Kakukami | The King of Cooking

Update Schedule

Okay, so I've come up with an update schedule for the most part. This will be effective once I have the advanced chapters for each fic ready. 

I'll be updating thrice a week, Tuesday, Th...

Let There Be Light! Ch.14

— Azazel —

She opened a portal to the human world and stepped out disappointedly. In the entirety of her existence, never had she been so upset.

She wanted Gabriel....

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.16

The guild was quiet as they read and re-read the message displayed over their vision. No one made a sound as everyone processed what the fuck happened.

Even I remained quiet. Right now, I am ...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.15

— Kakuei —

My hands ran along Megumi’s soft waist, enjoying the feeling of her skin as our lips connected. Gently, I picked her up, her arm wrapped around my neck as sh...

Let's Do This Again (Fic Voting)

Alright, so with the new tier comes the problem of stockpiling all of my fics. First off, let me say that the Izuna!SI fic and the KFC fic will be put off for a while. I have no intention of updati...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.14

“So, who’s gonna be the one to open it?” I asked, sitting in my seat at the guild table. Not everyone was on, but a little over half the guild was present as I sat with Pandora’s Box.

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.13

“Is everyone ready?” I asked, turning around to look at all fifty guild members. Right now, we were standing on the First Floor of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, and I had my back to the exit.

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.12

— 4 Years 9 Months Until The End Of Yggdrasil —

It’s been about two months and some change since Momonga moved in with me, and life has been overall good.

My bo...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.11

“How the fuck did you manage that!” Ulbert asked, his voice sounded absolutely flabbergasted.

“I don’t fucking know!” I shouted back, pacing back and forth behind my seat. ...

New Tier

I've made a new tier for anyone wanting 10 chapters in advance instead of 5. Right now I'm working on getting the chapters stockpiled up to the point where I can provide this tier for each of my st...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.10

“Kakuei and Momonga sitting in a tree-”

“Finish that shitty song, and I will cut your ass down and sell your gear.” Pero teased before I interrupted him.

“Noted.”

Pero...

World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spirtual Dystopia Ch.10

I made my way over to the group. Stout had her eyes on me while her men had their eyes on the other three guys. I made sure to walk around her, and by extension, her men and went to stand beside th...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.9

— Kakuei —

The brown-haired girl twiddled with her thumbs nervously. Even with her mechanical facemask, I could see her sported red blush and nervous sweat dripping down ...

World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.9

— 1 Week Later —

I cracked my eyes open tiredly. It had been a long while since I slept for so long, and damn was it a good rest. I pushed myself up and...

World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.8

— Maliketh Aeneas —

I put a bullet through the head of the last gonk. Damn, I hated when these bastards called in reinforcements.

They couldn’t just face death gr...

World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.7

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

Over and over. Over and over and OVER and OVER.

I punched this fucking wall, then punched some more, and when I felt like I...

World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.6

I walked into the Coyote Cojo and made my way over to the bar where Pepe was currently lazing around.

“Ah, Maliketh, what can I getcha?”

“Same as usual,” I grumbled, sitting and...

World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.5

I cracked my eyes open. Blinking at the unfamiliar ceiling above me. I rubbed my face and sat up, looking around in confusion before the wave of memories of everything that took place last night hi...

CYOA I Used For the Cyberpunk Fic

There's a lot here but I suggest reading through it. A lot of it is useful, and a lot forgettable. I'll try to make sure I remember to include everything, but I've made a fuckton of selections, let...

World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.4

I’m hungry, so very hungry. I had brought all the guys' bodies into the basement of the loan shark’s house or, I guess, my house.

I needed somewhere to drop em, and some of them ...

World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.3

I hid behind a barrel with Zetsu active. With all of my Nen pulled into my body, it should make me more sensitive to Nen as a whole, yet none of these low-level thugs seem to possess Nen.

Whi...

World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.2

— Maliketh Aeneas (MC) —

I let out a deep breath as I sat on the sofa…my sofa.

It hadn’t been mine for long, but now it was, and I couldn’t be happie...

World-Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.1

(Summary: CYOA Cyberpunk fic with a Merc SI MC.)

— ??? —

My eyes shot open and I sat up faster than I ever had before. Deep, haggard breaths left m...

Favorite Fics

So, I have a lot of fics, and I want to update them all, but I'm sure you all want to see some prioritized over others, so I ask you all to choose which fics you want to see updated on a more consi...

Let There Be Light! Ch.13

— God —

The years seemed to go by slowly. Slower than I’d like. In all honestly, the first century was the worst. Or rather, it was the longest. Eventually, a ...

Earthly Reigns: A Prince's Retribution Against the Four Nations Ch.4

— Zuko —

“All hail Firelord Ozai.”

Everyone bowed, himself and Azula included, to their new firelord. Quiet tears streamed down his face. His mother…she had...

Earthly Reigns: A Prince's Retribution Against the Four Nations Ch.3

— Two Years Later: Ryushi —

“I know you’re not holding back against me now, Ryu!” Bumi grinned, bending a massive rock at me. I side-stepped it before rushing towar...

Announcement #1 (Rewrite)

Ahem, I have changed my mind and thus made some adjustments to what I'll be doing. 

After talking to some of my...counsel, I have decided that what I'll be doing is adding a $10 tier rig...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.8

(I edited this chapter a bit, so reread if you want.)

— Five Years Until The End of Yggdrasil —

I walked through the streets wearing a face mask, weaving through th...

The Enlightened One Ch.53

All things considered, meeting the big bad of this arc in my life was pretty damn satisfying. I didn’t get to hear the whole “Mother wishes for your blood to prove my existence” spee...