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Ch 37 FUCK HIM!! Part 2

Suddenly, the small door behind them creaked open, and in shuffled the ageing Maester. He took one look at the squabbling siblings, promptly ignoring them, and loudly summoned Eddard, "My Lord, a m...

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Ch 37 FUCK HIM!! Part 1

"Eh, which one is that?" Bran asked innocently with a cute tilt of his little head and a frown on his face as he pointed towards the intricate wooden board.

"That is the Queen," Sansa answere...

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Ch 36 The Red Viper Part 2

"Sam, Close the door."

"Huh?"

"Now!" he hissed, urgency in his tone. Sam reacted swiftly, shutting the door promptly. Jon's quick decision was motivated by the desire to avoid any wande...

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Ch 36 The Red Viper Part 1

Jon gently pressed his ear against the door, feeling its cool surface against his skin. Sam, not being able to contain his curiosity, mirrored his actions after a while, and also leaned against the...

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Ch 35 Fortune Bird Part 2

The rest of their way towards the library was completely smooth and after around ten minutes of walking, they stood before the towering edifice that was the library.

Numerous entrances dotted...

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Ch 35 Fortune Bird Part 1

"It's a sight to behold, isn't it?" Jon breathed, his voice barely above a whisper. Sam nodded in quiet agreement, both men gazing in awe at the imposing spectacle before them.

At long last, ...

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Ch 34 Sweet Apples Part 2

"What? What did you say?" the mother asked in shock.

"Yes, I saw the old lady who lives two houses down from us buy 2 stones worth of wheat at just 30 pennies, and that was just because she o...

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Ch 34 Sweet Apples Part 1

As the first light of dawn broke through the horizon, painting the sky in hues of pink and gold, Jon Snow stood at the bow of the ship, his gaze fixed on the distant shoreline that was slowly comin...

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Ch 30 Time Capsule Part 2

The past few months for Harry had been the busiest and most fulfilling of his life. From when he got up early in the morning at 4 am to when he went to bed at 11 pm, he didn't stop for a single sec...

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Ch 30 Time Capsule Part 1

"So, What you're saying is that there is a Dark Lord out there out there..." the floating magical ball said quizzically, "Who you're sure is my brother's successor,"

"Yes," Sirius said firmly...

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Ch 33 Do you remember that one time... Part 2

Mance mulled over everything he had heard for a few minutes before he finally sighed and asked the most important question, "Let's assume for a few moments that I can somehow convince some of the F...

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Ch 33 Do you remember that one time... Part 1

In the hazy memories of his days as a brother of the Night's Watch, Mance could only recall a few moments with absolute clarity. Though raised within the walls of Castle Black from a tender age, hi...

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Ch 32 The Fatty And The Singer Part 2

The moment the singer stopped playing the lute, the boisterous tavern erupted into a cacophony of mugs clanging, shoes thumping, and hands clapping, with people hollering for the singer to go again...

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Ch 32 The Fatty And The Singer Part 1

"Dacey! Why don't you head straight to the ships?" Jon suggested as the three of them emerged from the forest.

"Why?" Dacey inquired.

"We've struck a good deal with the Tyrells, and the...

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Ch 29 Unraveling The Past Part 2

"It wasn't long before my father heard about my brother's feats, and, as you can imagine, he was livid and ashamed. He felt it was a humiliation for a Dark Lord to be born into a prestigious family...

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Ch 29 Unraveling The Past Part 1

"Herpo The Great?"  Sirius raised an eyebrow, trying to place the name, "Never heard of that,"

"How can you not know? Am I not famous in the future?" he questioned, a mix of annoyance an...

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Ch 31 Adventures Of Val Part 2

Val let out an exasperated groan, finding herself in yet another troublesome situation, and it wasn't like she hadn't had these in the true North from Men who wanted to steal her, but it was just t...

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Ch 31 Adventures Of Val Part 1

"Shit! Fuck! Shiiit! Fuuuck!"

Cursing under her breath, that was all Val could do as she gazed around in awe at this strange place called a market, where she had ended up after slipping away ...

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Ch 28 Herpo The Great? Part 1

Sirius stood in awe, his eyes locked on their destination: the tomb of Herpo. The moment he laid eyes on it, he was overcome by a sense of wonder and reverence. The tomb was a sight to behold, eman...

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Ch 28 Herpo The Great? Part 2

Sirius rolled his eyes and did the same and went towards the books, he scanned over the large bookshelf to find that it was divided into a few a section.

As he pulled out a book, his exciteme...

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Ch 30 Win-Win Part 2

Loras once again crashed to the ground, prompting a groan from Willas on the balcony railing, while Margery anxiously observed the fight from outside the ring.

Loras, of course, hadn't accept...

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Ch 30 Win-Win Part 1

"What is that damn boy doing down there?" Olenna's voice seethed through gritted teeth as she leaned forward, her gaze piercing the scene unfolding below.

In the viewing area, the Tyrell fami...

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Ch 29 The Flower Knight Part 2

The very next day, Jon and Dacey found themselves seated opposite each other in a luxurious carriage provided by the Tyrells. Jon sported a black leather jacket and pants, paired with a vibrant red...

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Ch 29 The Flower Knight Part 1

Jon squinted as he stared at the scorching mid-day sun bearing down on his head. He cursed under his breath, determined to manoeuvre through the bustling crowd at the port near Highgarden as swiftl...

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Ch 27 DragonSlayer Part 2

"What the fuck!" Celine suddenly exclaimed from where she was standing leaning against the entrance while holding onto her wand tightly, not that it was any more useful to her than a normal stick a...

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Ch 27 DragonSlayer Part 1

The moment Sirius stepped out of the cave, he was met with the gaping maw of the Black Dread, its flames fueled by rage, ready to immolate him. However, unlike before, Sirius was not afflicted by m...

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Ch 28 HOW MUCH?!! Part 2

"Ladies and Gentleman of the reach, behold... THE STARKHORSE!!!"

The man's voice boomed with enthusiasm and excitement as he unveiled the product placed on the temporary platform in the midd...

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Ch 28 HOW MUCH?!! Part 1

"I see it! I see it!" The little girl's excitement was palpable as she jumped on the ship's deck, pointing towards the group of islands emerging with the dawn. The familiar sight of the Shield Isla...

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Ch 26 Snake Bait Part 2

"So she threw you into a cave...huh," Celine remarked while getting up from her position on Sirius's chest. They had calmed down from their tension-reliving exercise and then they had just laid on ...

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Ch 26 Snake Bait Part 1

"What in Merlin's name are you?" Celine demanded, her narrowed eyes fixed on Sirius as he rummaged through his expandable bag, retrieving their clothes.

Sirius, feigning ignorance on the surf...

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