dramamine

fresh ink

nothing like the soothing buzz of a tattoo gun...

granta claus

"one more egg nog in him and that guitar's comin out..."

thirsty thursdays

"ladies drink for free!"

hero to zero 1

And they say that a Hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold on to the wings of an eagle
Watch as we all fly away

third wheel

"get a room, you two!" the monkey laughed, slowly rotating in a heavy loop of coil...

fierce and fell

Now of their service good I think no more to say,
For each man well may wot no lack was there that day.
Noise that to them was new methinks now drew anear
Such as each man in hall were ever fain to hear,
For scarce the joyful sounds unto an end were brought,
And scarce had the first course been fitly served at court,
When through the hall door rushed a champion fierce and fell,
Highest in statue he, of all on earth who dwell!
From neck to waist to square, and eke so thickly set,
His loins and limbs alike, so long they were, and great,
Half giant upon earth, I hold him to have been,
In every way of men the tallest he, I ween--
The merriest in his might that e'er a joust might ride,
Sternly his body framed in back, and breast, and side,
Belly and waist alike were fitly formed, and small,
E'en so his features fair were sharply cut withal,
and clean,

Men marvelled at his hue,
So was his semblance seen,
He fared as one on feud,
and overall was green!

in the AM

just a candid moment between two fellas. been in a real "pigs with mullets" zone lately!

escape pod

"...a dark, steam-filled podbay in the depths of some class F cargo vessel? how -romantic-..."

big murph

"Murphy's Law, Thursday night's at 8 on TBS--Very Funny!"

junker

"oh, just wait til you find out where -this- little doohickey is goin, hurr hurr...."

gnoll junker WIP

something about me? i love a good carabiner...

snakebit

with a taste of your lips, i'm on a ride
you're toxic, i'm slippin under

schoedsack-1701 b

Schoedsack-1701 b is an exoplanet orbiting within the conservative habitable zone of the red dwarf Schoedsack-1701. Discovered in 2046, Schoedsack-1701 b is about 5.6 times the mass of Earth and about 70% larger in radius, putting it within the super-Earth category of planets. It was initially thought to be a dense rocky planet, but refined measurements of its mass and radius have found a lower density than previously estimated, indicating that it is likely an ocean world with 9-19% of its mass composed of water. Schoedsack-1701 b orbits entirely within the star's habitable zone and gets 43% the incident flux of Earth. The planet is 49 light-years away and transits its star, making it an excellent candidate for atmospheric studies with ground-based and/or space telescopes. Preliminary surveys discovered vast plains of rhizomatic canvas-growth, an algae-dense "Amoebic sea," and a underworld of cave networks, subterranean rivers, and plant life, making Schoedsack-1701 b an object of particular interest to xenobiologists.

"Wow, that's much better," he said, relieved to have the fishbowl of his helmet off his face, the cave air nice and cool. He felt so relaxed; he had been wound up the past few hours and it was just a relief to unwind, leaning back on the hulk of one of the enormous worms like it was a sofa. As the venom wound its way through his circulatory system and readied for another lap, it finally hit him; that's where he recognized them!

"Ohh man, i'm a huuuge fan! I had King Kong on holotape and i used to rewatch your scene over and over..." He was about to say more when the one closest to him gently, wetly closed its mouth around his.

Happy mischief night, folks!! keep your space-helmets on!! >:9

wand of cersei iii

"i know initially i was pretty against it, but... after a few weeks, i just keep thinking: maybe bein' a pig ain't all bad!"

seal, delivered

advanced tactical factoid corner: "pinniped" means "fin foot" in Latin!

worth two in the bush

"Oh, don't worry about Tito," Dale said, the blunt end of his tail inching itself around the bird's waist, as if it was its own creature with its own mind and intentions, a great pink hairy anaconda laying heavily in all their laps. The rat patted the parrot's leatherbound head proudly to demonstrate the depth of the young bird's slumber. "Once his hood's on, he goes out like a light!"

solo dolo

dave van skonk relaxing with his thoughts

dave solo WIP

just a guy giving himself a hand

macro test

"it fits!! you owe me 200 bucks, my friend!"

a bird in the hand WIP

"well, since your buddy fell asleep on us..."

macro test WIP

"it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it... and that someone is you!"

wand of cersei II

the very breath in your lungs...

dale and bird

I know the last post and story positions Dale with a muscle-boy who kind of serves as his feeder, i also like this dynamic where he makes acquaintances with this cute pacific parrotlet guy and can't shake the thought of what he'd taste like (and the bird kinda wants to help him find out)... maybe all three of them can work together to get Dale a costco membership!!

anybody got any name suggestions for his feathered friend?

maximum occupancy

After eating Ethan, the colossal rat grunted and reached over for a bag of chips, popping it open and munching contentedly. You had missed the main event, but this small moment made your stomach drop, that familar prey-drop feeling that betrayed you again and again. You couldn't help but feel a terrified awe at the ancient hunger within the shaggy grey rodent--after eating a whole person, he still had the munchies?

You had been washing dishes (Dale's, not yours, as you were at his cluttered, dark, low-ceilinged home), and you were so lost in thought that the faucet had been running wastefully for almost a full minute.

"Mmh," the rat started from the other room, gulping a mouthful down... inevitably to where Ethan was, right?, you thought woozily, "I just had an idea--if you liked watching that, are any of your friends free tonight? I could probably hold all three... maybe four, if they're on the skinny side..." The rat crunched another single potato chip before speaking again. "You're a pretty big guy yourshelf, if you wanted to volunteer. I've never eaten shomebody so well-built, I bet you'd be as filling as five of your little twink buddiesh--"

"Hooo, man," you said, face feeling hot as you leaned on the kitchen counter. The anxiety-thrill of the drop; a dark suction drawing you towards that whiskered muzzle. Dale blinked, pausing his mastication to assess you, apparently still waiting for an answer. His small, bright eyes admiring the tree-trunk muscles of your naked thighs and calves, running up to your defined triceps and the lean trim of your abdomen, running back down to your legs, all those hours at the squat-rack..

"Uhh... th-thank you. I could, umm.. I could definitely call up a buddy or two, if you wanted," you manage to mumble.
"Awh, great!" The big rat grinned, and continued chewing, returning his eyes to the TV. You do a little admiring of your own for a moment; you notice how huge his shaggy grey head is, the gravitous swell of his full stomach pulled taut, the noticeable movement from within (an image you try to forbid yourself from seeing: you and Ethan, together in the dark...)

You fumbled a few open invite texts to your groupchats, returned the phone to your pocket with a shaky paw, and got back to the dishes. By the time you did, the whole bag of chips was gone.

figured i'd finally give this guy a name: meet Dale!

good game

"Better luck next time, leaf-eater!"

the rat race

"awwh, you shouldn't have!"

looming

interests: darkening doorways, grinning wolfishly, long walks in the moors...

memento

nothin' better than having the house to yourself!

cat scratch fever

"But it felt so good to just relax and succumb--the new bullring through his septum made his long face ache with a weird, dull pleasure, throbbing through his body like a strong wine. The shaved lion panted, almost exhausted with happiness..."

conference call

"Hey pal, they're your projections, not mine! get some better analytics or quit wasting my time!"