think tank
"think of it as a long-term spa treatment and deep tissue massage, but for your brain."
2022-12-21 14:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
dramamine posts
six eggnogs in
"somethin about the holidays, i dont know what it is..."
2022-12-20 20:05:59 +0000 UTC View Post
snowed in
(possibly still WIP)
"hey there early bird! i think we got snowed in :/ wanna help me smoke this before we head back to bed?"
2022-12-14 04:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"shhh, you gotta hear this part"
then he makes you listen to a seven minute long song from some band called "horse mania" and its not even good
2022-12-13 17:01:02 +0000 UTC View Postfertility chamber
a lowly mammal hunter is plucked from the undergrowth and brought to the mating chamber by two terrible lizards; the greatest of all possible honors for a warmblood like him. if, after hours an...
2022-12-13 16:56:49 +0000 UTC View Post
m&ms PJs
fun fact: i knew a guy with that tattoo back in high school, and yes he was hot
2022-12-09 01:22:38 +0000 UTC View Post
dog catcher WIP
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come f...
2022-12-08 17:56:17 +0000 UTC View Post
hotdogging
he's a great guy, he's just a little bit of a showoff. we got him those posing briefs as a joke gift two christmases ago...
2022-11-27 04:25:08 +0000 UTC View Post
room service
"my name is sarpedon and I'm going to be eating you later. nice to meet you. can i get you another drink?"
sometimes meeting a huge stranger in a dance club on a backwater spacin...
2022-11-24 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post