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[Castling] Chapter 20

Hermione was so upset that Harry hadn’t found anything about Flamel that she threw herself back into the search with renewed determination, practically living in the library. I don’t even know ...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 40

Kurt Hansen, the one and only ruler of Dogtown, founder of Barghest. A man who’s told NUSA and Night City to fuck off plenty of times and somehow still breathes. One look and you could tell his i...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 39

The platform was brightly lit this time, with Aurors stationed around the perimeter. 

“Everyone off,” ordered Marina Nikolaevna, and the prefects, already familiar with the protocol,...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 39

Announcement at the end of the chapter

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The wind of death cut Malcolm in two. The poor guy didn’t even realize he was dead. A dumb little half-smi...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 33

Somehow I skipped Ch.33 when I was uploading and no one said anything. Welp, here it is:

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Linda Sherman: corp contract

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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 13

There’s nothing quite like the feeling of a job well done. It makes you feel happy, content, and as snug as a pampered cat.

Naruto truly is a hardworking kid; his traps were no joke. I walk...

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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 12

"That's definitely him!" Kiba shouted, flailing his arms excitedly and pointing rather rudely at my photo. "That cat was in our house! Tell them, Akamaru!"

The puppy barked in agreement. I ba...

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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 11

I used to think I trained pretty hard. Gave it my all, 100%.

My coach, Viktor Ivanovich, pushed me to my limits. Last year, I was at the top in the youth division for our region. I was gearin...

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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 10

We are bandito—gangsterito,

We got stiletto, pistoleto tra-ta-tat

We be shootin’, we be killin’

We be stealin’, we be lootin’ this and that

This little song in...

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[Mad Tiger] Chapter 9

"Quick to tell, slow to do"—if that isn’t spot on, I don’t know what is! The wisdom of the people is real!

I’ve definitely felt it firsthand. Watching Naruto as a kid, I’d practical...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 38

The journey on the Hogwarts Express this time was more eventful than expected: the seventh-year heads and school staff kept the fifth-years in line. Senior students patrolled the train in pairs reg...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 38

“Pull over now,” a Barghest voice barked over a speaker, doing its best police impression, and then in a more menacing tone added, “Stop the fuckin’ car!”

Of course, none of us were...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 37

“Why did you do that?” Marina Nikolaevna asked softly while Black rushed around the house, looking for the perfect place for his trophy. “He could have died.”

“He wanted that,” Sn...

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[Castling] Chapter 19

Three days flew by in no time. I said a warm goodbye to Luna, managed to catch up with the lads, and even popped by the salon for a trim.

Oddly enough, while I still loved fancy cars and work...

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[Castling] Chapter 18

As promised, we took Hermione with us on Sunday. The girl was practically glowing with anticipation. And good thing too—she needed a distraction. She and Harry had driven us all up the wall with ...

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[Castling] Chapter 17

At breakfast, Potter received a broomstick. Well, technically, it was a long parcel wrapped in brown paper.

“Don’t draw attention, and by no means open the parcel in front of everyone,”...

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[Casting] Chapter 16

Oh, have I not told you yet how I became mates with Hagrid?

We first met at the end of the first week of term, in the evening after dinner. That morning, at breakfast, the post came, with owl...

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[Castling] Chapter 15

The next morning, I was woken up by Harry, who’d accidentally knocked over the cage with Scabbers while reaching for his glasses. To be fair, the noise didn’t wake anyone else, just me. He look...

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[Castling] Chapter 14

There was a timid knock at the door, and in shuffled a chubby kid looking utterly lost. He introduced himself as Neville. Seemed he was looking for his toad.

We told him we hadn’t seen it a...

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[Castling] Chapter 13

The letter came in late April, but we didn’t go shopping straight away. We waited until the boys got back from Hogwarts, so Molly could take stock of what we already had and work out what still n...

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[Castling] Chapter 12

Only once I’d stepped inside the Lovegoods' house did I realize just how different an ancestral wizarding home is from any regular magical house built on a place of power, like the Burrow.

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[Castling] Chapter 11

Molly clapped her hands at our arrival and immediately sprang into action. She fussed over our guest, drying her off and feeding her. But I noticed her enthusiasm waned a bit as she got to know her...

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[Castling] Chapter 10

(as I started building up the backlog I tried to “britify” the dialogue, tell me if it’s shit and will change it back with the new updates)

The man quickly jumped up to me and s...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 36

"And what now?" Marina Nikolaevna asked as Snape came down. "What’s this?!"

He handed her a scruffy rat, holding it by the tail with two fingers, and explained,

"This is Pettigrew. He...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 37

For someone who’d recently taken a bunch of bullets, Panam looked damn good. She’d found something like her old green bodysuit to replace the shredded one.

“Not even a scar left,” she...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 36

“You ever shot one of these?” Jackie asked, nodding at the Grad sniper rifle from Techtronika.

“In the range a bit, and in sim,” I replied. “Don’t sweat it. My main role’s the h...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 35

Took around two days to prep for the call. Now Lucy and I were on-site.

An abandoned trailer in the middle of fucking nowhere. Black boxes and red lights from the equipment dimly lit the plac...

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[Demons of NC] Chapter 34

“Linda’s laptop’s got a virus now,” Lucy said, satisfied. “Until her next full cleanup, all her traffic through relays will bounce to us.”

“Perfect.”

It’d be a good id...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 35

In her apartment, Marina Nikolaevna examined the locket closely: it was undoubtedly a piece of fine, ancient craftsmanship. The emerald snake on its lid seemed almost alive, winking and beckoning h...

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[Prof. Umbridge] Chapter 34

Sorry, guys, but I will be taking a break this Sunday and Monday since I missed out on Remembrance Day this past Monday while building up the backlog.

I will be out of town, so I won't be ab...

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