happy meal
the moral of this story? sometimes things just work out! <3
2025-08-11 20:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post
dramamine posts
The Wand of Cersei
At that, they shouted, and called to her, and Circe came to open the shining doors, and invite them to enter: and so they innocently followed her inside. Eurylochus alone, suspecting it was a trap, stayed behind. She ushered the rest in, and seated them on stools and chairs, and mixed them a brew of yellow honey and Pramnian wine, with cheese and barley meal. But she mixed in wicked drugs, as well, so they might wholly forget their native land. When they had drunk the brew she gave them, she touched them with her wand, and herded them into the pigsties. Now they had the shape and bristly hide, the features and voice of pigs, but their minds were unaltered from before. There they wept in their pens, and Circe gave them acorns, beech mast, and cornel fruit to eat, such as pigs feed on as they churn the mud.
-The Odyssey, Book X
"See? The Divines made you a pig for a reason... a talented pig, I see..."
"But I was a man when i arrived at this palace," the pig said, sounding faint and suddenly distracted. A big toeclaw brushed across his lips as he spoke and drove away his train of thought.
star rider
In the middle of the goings-on, Grady realized he could see his breath, panted out in big steam clouds. He felt something catch in the back of his mind like someone was hotwiring a car back there, and then it was all in front of him. Leng.
It reminded him of one of those paintings you'd see in an Italian restaurant, where one wall is painted to look like a rolling orchard in Tuscany. But here, the wooden slats of the barn interior became a cold expanse of blue plateaus that seemed to float footless in the void, like great temples--monuments to some unthinkable and now-deposed cosmic order. A trompay-lay-oil? What was it called, he thought dimly? A Tromp-l'oiel?
The Sevierville heat was broken by a gush of air so cold it made him gasp for breath, bracingly refreshing in the swelter of the barn. In the distance, he saw flying things that never flapped their wings, gliding on invisible drafts of gas like sleeping albatross.
This is where I'm from, it said, in the middle of everything. Grady totally understood.
"It's very beautiful..."
raised in shadows... you can't escape your fate!!
2025-07-31 19:25:24 +0000 UTC View Post
royal treatment
"Wow," said Roba, fastening the rope to the brass ring on the wall. He looked at the tiger, impressed. "Your father's the king, where you're from?"
"Technically, he's Qhagan," said Apa. "The Khan of Khans." He had never been to a brothel before and felt full of nervous, chatty energy. "A Qhagan's authority countermands local judgments, even where there are other rulers."
"Well, tonight," grunted the elephant, hefting him into place. "I'm the Khan of you."
more heat, less light
"Proboscidean culture developed from the conditions of its homeworld: an hot gaseous exoplanet famous for being less reflective than a piece of coal (and infamous for hiding an unknown number of prisons, gas mines, weapons facilities, and other industries that benefit from its essentially opaque atmosphere. The Proboscidii call their homeworld Yauhaahsh, a phrase meaning both "our gift" and "more heat, less light."
-Kepler-1b, SpacerWiki
"...After a disastrous initial contact with Local System ambassadors in 5649 GE, Yauhaahsh underwent a dramatic push towards public relations rehabilitation. Initially notorious for being a hellish black-site prison-planet, Yauhaahsh has become known as a thriving cultural center of xenotourism and industrial development, with many black-site prisons shuttling blindly throughout its primordial and groundless darkness. "
-Lonely Planet, www.lonelyplanet.com
-Proboscidean Tourist Board
2025-06-24 19:32:51 +0000 UTC View Post"Beneath the luxurious, loamy darkness of its silicate atmosphere, spacers must use sophisticated radar and satellite coordination--conditions on Kepler-1b can be so electromagnetically anomalous that spacers are often advised against using standard issue Navtech--in order to find their way to their destinations. The planet, with its hyperstrict security and impossibly hostile weather conditions, has begun to develop a reputation for its wild night life, especially popular in the Sensdep scene. "It's like the whole planet's got a latex hood over it's face," said one clubgoer.
"Hooo, boy... you know what they say, man," said an anonymous Drone that agreed to be interviewed poolside. "What happens on Yauhaahsh... hey, you're not filming my face, right?"
-Sun Dog Independent News, Vol 173
pleasure-pits of kepler-1b (WIP)
TrES-2b (also known as Kepler-1b or GSC 03549-02811b) is an extrasolar planet orbiting the star GSC 03549-02811 located 750 light years away from the Solar System. The planet was identified in 2011 as the darkest known exoplanet, reflecting less than 1% of any light that hits it. Reflecting less light than charcoal, on the surface the planet is said to be pitch black,[5] although, given its closeness to its parent star, it would still visually have a very high surface brightness. The planet's mass and radius indicate that it is a gas giant with a bulk composition similar to that of Jupiter. Unlike Jupiter, but similar to many planets detected around other stars, TrES-2b is located very close to its star and belongs to the class of planets known as hot Jupiters. This system was within the field of view of the Kepler spacecraft.
2025-06-22 01:47:53 +0000 UTC View Post
pri-mates
"they're room-mate, pri-mates," he almost whispered, gesturing with his hands before bringing them together, fingers interlaced. "Pri-Mates."
2025-06-13 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
C.R.U.
theodore "teddy bear" koski
cordyceps response unit (retired)
soul gem
"Dragons are particularly susceptible to crystal matrices (perhaps because dragons are drawn to treasure?) and can produce an immense amount of arcane energy. It is said that the most powerful sorceres and magi have whole cabinets of them..."
2025-05-24 05:05:02 +0000 UTC View Postacting reel, 2008
"Oh my GOD look at baby Grant!!! when was this, like 2007??"
"i can't believe it man, that's crazy you worked for the -actual- Big Sausage Pizza.."
"You really grew into your dick, man." "Yeah, for sure."
"Wait, hold up... pause the video right there. Is...
...is that a tattoo of the SoBe logo?"
2025-05-24 02:34:58 +0000 UTC View Postthe captured beest
"Þis hende bront has caughte a lovely brunychaunce!"*
(*Online Middle-English Translator Translation:
"this heinous brute has captured a lovely unicorn!!")
feel the rush
rushik's go-to favorite position has always been "hydraulic press"
2025-05-10 12:45:02 +0000 UTC View Post
life of leisure
some guys adapt to life in the fantasy m-preg harem faster than others
2025-04-30 01:49:01 +0000 UTC View Post
mark of the beast
a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step...
2025-04-29 23:23:05 +0000 UTC View Postposter for LOVEBITE
one way ticket to midniight!! call it--HEAVY METAL!
poster for @lovebiteparty.bsky.social's nightclub party!
2025-04-29 20:57:28 +0000 UTC View Post