NoLifeNeeded

I Am Sorry

I am not feeling very eloquent right now so I will be blunt instead. I am dying.

This week I've learned that I do not have long and that there's really nothing I can do about it. I wish I wou...

Chapter 71: Talk About The Dragon In The Room

It is, in fact, a house, and luckily my head isn’t mounted like a trophy through its wall. Instead, I find myself half buried in a garden, covered in splatters of tomato juice, bell pepper...

Chapter 70: Naked Lady In The Woods 2

There is one less tree in the forest, not that it does me much good, but I needed to vent my frustrations. I take one nap and suddenly find myself who knows where, separated from the group t...

Interlude 11: Aftermath Of A Bad Hunt

Autumn set in full by the time Fredrik reached his home. He was tired, a different kind of tired than one would expect from the long trek, but tired nonetheless. Sadly for him, his father called hi...

Chapter 69: Tired Of It All

Edith has a good head on her shoulders and despite always seeming to think that she’s out of her depth, she makes the best of the worst situations just by being quick witted. Thanks to tha...

Chapter 68: No Second Chances.

“Identify yourself!” It was Roland that spoke first, pointing a sword my way. I turned to look at him, feeling my body tremble with anger.

They dared to come back. I gave them so many cha...

Chapter 67: A Shocking Betrayal

//As I wrote on RR, I had to be away for the past week, that coupled with my decision to ultimately rewrite the previous two chapters lead to this delay. The next monday chapter will be posted norm...

Chapter 66: A Party Of Beginnings, A Party Of Endings (Rewrite)

We reached the town at sunrise, yet people seemed to already be preparing for party. The large field behind a mansion was covered in tables and decorations, with people working on setting it...

Chapter 65: Life Of The Nomad (Rewrite)

“Do you think… Do you think that their lives are better? Do you think they are now alright?” I am stretched as long as I can possibly go, almost stretching from one side of the wagon t...

Interlude 10: A Benevolent Evil Witch.

Thankfully for Roland, his senior sorcerers were right in their deduction. The witch went north, deeper into the kingdom rather than trying to run away from it and go back to the Empire. It took a ...

Chapter 64: Thanks, Karma!

The man whose name I chose to not learn spilled everything the second I tapped my venomous claw against his neck. The base out in the woods, the other brothel, even names for every noble that bough...

Chapter 63: They Never Listen.

See, I know the gods hate me, but this is a bit much. I try my best to keep my composure as I look at the veritable monster of a woman. Having a tree way standoff between their groups and me...

Chapter 62: Is Lying To Criminals Wrong?

Edith walks out the door, seeming annoyed. She snaps her fingers in the direction of the only guard keeping watch on this whole floor, who seems startled at suddenly being acknowledged.

Chapter 61: Where’s Chris When You Need Him?

I ignore the nightlife this time around. I shouldn’t be too surprised about this, really. Slavery in itself is legal around here, so trafficking people is really just a frowned upon busine...

Chapter 60: Shopping Spree

The morning comes pleasantly for once. While I came here to make sure Edith is not in danger, I did not think about the fact that I am basically unable to do anything but read in here during the da...

Chapter 59: Going For A Moonlit Walk

Well that was a massive waste of time. I did not find anything even after I spent so much time going through every single corner of the library, checking under every shelf. The only anomalies I stu...

Chapter 58: Hiding in plain sight

A week is not a long time, but since I am no longer forced to sleep most of the day away I ended up being rather productive. To my relief, Edith is a quick learner and her memory is pretty good, so...

Interlude 9: Bad Start To A Hunt

///I realized that I forgot to mention in the heist chapter how Heart got to the vault without raising alarms. Since this chapter revisits that, I decided to edit the chapter and add it in. Just so...

Chapter 57: Now what?

I yawn as I walk through the woods, finally seeing the road. It took me most of the night to catch up, but I did nonetheless. I poke my head into the back of the wagon and I see Edith...

Chapter 56: Give Me Your All

Edith found the quietness of her mind to be stressful. She had expected Heart to take some time, especially when handling something that would be a death sentence for her, but the fact that it took...

Chapter 55: You Are What You Eat

///Don't ask. It just happened.

I wake up, feeling refreshed. At least I do for the first five seconds. Afterwards I collapse and roll around as I feel my body burning, but t...

Chapter 54: From A Feeding Frenzy To Pest Control

//I deeeed it. On an unrelated note, I realized recently that I messed up at some point and started writing Michal as Mihal. So, yeah, fixed that up in my notes and now I have to fix it here too. A...

Chapter 53: Mine’s Bigger

Edith is enjoying a relaxing breakfast at the inn. She was socializing, laughing, enjoying the fact that she wasn’t stuck in the woods with only me as company, and now that she didn’t e...