53. Monster
A/N: Hello everyone! A few things: one, I'd like to continue my push to have people give reviews on the 2025-09-21 06:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
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68. Thinking Is What I Do
A/N: Sorry for the delay. Enjoy the chapter!
"You met my folks, right Jules?" Lia asks, smirking when I scowl at the nickname. "They're both total cunts, aren't...
2025-09-19 06:11:09 +0000 UTC View Post52. Teamwork
A/N: Hi everyone! I'd just like to take a quick moment to ask those of you with Royal Road accounts to consider adding reviews, favorites, and so on to the story on that website. We're surp...
2025-09-14 06:05:56 +0000 UTC View Post67. Even I Can Tell There's Something Wrong With Me
A/N: Oh god I stayed up WAY too late aaaaaaaaa
"I am mad," Pink summarizes succinctly, "because you don't trust me."
I blink, tendrils on my...
2025-09-11 11:24:16 +0000 UTC View Post51. Inevitable Outcomes
A/N: Hello, everyone! We're back. I'm just gonna start with this: this chapter has content warnings. We're at That Part Of The Story. If you've read my other books you know what I'm talking...
2025-09-07 02:22:22 +0000 UTC View Post66. I Want A Piña Colada
A/N: Hey everyone. I'm back! I needed that break badly. Thank you all for your patience. As an aside, volume 2 of Are You Even Human is now available on Amazon! You have, uh, alrea...
2025-09-04 07:27:33 +0000 UTC View PostNew Beachgoer Image
We're back! It's in the trove. Sorry for the wait on this one. I hope you enjoy!
2025-08-29 20:26:27 +0000 UTC View Post50. Hidden Lies
A/N: Okay. Alright. Chapter's finally here. Sorry it's this late. Been having a real one over here. It's my break time now, and I desperately need it. Thank you all very much for your patie...
2025-08-25 21:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post65. At Least Julietta Will Feel At Home
A/N: I am once again alive. Thank you all for your patience. The ebook for Are You Even Human: Volume 2 should be out within the next few days (unless I put it off again) and the audiobook ...
2025-08-21 08:10:26 +0000 UTC View PostContinued Schedule Shit
Yeah, the MGMH chapter this week isn't happening either. Sorry.
The reasons are fairly personal, but suffice to say I'm a jumble of vibrating stress hormones and little else right now, which...
2025-08-15 21:34:48 +0000 UTC View PostWeird Schedule Shit
Do to unfortunate life events I'm gonna need to do the thing I did last month and break my break in half.
There will be no AYEH chapter this week. Instead, there will be an AYEH chapter on t...
49. Counterattack
A/N: Hey hi hello! Sorry I missed this chapter last week due to being sick and all, but honestly I'm glad I got an extra week to let it simmer. Thank you all so much for your patience. Enjo...
2025-08-09 09:13:50 +0000 UTC View Post64. Please Don't Go Mad With Power
A/N: Hey everyone. I'm back, and feeling a bit better. I slept for like fourteen hours or some shit yesterday. Being sick sucks. Anyway, enjoy chapter.
"Oh hey,...
2025-08-07 07:23:00 +0000 UTC View PostI'm Sick.
My partner and I have gotten sick. Chapters canceled until I am not sick. Hopefully not more than one or two, it just seems to be a cold for now.
Thank you for your support, everyone.
2025-08-02 07:18:52 +0000 UTC View Post63. That Wasn't Tact, It Was Lying
A/N: Hey! Chapter time. Not much to say in my note today. I hope you all enjoy!
A compressed galaxy floats around me, a nebula of planets and ever...
2025-07-31 05:23:54 +0000 UTC View Post48. Frustrations
A/N: And we're back! Thank you all for being patient. Enjoy the chapter!
I withhold a groan of annoyance as the mess of numbers on the page in front of m...
2025-07-27 06:49:28 +0000 UTC View Post47. Dialogues
A/N: Sorry for the long wait. Bit of a rough week for me. Thankfully I get a bit of a break now. No AYEH chapter this week, but I'll see you all for MGMH. Enjoy the chapter.
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2025-07-21 02:45:49 +0000 UTC View Post62. What Would She Possibly Stand To Gain
A/N: Hello! Bit late, but the chapter is here! Content warning for you, so don't read if you don't wanna see it hoobly bee hoobly boo you really shouldn't continue it's gonna be a spoiiiile...
2025-07-17 06:20:33 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Delay - MGMH
Hello everyone! I think I've mentioned this on Patreon before, but in case I haven't: tomorrow at 5:00pm (Mountain Time), the WriteHive 2025-07-11 21:15:47 +0000 UTC View Post
61. All Aboard The Treasonmobile
A/N: Hello! Chappy time! Last chapter will be the end of volume 2 and this chapter is the start of volume 3, the final volume! Isn't that cool? I think it's cool. Content warnings for, uh, ...
2025-07-10 06:35:10 +0000 UTC View Post46. Confrontations
A/N: Hello everyone! It's very late but the chapter is here! Enjoy! This chapter immediately starts on a transformation sequence, so you can start listening to the theme music right now her...
2025-07-06 06:07:46 +0000 UTC View Post60. Murder Is Very Simple
A/N: Welcome back everyone! I had a very nice break. So to reward your patience, here is a very nice chapter! Enjoy! Either this chapter or the next chapter will likely be the final chapter...
2025-07-03 05:07:53 +0000 UTC View PostNew Beachgoer Image
Hello everyone! There's a new picture! As per the vote, this one is from Bioshifter, and unlike most things in the Beachgoer tier, it actually depicts a canon event! So... if you've read B...
2025-06-27 22:06:31 +0000 UTC View Post45. Turning Point
A/N: Hello everyone! Friendly reminder that next week is break week, and so there won't be a chapter next Friday, late or otherwise. I've also got a link to theme music this chapter, so her...
2025-06-22 00:45:12 +0000 UTC View Post59. The Nature of Divine Love
A/N: Hmm. It's 5:30am. I should probably go to bed. Probably. Maybe. Possibly. Potentially. ...Nah.
"Clarification: we are not stealing...
2025-06-19 11:31:09 +0000 UTC View PostMGMH Chapter Cancellation
Hey, everyone. I'm very sorry, but I will unfortunately not be able to write the Magical Girl Mechanical Heart chapter this week. Recent health issues with my cat culminated in a 3AM vet appointmen...
2025-06-13 19:34:30 +0000 UTC View Post58. An Overwhelming Aura of Smugness
A/N: I think my poor kitty is sick again. She's been trying to throw up a hairball all day and failing, which I'm fairly sure means there's a risk it's going to get caught in her intestines...
2025-06-12 06:04:58 +0000 UTC View Post44. Unbelievable
A/N: Hello everyone! Sorry for the delay. I had some real bad brain days this week and I ended up super behind, so today I stayed up until 4am writing five thousand words in one day! Yippie...
2025-06-08 09:51:07 +0000 UTC View Post57. Cobbled Together
A/N: I'm back! Hello everyone. I had a good break. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 kicks ass. Great game. Play it. I'm gonna go keep playing it now actually. Enjoy the chapter!
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2025-06-05 04:55:47 +0000 UTC View Post43. Untrustworthy
A/N: Next week is break week. No chapters. Sorry! I, uh, really need this one. Enjoy the chapter!
I've gotta say, even though I already knew Eliza had PTSD, I d...
2025-05-25 07:50:13 +0000 UTC View Post