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A timely video about Chuck

Sometimes it takes too long for me to make videos. Whoops.

Look, it's still relevant! Libs are still (bold, italics) LIKE THIS, and its critical to ask why.

Does Israel have the right to defend itself?

Hello Patreon,

This video aims to provide what I believe to be the only reasonable answer to the question of whether "Israel has the right to defend itself." It may surprise some of you to he...

Pedro Pascal will inevitably fall to ruin.

I'm always saying I should make shorter, less involved videos. Hey guess what? I actually did it for once! Go figure!
The Walt Gisnep corporation has set it's dastardly sights on local boy made...

Fascists will waste your time

This one took me on a journey. Honestly, I have found it difficult to find any passion to speak right now, given the state of... everything. Like, how do you even muster the energy day in day out? ...

Techno-Optimism and you.

Did you notice how I, social media master that I am, subtly built hype for this video in my last video? Probably not, because it was so seamless . I'm incredible like that.

Hey, quick questio...

Battle of the Canadians

I made just a little video, a tiny widdle video for you. I'm presenting it as though I'm destroying JJ McCullough with fact, logic, etc. but in actually I'm talking about different stuff that he di...

Birchum isn't.

Against my better judgement and the advice of medical professionals, I have created an hour long video about the "anti-woke" "cartoon" "comedy" from the "people" at the Daily Wire, Mr. Birchum. Sor...

Zionists are Crybabies.

A vocal minority of my viewers have taken issue with the more recent tone I have taken in some videos. They feel that I am no longer speaking about important or serious topics, being too frivolous ...

Quick question for ya

Hello Patreon people,

I'm working on a video right now about Gaza and I have hit a little bit of a stumbling block that I'd like y'all to weigh in on before I'm done: Normally I releas...

Hey look at some weird guys!

This is a video from the YouTuber Thought Slime, about the Modern Day Knight Project, a cult-like training program which makes men into menner men. Ever see a guy and think "Hey could stand to be g...

Start your new year off on a slimey note.

You know, one criticism I get sometimes is that my videos very seldomly think about slime. Well rest easy friends, because this video is gonna feature probably the biggest skuzzbucket on the planet...

Testing the limits of how sarcastic a video can be.

Around a month or so ago, a bunch of absolute dorkuses (of the malorkus variety) get really bent out of shape about some pretty harmless stuff that I said in a video. 

I know, it's hard ...

I made a video to ruin your dreams.

It's time you faced it, it's impossible for you to become "good enough" to be an artist. This video is meant to discourage you from ever trying. 

You probably think, knowing me and the t...

Failing YouTuber courts controversy in desperate bid to stay relevant

Hello my beautiful babies, this video is what I consider the next evolution in "why I left the left" content. Until now, everyone making that type of content has moved to the right, while I argue t...

JP Sears is an extremely funny dude... OR IS HE?!

Ha ha, hee hee.
These are but a small selection of the noises you may find yourself making when watching this video! All about a conservative comedian, who may surprise you with just how incredi...

Feelin' pretty hinged.

Look, sometimes I make a video to blow off a little steam, sometimes I make a video because I have something important to say.
This is the latter.
We need to make sure James Gunn sees this. 2023-05-31 17:40:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Did Michael Knowles actually advocate genocide?

It's a question that's highly complicated, and certainly couldn't, say, be demonstrated to ABSOLUTELY, CATEGORICALLY be the case within a few minutes of investigation. So let's do a deep dive into ...

On shoplifting

THIS ONE OUGHT TO MAKE EVERYONE SUPER CHILL!

UH OH! Here comes a video about Galen Weston!

Did you know that Canada has PROBLEMS?! Well guess what? It do.
This video looks at the rapid inflation in Canadian food prices, and invites the audience to come to their own conclusions about w...

I don't know why I made this video.

Hello. Happy New Year.

ENOUGH SMALL TALK.
Here is a new video. It's nominally about Nick Adam's bizarre twitter presence, but mostly a reflection on the ways that prescriptive masculinity...

Some thoughts on "AI generated art"

Wahoo! It's-a-me, Thought Slime! Sliming at you with a hot and fresh video about the latest fuckin' thing we all gotta worry about. The newest of the various catastrophes that have the potential to...

New Vid: A Needlessly Thorough Timeline of Elon's Twitter Mistakes

Hello Patrons.
I don't know if this ever happens to you, but sometimes I want to make a silly video but the more I read on the subject the more I think "Oh Jesus, people just HAVE to hear this."...

An incredibly important, not at all frivolous Halloween video.

What is the most important issue facing the world today? Climate change? Poverty? Famine? War? Imperialist and colonialist violence?

No. None of these things. The important issue is whether ...

The hardest video I've ever made.

Friends, this one was a bit of a doozy for me. Making it put me in a pretty bleak place, and to be honest I'm pretty happy it's in the rear-view mirror at this point.

If you can relate to s...

New Vid: Peach Mom & Benefit of the Doubt

Hey cuties,

I intended to make a small little video, a little one about a little subject to tide you over between bigger projects. But this is just a regular ass Thought Slime 2.0 video, isn...

Hard work is a grift!

Hello, this is a new video that I made. You can watch it early, mainly because of the money you gave me ;)

It's about how hard work is a trap designed to keep you from living the life you des...

Advanced preview: Cybersix, the Antifa Trans Superheroine you've never heard of.

Hello Patrons,
Welcome to this post, it's about this video that you can watch early because you gave me da money. Enjoy this post! Savor it!

This video's production was plagued by misfortu...

Update on forthcoming video:

Hey folks,

So I'm a little behind on this month's vid and it'll probably post early June (I'm aiming to have it done this week.) A little peak behind the curtains, I've been dealing with some...

Advanced Preview: how GaryVee manipulates you.

Hello friends, hello enemies (enemies who have chosen to support me on Patreon for some sort of long-game master plan I have not anticipated),

When I announced my more erratic upload pace, m...

2021 in review

This has been a turbulent year for me in many ways (I'm sure it has been for you most of you as well, because you know, the whole world is collapsing in front of our eyes and nobody is doing anythi...