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How to Beat UNIT 631 in TRAIN TO BUSAN: PENINSULA [UNCENSORED]

If you escaped a zombie-outbreak in South Korea, only to be sent right back into the heat to retrieve lost “loot”: what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you...

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How to Beat the EVIL TEDDY BEAR in IMAGINARY [UNCENSORED]

If your stepdaughter’s imaginary friend suddenly started tormenting you, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the EVIL TEDDY ...

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How to Beat the PARASITIC WORM-FLU in VIRAL [UNCENSORED]

If you moved to California with your family, only to find yourself right at the start of a new Viral outbreak before you can even get settled in, what would you do?

I’m going to break down ...

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How to Beat the WEEPING WOMAN in LA LLORONA [UNCENSORED]

If you were the descendant of a vicious War Criminal, and the literal ghosts of his past decided to torment you and your family, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made...

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How to Beat the FACELESS HOSPITAL STAFF in DISQUIET [UNCENSORED]

If you woke up in the hospital after a car accident put you in a coma, only to discover the hospital is staffed by terrifying, faceless demons: what would you do?

I’m going to break down t...

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How to Beat the SASQUATCH HUNTERS in THE BIGFOOT TRAP [UNCENSORED]

If you got trapped by a psychotic Sasquatch Hunter, in a trap designed for Bigfoot, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the Sas...

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How to Beat the VAMPIRE GAME in LUDO [UNCENSORED]

If a pair of ancient vampires suckered you into playing a deadly board game, and then proceeded to share their extremely long, boring, and meandering origin story, what would you do?

I’m go...

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How to Beat the SHARKS in NO WAY UP [UNCENSORED]

If you hopped on a plane, thinking you scored a sweet deal for a well-deserved getaway in sunny Cabo, only to wind up in a pocket of air trapped INSIDE YOUR PLANE on the bottom of the ocean floor i...

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How to Beat the CULT OF THE DIVIDE in BABYSITTER MUST DIE [UNCENSORED]

If a cult invaded the house where you were babysitting, with plans to sacrifice the family, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat...

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How to Beat the GAMEMAKER in DEATH'S ROULETTE [UNCENSORED]

If you were forced to play a psychopath’s twisted revenge fantasy game, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the GAMEMAKER in ...

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How to Beat the MURDER PARANOIA in BODIES BODIES BODIES [UNCENSORED]

If your worst friends invited you to a hurricane party where someone died, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the MURDER PARAN...

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How to Beat the EVIL PLANTS in THE RUINS [UNCENSORED]

If a group of armed men had you trapped on top of an ancient pyramid covered in flesh-eating vines, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how...

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Patreon Exclusive: How to Beat YOUR BEST FRIEND in SISSY [UNCENSORED]

If you reconnected with an estranged friend only to find out she’s a homicidal maniac, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat YO...

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How to Beat YOUR OWN CREATIVE LIMITS in TELL ME A CREEPY STORY [UNCENSORED]

If your child was a monster, if you murdered your wife, if an intruder tried to kill you, if you suddenly realized the world was full of bigger monsters than you, what would you do?

I’m goi...

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How to Beat the TECH PSYCHOS in SMART HOME KILLER [UNCENSORED]

If you were so afraid of a home invader you sacrificed your privacy and control of your own home to someone else and that person then invaded your home, what would you do?

Credit Notes: We t...

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How to Beat the LIZARD CULT in BADLAND HUNTERS [UNCENSORED]

If you encountered a cult of lizard people preying on teenagers during South Korea’s Mad Max era, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how...

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How to Beat the BURROWING BUGS in THE THAW [UNCENSORED]

If your dad decided to be a world-killing eco-terrorist, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the PARASITIC WORLD KILLER in THE ...

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How to Beat the THE DEVIL’S DARE in DEMON 79 [UNCENSORED]

If the entire planet was going to be consumed by nuclear war unless you sacrificed three random strangers over the course of three days, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mista...

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How to Beat the CHEMICAL ZOMBIES in GRINDHOUSE: PLANET TERROR [UNCENSORED]

If a testicle-collecting military contractor scientist unleashed a toxic gas over your town, mutating its inhabitants into daddy Nurgles deranged children, what would you do?

Writer Applicati...

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How to Beat the BLOATED GENIE in NIGHT SWIM [UNCENSORED]

If your pool was a magical healing genie, and by genie I mean grave full of vengeful rotten corpse demons that reneged on their deals, and by deals I mean implicit nonverbal agreements to sacrifice...

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How to Beat the BOOKWORM WITCH in THE RED BOOK RITUAL [UNCENSORED]

If you got duped into playing a game that unleashed an evil witch into your world, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the THE ...

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How to Beat the CYBERDOGS in BLACK MIRROR: METALHEAD [UNCENSORED]

If an autonomous quadrupedal death machine was stalking you through a post-apocalyptic wasteland, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how t...

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How to Beat the SNIPER in NIGHT OF THE HUNTED [UNCENSORED]

If a ruthless sniper targeted you during a random desert pit stop, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the SNIPER in NIGHT OF T...

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How to Beat the KILLER CLOWN in TERRIFIER 1 [UNCENSORED]

If a depraved lunatic with a garbage bag full of improvised weapons was bent on wasting you in some of the most comically gruesome ways imaginable, what would you do?

I’m going to break dow...

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How to Beat the STOOPID GANG in EQUALIZER 3 [UNCENSORED]

If a braindead Italian mob clashed with a wounded 70 year old man, each doing every imaginable no-no in the books, who would die first?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you s...

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How to Beat the ASSASSINS in TIL DEATH DO US PART [UNCENSORED]

If you were fighting in a knockout life or death tournament for the title of World’s Worst Assassin, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and ...

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How to Beat the IDIOCY OF HUMANITY in RISEN [UNCENSORED]

If a meteorite suddenly soured the air and began terraforming our planet, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the IDIOCY OF MAN...

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How to Beat THE ROTTEN in WHEN EVIL LURKS [UNCENSORED}

If you accidentally unleashed a Contagion of Evil on your unsuspecting town, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat THE ROTTEN in ...

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How to Beat the EYE RAPE in THE ABC'S OF DEATH [UNCENSORED]

If some cosmic entity trapped you in a nightmarish hellscape where you had to survive twenty-six brutal death scenarios or die trying, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistake...

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How to Beat the EVIL GOO in THE OVERNIGHT [UNCENSORED]

If the staff of a haunted hotel was bent on stealing your immortal soul, what would you do?

I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the EVIL GOO in TH...

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