“Excellent! Do you mind if we start recording now?”


“Let’s do it!”


Jeff hurried out of the frame and Spencer hit record. Candy watched the little red lig...

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Candy and the Casting Couch pt. 1

Candy consulted her phone to see if she had the right address. She stood in front of the glass double doors of an innocuous business in the middle of a strip mall with little more than the address ...

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A Natural Woman

Wednesday was the annual stripper Halloween party at my club. If you’ve never visited a strip club around Halloween, you’re missing out. Strippers love to dress up. We’re the entire reason fo...

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The Crazy Russian

Tiger and Rat pulled up to the chain link fence surrounding what was formerly The Crazy Russian. As is the case with most strip clubs, there were no windows, just two front doors covered by tattere...

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The consultant, the doctor, business tips, a cup of pineapple juice, a baggie of blow, a diaper, and a limp penis

this is a throwback post because i’m on vacation


I didn’t think about making any additional money after Marcus left. I decided to take a dinner break and see if I could soft se...

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The Memorable Mr. Solano

“I want you to remember me.” Mr. Solano said as he hugged me tightly against him.


He was certainly memorable, but not in the way he wanted. Solano had become a regular a few mo...

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Meditation on Lap Dances

Hi everyone,


I’m about to take a little vacation. I’m planning to write an entry for next week, then I’ll be bringing back one from the vault the following week so that I can...

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An End To War: Finale

One evening Juan came in, his face ashen as if he’d seen a ghost.


“Is everything okay?” I asked, ushering him to an empty table.


“Not really.” He replied...

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An End To War pt 4: A Pretty *Woman*

apologies for the late post y’all. i’ve been in a bit of quicksand with endless deadlines. thank you for supporting me and my work.


He thought I was worried about physical viol...

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An End To War: Pt 3

From that night on, Juan began visiting me every Tuesday. It was like Tuesdays with Morrie, except with less dying and more tits and twerking.


We would alternate between dancing a...

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An End to War Pt 2: Tuesdays with Selena

I hoped he would recognize me and save me the trouble of anxiously searching the unremarkable array of men in the club, with the hope that seeing him might jog my memory. I’ve flubbed a customer ...

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An End To War - Pt. 1

My partner and I watched the news of the fall of Afghanistan to Taliban rule with a combination of horror and a sense of woeful irony. The chaotic end of the decades-long war was no surprise. The b...

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Abe

hey everyone, i’m catching up on some projects. here is a story from before the pandemic. and here are some pics from my gyno visit. shoutout to speculums everywhere.


I was loung...

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A [Redacted] Story pt. 2

“You could get me a cappuccino!” Jeremy said, cutting in.


“And two more of these, and one more of whatever this guy is drinking.” David said, pointing to the empty cocktail...

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A [Redacted] Story


It had been months since I’d seen Jeremy in person between him living across the country and the pandemic shutting down all of his normal excuses to pop by for the special kind of atte...

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No More Fire Escapes

Jeff unloaded the first aid kit on the bed beside Rat.


“Do you need ibuprofen or something?” He asked, patting Rat’s hand.


“The doc gave me some Oxy, so I...

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