dramamine posts

i was born a unicorn

i missed the ark but i couldve sworn (youd wait for meee-eeeee)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p_z9NdCwpY

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2018-12-17 22:51:14 +0000 UTC View Post

modern romance

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

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2018-12-01 14:02:58 +0000 UTC View Post

combo meal

gulp!

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2018-11-27 15:12:48 +0000 UTC View Post

jurassic park theme

we have a t rex!

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2018-11-27 15:11:44 +0000 UTC View Post

trophy hunter

to be fair he raised a -ton- for charity

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2018-11-27 15:10:57 +0000 UTC View Post

le hole du gloryeux

onh honh honh

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2018-11-27 15:09:26 +0000 UTC View Post

amorous canuck

"give me a kiss honey, your husband's not here!"

hi res: https://i.imgur.com/a4hlNr9.jpg

2018-11-27 15:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post

dicknotized

a rite of passage goes slightly awry

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2018-11-01 12:35:29 +0000 UTC View Post

gentle encouragement

everybody needs a cheerleader sometimes

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2018-10-29 22:25:33 +0000 UTC View Post

even gracious-er

emily post up in this one

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2018-10-29 22:23:07 +0000 UTC View Post

both eyes if you please

classics are classics for a reason

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2018-10-29 22:20:24 +0000 UTC View Post

draculion

its just corn syrup dont worry

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2018-10-29 22:19:39 +0000 UTC View Post

gracious host

you just don't see manners like that anymore

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2018-10-29 22:18:47 +0000 UTC View Post

horseplay

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mpreg: its no laughing matter

2018-09-27 15:40:38 +0000 UTC View Post

tough customer

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2018-09-27 15:34:58 +0000 UTC View Post

changing your perspective

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meeting a very persuasive new friend

2018-09-27 15:32:03 +0000 UTC View Post

backstage pass

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a groupie's dream come true

2018-09-27 15:29:48 +0000 UTC View Post

there's always a bigger fish

and it always has a bigass dick

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2018-09-27 15:27:45 +0000 UTC View Post

drunk broadway

https://i.imgur.com/wh6Wy8X.png

"it's fucking -sweet-, dude."

2018-09-27 15:07:48 +0000 UTC View Post

incident in the airlock 2

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2018-09-27 15:02:49 +0000 UTC View Post

incident in the airlock 1

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"its like one minute you're grumbling about having to fix some faulty airlock mechanism...

2018-09-27 14:53:47 +0000 UTC View Post

late night in the gym showers

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2018-09-27 14:49:18 +0000 UTC View Post

the wild hunt

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2018-09-27 14:45:39 +0000 UTC View Post

snowballing

doki doki

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2018-07-28 19:28:12 +0000 UTC View Post

pyrotechnics

"shit, i GOTTA fuck you at one of our shows!"

hi res: https://i.imgur.com/BLyJa2H.jpg

2018-07-28 19:27:28 +0000 UTC View Post

pornhub

just a pygmy elephant boy enjoying the benefits of a waterproof phone case

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2018-07-24 18:21:49 +0000 UTC View Post

persuasive

old sales technique

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2018-07-21 15:45:50 +0000 UTC View Post

gilf redux

"my way or the highway, buster brown"

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2018-07-21 15:44:35 +0000 UTC View Post

symbiote fun: out of hand

shit, what was the customer service number??

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2018-07-15 21:37:05 +0000 UTC View Post

symbiote fun (larger ballz)

bigger balls

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2018-07-15 21:34:22 +0000 UTC View Post